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Topic: This mouthy coot went to the altar this morning at church
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This mouthy coot went to the altar this morning at church

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 2:33 PM
 

to pray. After the service I went up to him and asked him if he was praying that Dabo goes to Alabama....

LOL! He was speechless.


And then what happened?***

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 2:34 PM
 



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Re: This mouthy coot went to the altar this morning at church

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 2:36 PM
 

Sounds like you were the mouthy ahole to me.

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If you went to the altar, then who is "him" in this story?

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 2:38 PM
 

I has the confuse.

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You’re that guy***

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 2:38 PM
 




Don't be that guy!


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 3:27 PM
 

Please



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why were you being a mouthy coot?

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 2:58 PM
 



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Did you spit your bacca juice in his eye


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 3:11 PM
 

And beat your chest as you urinated on his truck tire?


Sounds like something a Coot would do.***


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 3:29 PM
 



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Re: Did you spit your bacca juice in his eye


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 4:05 PM
 

Unfortunately, I know a Clemson fan who sounds like what you just described. Reminds me of 90% of UGA fans, but somehow he affiliated himself with us. ??


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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 3:14 PM
 



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I just thanked the Lord for the ignore button.***

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 3:21 PM
 



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Re: This mouthy coot went to the altar this morning at church

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 3:28 PM
 

Doubtful. Coots don’t go to church. If you had said Belks maybe


"They will know us by our love," (Christians) must have


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 3:56 PM
 

gotten lost in the translation.

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Re: This mouthy coot went to the altar this morning at church

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 4:25 PM
 

Jhop, I don't rag on you like some others, but you gotta admit your story is about classless behavior, and it's yours, not the "coot's".

A few things in life transcend Tigers v Chickens. Our relationship with our God and Savior is one of those things; maybe his mouthiness makes you forget that, but we are reminding you. Sounds like you caught him at a rare humble moment.

As a Christian Tiger, be the bigger man. Apologize, the sooner the better. You might not see him again for awhile, and by then too much water will have passed under that bridge for it to mean anything.


I kind of appreciate the sentiment, and the joke,


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 4:43 PM
 

but you really don't want to have that moment where the guy looks and you and says, "I was praying for my baby girl, who is dying." I mean, sometimes you just have to resist temptation.


He obviously doesn't have much pull with the LORD


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 4:59 PM
 

'cause I just drove by the Campus and it's still there, stadium, oculus, and all.


I went to church today and


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 5:16 PM
 

The ###### ### and #### ##### in the #### ###### ### then I ###### outta my ### and #####.

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Re: This mouthy coot went to the altar this morning at church

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 5:44 PM
 

Jhop writes so many checks that his ### can't cash, I would not be surprised that he doesn't meet the wrong person sooner than later.


Re: This mouthy coot went to the altar this morning at church


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 7:01 PM
 

Sounds unlikely, contrived, and purposely provocative.

Kinda reminds me of this thread in fact.

https://www.tigernet.com/forum/message/So-I-pulled-up-to-the-gas-station-earlier-24652910

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Or this one?


Posted: Dec 16, 2018 7:14 PM
 

https://www.tigernet.com/forum/message/Funny-coot-story-24516129


Though I do believe the part where you were working the drive thru window.

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Coot at church tales are second only to Coot at gas station stories

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Posted: Dec 16, 2018 7:13 PM
 

followed closely by homeless guy with Coot jacket and dog yarns

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