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Letterman [285]
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You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 10:10 AM
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Remember when Jeff Foxworthy was relevant and he had that bit "You might be redneck if.." lets play that but for gamecock fans
You might be a Gamecock if...you ever worn shorts to a funeral
You might be a Gamecock if...you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge
You might be a Gamecock if...your brother-in-law is your uncle
You might be a Gamecock if...you've never paid for a haircut
You might be a Gamecock if...you have a home that's mobile and three cars that aren't
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All-In [25889]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 10:23 AM
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Your only tooth is in need of being "fixed".
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All-TigerNet [10485]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 10:38 AM
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If you're a female at a coot football game, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon at a tailgate, your pants are around your ankles and you describe that as a "spread defense"......you might be a gamecock.
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Asst Coach [746]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 10:56 AM
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if you flip the bird at a Clemson receiver when he scores a TD against your hapless dirtpeckers
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Asst Coach [746]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 10:58 AM
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if you threaten to set a Clemson fan's hair on fire with a lighter in the stands a a game at the cockroach (actually happened to my sister)
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Orange Blooded [2550]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 11:05 AM
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You might be a Gamecock if...you've ever had sex in the parking lot of a home game and got your picture taken in the act.
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Letterman [285]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 11:08 AM
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You might be a Gamecock if... you were too dumb to get into Clemson
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CU Guru [1906]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 11:10 AM
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If, the first time you meet your in-state rival, you tell him his wife was hitting on you, you might be a gamecock . . . and a classless jerk! Oh, wait, are the two the same?
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All-In [46430]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 11:12 AM
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If-Your baby pictures had you flipping a bird!
If- you were born 56min after 7.
If- dumpster burning is a daily event.
If- your an underdog to the Citidel.
If- the only time your whole family gets a shower in the same day is when it rained at the game you lost.
If- your coach could lose a game with a NFL roster.
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Asst Coach [746]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 11:16 AM
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if you wear a hat in public that just says "#####" across the front.
Saw a girl on an airplane a few years ago with this hat on. Pretty sad and definitely redneck!
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Orange Blooded [2587]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 11:20 AM
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If you're still sad & depressed about removing the banner for Slurrier & your dog is better looking than your girlfriend/wife or boyfriend.
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CU Guru [1236]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 11:30 AM
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if you ever got your @ss kicked by a one legged superhero.
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if Deshaun Watson is yo DADDY.
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All-TigerNet [10853]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 1:25 PM
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if you lose sleep over UCONN's success in women's basketball....
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110%er [6980]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 1:26 PM
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Your wealthiest relative invites you over to help take the wheels off his new house
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Orange Blooded [2079]
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If you think Carolina is in Columbia.
Feb 16, 2017, 3:46 PM
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If you're a grown man that gets excited by the word "cox".
If you think 68-42-4 is a close rivalry.
If you count to ten by saying 1,2,3,4,blowout,8,9,10.
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Legend [19567]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 4:14 PM
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You're home by 2:30 after the noon kickoff
Bass fishin' is involved in any trash talkin'
Never again refers to brushing your teeth
Spurs Up means you count up to two stars
Your spring game is April Fools day
Your best recruit is a dwarf
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All-American [598]
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iF your mother steps out of a port a john at the fairgrounds
Feb 16, 2017, 5:03 PM
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And yells to you, "COME LOOK AT THIS!!!"
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Orange Blooded [2281]
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Re: You might be a Gamecock (redneck)...
Feb 16, 2017, 5:41 PM
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If you have seldom seen the forth quarter of a home football game.
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