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Topic: What's you and your SO's stance on Toobin?
Replies: 18   Last Post: Oct 22, 2020, 1:49 PM by: FordPrefect®
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What's you and your SO's stance on Toobin?

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 10:33 AM
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Do they know you do it and don't care as long as you don't make it obvious?

Walk past while you're cranking it because they don't care?

Believe it's a sin so you only do it when you're locked in the bathroom dropping a tdrake® and now public restrooms give you a boneer?

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Usually naked squatting over my chest, growing a tail while

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 10:46 AM
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I toob.


Always on a plastic sheet.

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Its free reign at my house

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 12:41 PM
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Knows, doesnt care, doesnt care if I do it in bed next to her, allowed to watch adult videos whenever.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Do you ever not watch one and just viscously crank one out

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 12:49 PM
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while staring at her? Like in the eyes. And follow her from room to room if she leaves? Or just go crump one out while she's in the shower and leave it on the glass door?


Leave it in her towel before she has a chance to dry off

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:17 PM
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Assert dominance.

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Drip it in her shampoo bottle

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:18 PM
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for the laughs

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Re: Drip it in her toothpaste

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:22 PM
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For the sexual assault

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Re: Drip it in her butt

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:23 PM
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to keep from having kids

Greenr

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Re: Drip it in Greenr's butt

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:27 PM
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because he can't have kids

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Re: Drip it in my hand

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:44 PM
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cause I couldn't stop edging here, guys


Re: Its free reign at my house

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:00 PM
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She's not a fan.

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:08 PM
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But realizes it's a part of living with me.

I go in a separate room, or do it when she's not around.

She doesn't mind the cranking it as much as the pornog. She calls them my pornogirlfriends or some sort of thing to demean me. She makes comments like "I bet you jack it all day long, don't you, you sicko."

Last part is also true.

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That's what I get too. When's the last time you've looked

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:13 PM
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at those naked women on your phone?

.... What time is it?

Doesn't go over so well.

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but but butt...

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:16 PM
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aren't you the one whose wife bought him some kind of masturbatory toy???

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To use TOGETHER

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:17 PM
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helps lube up the strap

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Yes.

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:27 PM
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And when I wore the tread off of it, I replaced it with a different one.

She says she bought it to use it on me. I told her I had zero interest in her using that thing on me.

Then I told her that if I could figure out how to attach that thing to a Roomba with a microwave, I could get rid of her completely.

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Who has enough energy for that #### when your married?***

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:38 PM
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Re: Who has enough energy for that #### when your married?***

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:46 PM
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You're thinking of my first marriage...***

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Posted: Oct 22, 2020, 1:49 PM
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