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There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive

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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 3:09 PM
 

Please listen - -

No matter how ugly, fat, skinny, mean, disgusting, stupid, inadequate or imperfect you are or THINK you are - - don't worry. You don't have to live a lonely life. Somewhere, I swear, there is a companion for you!!

How do I know? Because - -

SOMEBODY D-I-D MARRY PAUL FINEBAUM!!

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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 3:23 PM
 

I heard it was Nick Saban.

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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 3:31 PM
 

Crazy, isn't it.

No matter what kind of doofwad a guy is, if he's got a fat banking account many woman will find him attractive.

Sorry to any doofwads reading this who don't have a fat banking account, because the reality of the situation is there's little hope you'll find a beautiful bride to love you for who you are.


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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 6:05 PM
 

I’m a doofwad and I’m not rich. I found a wife. Remember, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder ????

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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 7:37 PM
 

You had a one in a million chance. Consider yourself lucky to have beaten the odds. ;)


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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 4:07 PM
 

Usually, when you see a real ugly dude like finebomb,
they all seem to have a really pretty wife. She probably
even looks prettier sitting next to that ugly specimen.

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Proof money can buy you anything.***

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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 6:01 PM
 



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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 6:28 PM
 

He married Hellen Keller, right?

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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 8:01 PM
 

I thought he married the actress from Contact?

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Ol’ Finebum did good, too!

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Posted: Aug 10, 2019 7:58 PM
 

He married Miss Alabama 1979.

And what a looker she is!



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Posted: Aug 11, 2019 12:40 PM
 

Not fair or truthful IMO...He has money, and anytime that is the case, there will be a gold digger nearby regardless of looks or IQ. Most men that are ugly and dumb, like Finebaum, simply do not have that to fall back on. Money changes everything. Seems I recall a playboy model, Anna Nichole Smith, marrying a man 90 who was 63 years her senior. If you don't think she married that very old man for money, I have some beachfront property in the desert I want to sell you!


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Posted: Aug 11, 2019 12:47 PM
 

"Briggs, a man's gotta know his limitations"....Dirty Harry...

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Found her!


Posted: Aug 11, 2019 1:18 PM
 
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Gotta be close at least.


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