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Why do they call him Coach Boom....
Sep 24, 2019, 11:58 AM
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when he is such a bust?
I'm sorry but the combination of our success and their ineptitude just makes me smile every day. It's like every coots' perfect nightmare and they can't wake up. Their SEC homerism is the only thing they can hang their hat on. The excuses, which we've heard for 27 years, just ring of so much desperation at this point. And to make matters worse for them, there is NO light at the end of the tunnel. There is no reason for hope. Muschamp ain't getting fired this year. They can't afford it. His death spiral will go on for another season. And even if he did, what competent coach would want to clean up this mess? Their mediocre recruiting class will start to melt away. Not getting Burch, which is inevitable at this point, is a huge blow to them. They had EVERY advantage in his recruitment. Him eschewing them says a ton about the state of their program.
Their program is circling the toilet faster than week old, truck stop sushi. It's a train wreak that you just can't stop watching. I really hope Tennessee only other win this year is to the chickens.
I'll get off my soapbox now. However I had to get this off my chest. I smiled politely all summer as I listened to coot friends talk about our "easy path" to the CFP and how they would win 7 this year. Suck it coots. You wish you could be us, but truly know deep inside, you never will be. Enjoy watching us again in January make one of your SEC Big Brothers look silly and break your hearts again.
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Because if you spell it backward,
Sep 24, 2019, 12:00 PM
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it's 'moob'.
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Re: Because if you spell it backward,
Sep 24, 2019, 12:19 PM
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I never, ever, thought I'd be giving you a TU, but MOOB there it is.
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If you hire him, our program blows up, in a bad way.
Sep 24, 2019, 12:18 PM
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Sad but true.
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Re: Why do they call him Coach Boom....
Sep 24, 2019, 12:22 PM
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I prefer Coach Doom.
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Re: Why do they call him Coach Boom....
Sep 24, 2019, 12:28 PM
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I like CO 1994's answer better, but in reality its because he has a short temper and he "explodes" when things go wrong. I'm surprised in his current situation he hasn't ruptured his carotid artery.
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Re: Why do they call him Coach Boom....
Sep 24, 2019, 12:29 PM
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Because he talks out of his A$$, thus, the Flatulence.
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Re: Why do they call him Coach Boom....
Sep 24, 2019, 12:31 PM
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He wasn't potty trained until the 3rd grade, "Boom" was the code word for dropping a deuce.
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Re: Why do they call him Coach Boom....
Sep 24, 2019, 1:30 PM
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A better question is why do they refer to him as Champ. What has he been champion of?
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Re: Why do they call him Coach Boom....
Sep 24, 2019, 1:53 PM
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Because you hear a "Boom" as his team hits bottom ...
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