Tiger Board Logo

Donor's Den General Leaderboards TNET coins™ POTD Hall of Fame Map FAQ
search
GIVE AN AWARD
Use your TNET coins™ to grant this post a special award!
W
50
Big Brain
90
Love it!
100
Cheers
100
Helpful
100
Made Me Smile
100
Great Idea!
150
Mind Blown
150
Caring
200
Flammable
200
Hear ye, hear ye
200
Bravo
250
Nom Nom Nom
250
Take My Coins
500
Ooo, Shiny!
700
Treasured Post!
1000
YOUR BALANCE
Rounders was on last night. One thing I realized
storage This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic
Replies: 7
| visibility 292

Rounders was on last night. One thing I realized


Aug 18, 2015, 3:49 PM

and I'm not sure why it took me this many times to notice - Matt Damon's girlfriend is a nagging, stuck up, insufferable ####. It also seems like she would be boring in the sack with a strictly missionary policy and no beejays. Not sure why he was trying to impress that woman

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Mr. Son of a b!tch,


Aug 18, 2015, 3:57 PM

let's play some cards!

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

MauldinT, where are you???


It's OK, I'm paying you with your own money


Aug 18, 2015, 4:10 PM

You know, the money I took from you the last time

[makes thrusting motion]

I stuck it in you.








Malkovich as Teddy KGB. Couldn't have cast that any better.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpg2006_majors_champ.jpg2008_nascar_champ.gif2015_nascar_champ.gif flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Bruh it took you that long to realize she's the wet blanket?


Aug 18, 2015, 3:58 PM

She probably occupies a slot on the female wet blanket Mt. Rushmore with Skyler White and the girlfriend from Varsity Blues.

Can't think of a 4th right now...

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I mean I always knew her role was to be a nagging


Aug 18, 2015, 4:10 PM

##### but I never appreciated the level of misery she brought to him. Every ####### scene she is in is her second guessing, accusing, looking through his clothes for signs of him gambling, etc. I guess I was always more focused on the gambling scenes and Edward Norton playing an epic role as the needy, annoying friend. I wouldn't have lasted 2 weeks with that girl before I went Frank Gallagher on her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZutLW68kOs

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

The "Call me...if you need an attorney" line kind


Aug 18, 2015, 4:20 PM

of summed her character up for me...

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

She was the angel to Norton's devil on Damon's shoulder


Aug 18, 2015, 4:14 PM

explains her role. Makes sense Damon ends up kind of in-between both worlds.

As for why he wants to impress her? Dem teddies. Gretchen Mol has them.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

You must have gotten married since you saw it last***


Aug 18, 2015, 8:27 PM



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-tiggity-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Replies: 7
| visibility 292
📰 E-Mail News Alerts

TigerBoard POTD

Happy what would have been number 90 old man

by striperfan

Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic