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Legend [18567]
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Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 10:54 AM
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Because it was the end of the 2nd quarter !
Woo Hoo !!!!!! Go Tigers !!!!!!!
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 10:59 AM
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Because everybody knew the other side of the road was just as good, or better, than the side he was on.
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Commissioner [960]
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 11:18 AM
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I thought it was so he could get the play call!
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CU Guru [1548]
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 11:19 AM
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To try to get dem boyz off his azzzz ??
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HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Jun 2, 2017, 11:20 AM
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This is funny. I have got to twitter this.
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110%er [6575]
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this joke is LIT
Jun 2, 2017, 11:21 AM
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hof worthy. I literally fell out my chair. WOW! Fire. what up fam
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110%er [6075]
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Because Clemson's defense told him to***
Jun 2, 2017, 11:22 AM
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What? I don't get it. It's half time.
Jun 2, 2017, 11:23 AM
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Is the locker room across the street? That's stupid.
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Oculus Spirit [78831]
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 11:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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DANG BRUH, dat dERE is funny
Jun 2, 2017, 11:31 AM
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IMMA gO tail MY COOT COWORKER dat and cee wat he sez.
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All-In [28286]
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he'll be hear all week
Jun 2, 2017, 11:37 AM
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enjoy the veal - and don't forget to tip your cocktail waitress
thank you clemson, goodnight
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 11:50 AM
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 12:00 PM
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Because he knew he was just as fast as the car he wanted to beat if not faster...
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CU Guru [1322]
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concussions***
Jun 2, 2017, 12:01 PM
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Because he was a chicken!!!
Jun 2, 2017, 12:07 PM
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Go Tigers!!!
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Oculus Spirit [85166]
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To get to the FREE SEX parking lot?
Jun 2, 2017, 12:08 PM
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haha, j/k.... Yours is way better!!! Classic!
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Because Ben Boulware suplexed his ### over there.***
Jun 2, 2017, 12:17 PM
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 12:22 PM
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Because of his Dickwad Daddy.
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 12:45 PM
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to go to his senior prom??......(sorry--couldn't resist)
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 3:46 PM
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He was stapled to the chicken...
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All-In [27366]
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Because a friend of a friend of a relative of a babysitter
Jun 2, 2017, 3:56 PM
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heard that Big Dex might be somewhere within a 100 miles of the other side of the road.
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 6:46 PM
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To get the next play call from the sidelines.
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Why'd he have to cross the road?
Jun 2, 2017, 7:12 PM
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He can always suck on his dad's teat on the sideline. No need to leave the stadium.
~JKB
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Orange Blooded [4142]
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He didn't ...
Jun 2, 2017, 7:28 PM
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Our D line stopped before he got there .
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Orange Blooded [2550]
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 2, 2017, 9:32 PM
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To find his mouth piece.
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 3, 2017, 10:04 AM
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To give an end of game interview about this game proving the haters wrong, the greatness of his team and how much better they are than Clemson... at halftime -- Wait, what it's not over? I'm benched?
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Re: Why did Jake Bentley cross the road ?
Jun 3, 2017, 4:36 PM
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Good thread.....Mr '92
Cuz the Coot trainer asked him to for concussion "protocol "..."stay on the white line Jakey cuz someone surely struck you hard on that head of yours..."
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