It is clear the lamecock athletic administration has de-emphasized college football and placed emphasis on the sports that truly need to be advocated such as fishing, horseback riding and women's bicycling.
I was wondering about a cost saving idea for the SCAR lamecock administration: It appears the lamecocks will likely have another losing season next year. So, why not just ask local high school coaches to volunteer to coach their big games against teams like Vanderbilt and Kentucky? Cocaine George could coach the games against LSA and Georgia. Then, the lamecock football staff numbers could be cut in half to concentrate on the important games such as The Citadel and App State. Think of the cost savings---think of the experience the high school coaches could get--the benefits are endless. You could even hire advertising agencies to dream up catchy phrases such as: "Let the winner lead the way!"---that may have already been used a half a century ago; but, you get the idea!