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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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Wife, truly man's best friend...
Jul 4, 2012, 3:29 PM
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the
most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible ...
.... No wait... I'm thinking of alcohol.
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Letterman [278]
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Re: Wife, truly man's best friend...
Jul 4, 2012, 3:35 PM
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All those statements are really true with a wife like mine, not boasting just blessed and thankful
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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I know. My mother and grandmothers set a high bar.***
Jul 4, 2012, 4:27 PM
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All-TigerNet [10210]
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ha ha ha..good luck finding that..those days are
Jul 4, 2012, 3:51 PM
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longgggggggg gone brother.....women today, especially american women are extremely selfish, takers, unreliable, unfaithful, clueless and laugh when you ask them if they cook. They are never happy...everrrrrrr.
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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Yeah, it was so much better back in the '60s and 70s when...
Jul 4, 2012, 3:53 PM
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they lied to you about all that.
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110%er [7191]
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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Beer does.***
Jul 4, 2012, 4:01 PM
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Hall of Famer [24988]
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what?
Jul 4, 2012, 4:01 PM
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beer does make all men look like saints?
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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No just me.***
Jul 4, 2012, 4:25 PM
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All-TigerNet [10210]
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AMEN!!! I have two best friends..lab and golden***
Jul 4, 2012, 5:40 PM
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Orange Blooded [4787]
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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Had I read it more closely I would have changed the wording.
Jul 4, 2012, 7:18 PM
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not that there is anything...
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Orange Blooded [4787]
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Re: Had I read it more closely I would have changed the wording.
Jul 4, 2012, 7:25 PM
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nah, i was responding to lefties comment, not yours.
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Legend [15914]
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Gotta say, the OP was hilarious
Jul 4, 2012, 4:27 PM
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but the follow up comments are pretty sad. My wife is all that and she's hot (hold your breath for pics 
For the most part, you get what you give.
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Re: Wife, truly man's best friend...
Jul 4, 2012, 4:31 PM
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sheesh - I must have the best dang wife in the world. 30 years and she's still the most beautiful woman on the planet. Lucky for me - she's the only woman I can truly stand to be around for any length of time as most women get on my nerves quickly. How she puts up with my worthless ### has always been a mystery to me. Sorry you guys can't find a woman like mine. Maybe they quit making them. Good luck with all that.
Oh yeh - if they want something - just figure a way to give it to them. It works a lot better that way.  And don't make them ask twice. lol
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Orange Blooded [3257]
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LOL......really did!***
Jul 4, 2012, 5:44 PM
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