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CU Medallion [59974]
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At the dermatologist and she
Aug 9, 2019, 8:31 AM
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And her assistant are HOT. My shirt is off and she has touched me. I think it moved. They are coming back in a minute and I have to lay down. How do I keep this hog laying low?
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Think about baseball***
Aug 9, 2019, 8:33 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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but what if he bones up thinkin about pitching and catching?***
Aug 9, 2019, 8:37 AM
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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or Kyle Parker in his tight pants
Aug 9, 2019, 11:21 AM
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CTB thought he looked goooood.
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Oculus Spirit [97648]
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Just keep in mind she probably gets your reaction all the
Aug 9, 2019, 8:36 AM
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time. Act repulsed by her, since she makes a living chopping nasty things off other people.
Just giving you your best shot to stand out.
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Oculus Spirit [75671]
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Here's hoping they give you a proper hernia test.***
Aug 9, 2019, 8:36 AM
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All-TigerNet [13359]
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Just let it tent up
Aug 9, 2019, 8:44 AM
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And hum the snake charmer theme while it rises!
Ywia
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Are you covered in zits?
Aug 9, 2019, 8:53 AM
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You sound like you are you covered in zits.
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I doubt she’ll notice
Aug 9, 2019, 9:28 AM
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Unless she has tweezers and a magnifying glass with her.
BTW, lots of healthcare providers in my family and they are trained to thump the end of it very hard in situations like this.
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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That's just cruel
Aug 9, 2019, 9:31 AM
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How has no one not been sued over this?
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Heisman Winner [135611]
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You know
Aug 9, 2019, 10:12 AM
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Like sneaking up behind someone and flicking their ear only on the end of your pen?r
Of course they could have just told me that to scare the bo?ar out of me.
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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I would think it wouldn't really slow me down.
Aug 9, 2019, 10:15 AM
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Once it's up, a simple flick on the ole peterhead wouldn't deter him. Especially knowing that she touched him.
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Heisman Winner [135611]
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You’ve clearly never been properly thumped
Aug 9, 2019, 10:17 AM
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by a fingernail that will draw blood.
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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No but I did accidentally hit the head with the back of a
Aug 9, 2019, 10:19 AM
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razor that had the trimming blade on it. Was bleeding then. Didn't get a bonar, but then again wasn't surrounded by hot strange.
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You know the rules
Aug 9, 2019, 9:41 AM
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pics or it lays down and falls off.
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rub one out while you have the chance...***
Aug 9, 2019, 10:06 AM
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CU Medallion [59974]
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Re: rub one out while you have the chance...***
Aug 9, 2019, 10:36 AM
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Probably my favorite answer
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Ask her to check your peenus for skin cancer due....
Aug 9, 2019, 10:12 AM
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overexposure to the sun
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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get her to check the mole on the back of your sak
Aug 9, 2019, 10:36 AM
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i have a mole where my sak meets my leg that she has to check every 6 mo.
it is FANTASTIC!
her hands are always soooo warm.
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CU Medallion [59974]
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Re: get her to check the mole on the back of your sak
Aug 9, 2019, 10:37 AM
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That’s a lot of pressure to manscape often
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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lemme let you in on this.....
Aug 9, 2019, 10:42 AM
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and follow up with
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CU Medallion [59974]
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Re: lemme let you in on this.....
Aug 9, 2019, 10:55 AM
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Have mercy
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CU Medallion [59974]
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Re: At the dermatologist and she
Aug 9, 2019, 10:36 AM
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Oh and lidocaine shots sukkkkkk bawls. Big ones.
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shoot carlsbad a tmell***
Aug 9, 2019, 11:16 AM
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Had this happened
Aug 9, 2019, 12:34 PM
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They pulled down my underwear and it sprung up to point at the really hot nurse. Just be proud and maintain eye contact.
If you need it to go away, start flexing your thighs to get blood flow moving in different direction.
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