One day in an elementary school in Columbia, SC, a teacher asks her class if the South Carolina Gamecocks are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy. The teacher asks, “What’s your favorite football team Jimmy?” Little Jimmy says, “The Clemson Tigers ” The teacher asks, “Well, why is that?” Little Jimmy says, “Well, my dad is a Tiger fan, my mom is a Tiger fan, I guess that makes me a Tiger fan.” The teacher, angered by his reply, says, “If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?” Little Jimmy says, “Well, I guess that would make me a South Carolina fan.”