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All-In [38427]
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When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 4:08 PM
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Is worth more than what's in it ... you might be a Coot .
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Orange Blooded [2804]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 4:14 PM
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When losing to your rival by 21 is trophy worthy....you might be a Gamecock.
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All-TigerNet [11067]
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has 3 dozen snowflake hippies living in it...
Dec 5, 2018, 4:14 PM
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... you might be a Coot .
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Orange Blooded [2804]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 4:21 PM
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has as many ACC Football trophies in it as your Equestrian team trophies.....you might be a coot
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 4:41 PM
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hasn't been opened in 50 years, you might be a coot.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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When you kiss your wife and she's
Dec 5, 2018, 4:55 PM
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also your cousin and/or sister, you might be a coot.
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All-TigerNet [11067]
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if you get parking lot gravel in you back while
Dec 5, 2018, 5:06 PM
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making whoopee, you may be a coot
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110%er [6009]
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Re: When the trophy case:
Dec 5, 2018, 5:19 PM
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is an empty cobwebbed antique it must belong to the Dirtpeckers!!
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CU Medallion [52846]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 5:19 PM
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is there just in case, you might be a coot
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When your "Welcome to South Carolina" sign says:
Dec 5, 2018, 5:23 PM
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"Home of the 1969 ACC Football Champions" Your a COOT!!
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 5:31 PM
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When the most prestigious trophy in you trophy case is named after a coach who coached for you most hated rival, you might be a coot.
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Orange Blooded [4754]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 6:05 PM
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"Trophies? We don't need no stinkin' trophies!" Quote attributed to Henry Wadsworth Cootfellow
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Orange Blooded [4754]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 6:08 PM
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If you consider a Belk Bowl invitation "cycling in" you might be a Coot.
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 6:35 PM
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Reveals the remains of a missing janitor from the Great Depression, you might be a Coot.
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Oculus Spirit [90819]
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Your a Coot when your empty trophy case
Dec 5, 2018, 6:59 PM
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is being sold to a British antique collector & being replaced by a smaller cheaper IKEA cabinet with removable shelves.
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 10:10 PM
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Reveals the remains of a missing janitor from the Great Depression, you might be a Coot.
Is offered as a refuge shelter for people fleeing a hurricane due to amount of room available.
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Orange Blooded [2504]
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In the mean time....
Dec 5, 2018, 7:05 PM
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...By the time Dabo retires, they will have to build an additional "trophy room annex" building adjacent to the complex, just to house all of the hardware.
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All-In [38427]
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Re: In the mean time....
Dec 5, 2018, 8:15 PM
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In the vain of the man-cave and the she-shed ? Call it the Dabo-Dome .
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 7:06 PM
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is mistaken for the wall mounted fire extinguisher, you may be a coot.
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Orange Blooded [3391]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 9:54 PM
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Excellent analogy.
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Oculus Spirit [82039]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 7:09 PM
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looks like a curio cabinet in the Keebler Elves tree house,
you're definitely a coot.
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 8:20 PM
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When your arch rival’s trophy case is bigger than your own weight room... you might be a coot!
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That is just uncalled for........True, but uncalled for.....***
Dec 5, 2018, 8:21 PM
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 8:23 PM
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When photos of the trophies in your Trophy Case are photos of trophies won by other schools in the $EC, you are definitely a coot.
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All-In [38427]
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When you have opposing mirrors
Dec 5, 2018, 8:31 PM
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Put into your trophy case so there looks like more of what's supposed to be in there is in there ... you may be Cooting .
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 8:35 PM
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When the football trophy case is donated to women's basketball due to the lack of use, you're in Cootville.
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Orange Blooded [2936]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 8:35 PM
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When you have Pictures of Alabama’s Trophies in your case, your a Coot.
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 8:41 PM
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Is used to store liquor, pork skins and Twinkies in the coach's office, you're definitely a coot.
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Orange Blooded [2550]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 8:47 PM
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Is locked and nobody has seen the keys for 40 plus years, You just might be a Coot.
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110%er [5466]
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We you yell "Go C0CKS" to other men...
Dec 5, 2018, 9:17 PM
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...you might be a coot.
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110%er [5466]
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When your rival's bowl tickets cost...
Dec 5, 2018, 9:23 PM
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...ten times as much as your bowl tickets ($300 vs $30), you might be a coot.
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All-In [38427]
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Re: When your rival's bowl tickets cost...
Dec 6, 2018, 1:17 AM
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That Belk Bowl crowd ... featuring two historically bad football patsies should be something to see . I predict there'll be more bodies in the field area than in the stands.
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Orange Blooded [3391]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 10:16 PM
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Gets mistaken for a condom dispenser in the men's restroom, you might be repping the coot football program.
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Orange Blooded [2079]
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 5, 2018, 11:04 PM
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Is nicknamed “The Museum of Futility” you might be a coot
When the case is filled with SEC participation trophies you might be a coot.
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Orange Blooded [2079]
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When your opponents’ graveyard allows tombstones for close losses you might be a coot.***
Dec 5, 2018, 11:05 PM
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But, but, but*
Dec 5, 2018, 11:14 PM
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Y’all don’t play anybody! Then it gets to the 1st round of the CFP, and we win and irs like, well they should not have been there anyway.”
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Orange Blooded [4023]
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When the only football trophy in your trophy case
Dec 5, 2018, 11:17 PM
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is so tarnished you can’t read the inscription you might be a coot.
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 6, 2018, 12:27 AM
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When you team owns the record for biggest SEC loss to an ACC team, then you might be a coot.
When your team owns the record for longest losing streak in the SEC, then you might be a coot.
When your fans tear down the goal post after a victory over New Mexico State, then you might be a coot.
When your team has been THUMBED by 3 separate teams in the same season, then you might be a coot.
When your fans purchase water at the game for the sole purpose of throwing the bottles at the rival players, then you might be a coot.
When your fans have sex in the parking lot at the game, then you might be a coot.
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110%er [9656]
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I go away for one day
Dec 6, 2018, 1:31 AM
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And I miss all of this haha
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Re: When the Trophy Case
Dec 6, 2018, 1:40 AM
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...holds a collection of skirt-wearing chicken figurines, you might be a coot.
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