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WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 AND MILITARY APPRECIATION LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 6:50 PM
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The prospect of being a Terrier
In Week Number 10 is much scarier -
Though wary of fright
On Halloween night,
Of Clemson, you’re trepidly warier...
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 7:02 PM
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Wofford smofford bofford trofford.
.................that’s all they get, they haven’t earned a Tiger limerick yet, gotta earn it.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 7:37 PM
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The players of whom you are speakin’
Have lowlier goals they are seekin’ -
They’re tiny, you know.
In fact, so much so,
I eat more than them at The Beacon.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2019, 1:35 PM
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I give you a point for your reference;
The Beacon is also my preference.
For eight bucks and twenty
You get that a-plenty.
Oh Beacon, I offer my deference.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2019, 6:50 AM
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It’s quite an attractive low rate
Considering what’s on the plate.
A burger’s in there -
You know it’s somewhere
‘Neath mountainous onion ring weight.
And speaking of weight, they use stealth -
They know with cheap food you feel wealth,
But, then, all the whiles
Amid those fried piles
Are perils for vascular health.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 7:49 PM
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The pups arriving from Sparkle City,
Will be excited and sound quit witty.
But when the whistle blows,
They'll lack "Jimmie and Joes".
The outcome, to them, a bloody pity!!!
(Dedicated to Sparkle City Tiger)
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 7:58 PM
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The Tiny Terriers always over-achieve..
Wear our wit and intelligence on our sleeve.
But the Tigers are way to skrong..
Game won't last very long...
But thanks for the check.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 11:21 PM
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Just don’t spend it all in one place!
You’re basic’lly in an arms race
With Big SCU
For bein’ the schoo’
In this state that’s in second place!
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 8:00 PM
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So, how ‘bout dem gold-headed Domers,
You blue-blooded, sycophant homers!
At least you’re spared trouble -
This year, you’re not double
Receivers of “Top 4” misnomers...
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 8:15 PM
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As pridefulness comes before falls,
Let’s heed some humility calls -
Treat Wofford the same
As any ball game
Or we’ll look like Coots versus Vols...
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 9:48 PM
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Winner!!!^^^
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2019, 11:48 PM
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Since Bama’s a Razorback victor,
Let’s gin up the greatness predictor!
They’re darlings and such,
But you know who’s clutch?
Coach O. Watch the scales of the Richter...
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2019, 7:03 AM
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This week we can all have some candy
And possibly some extra dandy
Enjoyment of sorts
Regarding Coot sports
When they have some trouble with Vandy...
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2019, 5:28 PM
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The rankings are backward of late.
It’s not that our Tigers draw hate -
The AP recorder’s
Reversing the order!
We’ll be number one twenty eight!
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The dogs from Sparkle City come calling,
Oct 29, 2019, 5:31 PM
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and it looks like no rain will be falling.
Fight, dig, and claw they will,
But once Clemson runs down the hill,
The Terriers are sure in for a mauling.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2019, 7:46 AM
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The use of his likeness is maxative!
It’s unclear how much will be taxative,
But I. Simmons’ face
Will sell by the case
On empty cans sold as a laxative...
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2019, 6:41 AM
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“The NCAA will be fair
And exercise wisdom and care
Deciding for you
What jobs you can do,
As long as you pay your fair share.”
- NCAA aka Uncle Slam
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2019, 1:18 PM
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Coach Muschamp is getting prepared
To do what few people have dared -
He’s risking a beating
To go trick-or-treating
In Five Points! You talk about scared?!?
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2019, 6:58 AM
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You’re Wofford. You go trick-or-treat,
But Coach says if candy you eat,
You won’t play as well.
So, eat and don’t tell -
It won’t change the fact you’ll get beat.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2019, 5:32 PM
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“If Bama rests Tua, they slide.”
Well gee, if it works for the Tide
Then should we keep resting
First string once they’re besting
Opponents? Or has justice died?
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2019, 7:31 AM
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The flag waving proudly on high,
The crowd roaring loudly, the sky
Ablaze with reminder
Of heroes, both kinder
And steelier - willing to die.
God bless America, and may he shed his grace in heaping measure upon those who have served us in life and death.
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Re: WOFFORD AND CFB WK 10 AND MILITARY APPRECIATION LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2019, 7:48 AM
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Though warriors clash on the field,
They live free, for some who would wield
The sword for their nation
Defend the creation
Of freedom and all it can yield.
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