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CU Medallion [60043]
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Well boys and gals, I turned 40 today.....GITT
Dec 18, 2019, 3:20 PM
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with your best advice on navigating this post 40 age and issues.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Well you can kill yourself now
Dec 18, 2019, 3:22 PM
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or wait a few years when life does it to you.
Your choice.
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Lot o points [163012]
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Congrats!
Dec 18, 2019, 3:22 PM
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Halfway to 80 and I heard 80 sucks.
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Heisman Winner [135598]
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RH Mom says 85 REALLY sucks...
Dec 18, 2019, 3:25 PM
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but she ain't going anywhere as long as Dabo keeps reloading with 5 stars.
At least, that's what I tell her every time she says she won't be here much longer.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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My dad turned 80 yesterday. Can confirm.***
Dec 18, 2019, 3:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85331]
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Happy birthday!
Dec 18, 2019, 3:22 PM
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Don't unknowingly eat chili that has been left out for 6+ hours, it could have long-term affects.
Don't knowingly eat chili that has been left out for 6+ hours, it could have long-term affects.
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CU Medallion [60043]
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I am flirting with disaster today
Dec 18, 2019, 3:25 PM
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Chipotle Lunch with extra steak and hot sauce.
Scared to think of what will happen later after I hit up some deep dish pizza with a boat full of liquor.
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Heisman Winner [135598]
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Get a night light.
Dec 18, 2019, 3:22 PM
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So you don't trip when you get up to pee 2 or 3 times every night, old man.
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All-In [47828]
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Do you wear reading glasses?
Dec 18, 2019, 3:26 PM
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If not, go ahead and get some, cause you're gonna.
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All-In [49173]
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40 wasn't near as bad as
Dec 18, 2019, 3:26 PM
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every year since. So enjoy it. Happy Birthday, and many, many more!
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Actally, about 45 was my peak of giving a ####
Dec 18, 2019, 3:31 PM
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And its been getting better since then. I wished I would have stopped giving a #### a long time before that.
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CU Medallion [60043]
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Re: Actally, about 45 was my peak of giving a ####
Dec 18, 2019, 4:05 PM
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Dude. We have had words, but I like you.
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I HAVE NO CLUE BECAUSE I AM NOT OLD AS BALLS YET
Dec 18, 2019, 3:26 PM
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LIKE YOU ARE
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All-In [47828]
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So what's it like to have your balls
Dec 18, 2019, 3:27 PM
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reach half way to your knees?
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Oculus Spirit [85331]
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Wait, aren't you like 50?***
Dec 18, 2019, 3:29 PM
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Heisman Winner [105582]
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MAYBE HE DOESN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEFORE HIS
Dec 18, 2019, 3:33 PM
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HIT HIS SHINS
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All-In [47828]
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Dec 18, 2019, 3:50 PM
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or 48. I forget.
Seriously, I have to do the math these days between my birth year and current year to figure out how old I am.
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CU Medallion [56078]
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Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro...
Dec 18, 2019, 3:34 PM
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Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow
Can you throw em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier
Do your balls
Hang
Low
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Happy Birthday youngster. My advice would be ....
Dec 18, 2019, 3:30 PM
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younger ladies. But you already have a good one so behave.
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CU Medallion [60043]
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Re: Happy Birthday youngster. My advice would be ....
Dec 18, 2019, 4:03 PM
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She is 8 years younger. So I am golden.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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High 5! ******
Dec 18, 2019, 4:14 PM
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Congrats
Dec 18, 2019, 3:35 PM
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Can you grow hair out your ears and nose, but none on your head?
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CU Medallion [56078]
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Time to get yourself a sweet ### sports car.***
Dec 18, 2019, 3:35 PM
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CU Medallion [56078]
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We can't say a z z now? w t f_***
Dec 18, 2019, 3:37 PM
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Heisman Winner [135912]
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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don't try to navigate, end it all now***
Dec 18, 2019, 3:42 PM
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All-In [49173]
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it is kind of a directional thing. 40 is when you quit
Dec 18, 2019, 3:46 PM
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counting up, and start counting down.
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Forty shmorty
Dec 18, 2019, 3:59 PM
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as long as the weener still works you ahhite. When that thing starts to waiver, it's not the end, either...you can get toys for those "not so up to it" nights. But the power can shift in a heartbeat...you ain't lived until the Mrs thinks it's funny chasing you around with one of those things buzzin' at you.
Happy Birthday.
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Re: Well boys and gals, I turned 40 today.....GITT
Dec 18, 2019, 4:01 PM
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40 is a great age. Now you have 10 years to not think about it again.
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110%er [7736]
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Happy Birthday!
Dec 18, 2019, 4:05 PM
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40 is a breeze. 50 sucks because your deac falls off. It's hard to adjust to sitting down to pee. You'll get use to it. Next month, I'll be 10 years deac free!
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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Yep, good old days.
Dec 18, 2019, 7:07 PM
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Buy a saddle and bridle and you'll probably need some spurs if you intend to stay on that creature you married any length of time. Physically and emotionally speaking. Nerve pills for yourself.
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Re: Well boys and gals, I turned 40 today.....GITT
Dec 18, 2019, 7:17 PM
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Hold on.....The next 25 years will FLY by....
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