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CU Medallion [66054]
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Met a Jazzica, yesterday
Jun 19, 2018, 9:31 AM
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and she was just what you'd expect from someone with that name. Probably 5'3" tree fiddy, four kids, three different daddies. Lives out FBCoachSC®'s way.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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the blame lies solely with her parents
Jun 19, 2018, 9:35 AM
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You can't name a kid Jazzica, and NOT expect dat kinda lyfe to be in store for them
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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In an effort to be equal, I'd also like to put some blame on
Jun 19, 2018, 9:39 AM
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the dudes banging these chicks too. You know the type, those thirsty guys commenting on their Facebook selfies talking about how beautiful they are and what not.
You'll have a 300 pounder all tatted up, with meth teeth and a lazy eye and they'll have 50 comments from guys telling them how sexy they are.
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All-In [34582]
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you juss described that Perry guys buddybook page***
Jun 19, 2018, 9:42 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Tyler?
Jun 19, 2018, 9:48 AM
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or Noble?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I thought most Catherines were just miserable nagging women
Jun 19, 2018, 9:56 AM
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who marry a man they can walk all over and complain about?
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CU Medallion [54758]
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see?
Jun 19, 2018, 9:59 AM
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it's all predestined, and starts w/ the name.
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All-In [35541]
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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There are thousands of them out there in the Upstate alone
Jun 19, 2018, 10:08 AM
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They're animals.
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All-In [35541]
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Really?
Jun 19, 2018, 10:13 AM
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In six months she'll be 5'3" 125lbs and able to gum me to completion
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Maybe one side of her fupa will be 125
Jun 19, 2018, 10:20 AM
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This is what you end up with.
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All-In [35541]
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I could relive 2014 all over again***
Jun 19, 2018, 10:20 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81896]
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I see your Jazzica and raise you a
Jun 19, 2018, 9:42 AM
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Shitadria.
I #### you not.
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I would love to participate in this convo
Jun 19, 2018, 10:04 AM
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but hippo laws and all
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Lot o points [155895]
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man, pops used to have some great stories too
Jun 19, 2018, 10:07 AM
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back in the day.
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All-TigerNet [12161]
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Saw him the other day
Jun 19, 2018, 10:22 AM
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looked great. Wasn't a great occasion, but was good to see him. People used to call me his protege, couldn't have had a better complement.
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Lot o points [155895]
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Thanks amigo. As for the occasion, terrible.
Jun 19, 2018, 10:24 AM
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I hope BW and the boys are doing ok.
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All-TigerNet [12161]
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Seem to be
Jun 19, 2018, 10:32 AM
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but you know, could be a hurricane on the inside and looks tropical on the outside.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Did she make you pancakes this morning?***
Jun 19, 2018, 11:26 AM
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