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Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 9:35 PM
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Siriusly....
Here's what's at my Indiana in-laws in Ft. Myers Beach.
Any juan got some Dukes they can bring over?
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The only miracle is that anyone thinks its edible***
Dec 23, 2017, 9:41 PM
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 9:52 PM
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If you can't find any Duke's, find a jar of Hellmann's and throw that miracle whip out, it will ruin a mater sandwich, or anything else you poison with it!!!
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 10:00 PM
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Like I said, dukes is a very close second. Very close.
Only thing I have to have my whip for is my nanner sandwich.
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 10:02 PM
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How can that be with Duke's second to none!!!!
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 9:55 PM
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Hey, I’ll go with both but I prefer miracle whip with a little salt and a bunch of pepper. ..
They ain’t nuttin better than a South Carolina homegrown vine ripened summer mater with the whip. Morning noon and night. Better than sex.
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 10:00 PM
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Hahahah, I vehemently disagree a 110%
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The Miracle Whip / Mayonnaise Debate Board?
Dec 23, 2017, 9:59 PM
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I must've gotten lost clicking alll these pron links.
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Re: The Miracle Whip / Mayonnaise Debate Board?
Dec 23, 2017, 10:03 PM
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I was a Whip man at one time until I tried Hellman's.
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 10:14 PM
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Ok ok ok, if the Tigers Whip Bama by more than 10, I’ll chunk all my miracle and only by duke and hellmans!
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 24, 2017, 10:06 AM
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Good move, just like a 99 yard TD pass, or a hand off from the 1 for a 99 yard run for a TD. You can beat anybody with the Duke's play!!!
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Miracle Whip is salad dressing, not a sandwich condiment
Dec 23, 2017, 11:02 PM
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It even says so right on the bottle. It doesn't even pretend to be an alternative to mayonnaise. Why people decided to put it on sandwiches is beyond me. Now, find whatever salad this tastes good on and get back to me.
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Re: Miracle Whip is salad dressing, not a sandwich condoment
Dec 23, 2017, 11:05 PM
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+1. Lmao. Never thought of it that way.
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 23, 2017, 11:31 PM
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Oh no, this close to xmas and the Dukes Mayo vs Miracle Whip Feud is on !
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Re: Miracle Whip: the "Whooo Hooo" of tomato sandwiches
Dec 24, 2017, 2:49 AM
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But there is no comparison, Duke's by it's self makes a good sandwich. Apply a generous amount of Duke's on one of two lightly toasted slices bread, slam the two slices together, you will have a perfect Duke's Mayonnaise sandwich, ummmmm, it's so good!!!
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Does dukes still make Salad Dressing?
Dec 24, 2017, 9:44 AM
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....haven't seen it in a while. I prefer the mayo, but Dukes Salad Dressing is more similiar to Miracle Whip...
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Re: Does dukes still make Salad Dressing?
Dec 24, 2017, 9:51 AM
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Looks like Dukes lite mayo may have replaced Dukes Salad Dressing.
https://www.dukesmayo.com/products/
I'm gonna have to try the one with olive oil...
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This is very serious. U need some dukes on the fly.***
Dec 24, 2017, 9:54 AM
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You're in the South, EVERY grocery store has Dukes
Dec 24, 2017, 9:56 AM
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In case they're out, they also carry Sauer's and JFG,both also better than that MW.
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Re: You're in the South, EVERY grocery store has Dukes
Dec 24, 2017, 10:16 AM
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Remember I said "Ft. Myers Beach".
Once you get below about Gainesville, you may as well be in Michigan (no offense to you southerners trying to keep it real).
There's so many 0310 State, ND, and Michigan flags all over the place here.
My family's orange really stands out and looks beautiful, though.
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Here's the pig I was trying to include...
Dec 24, 2017, 10:02 AM
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even my crummy enterwebs even rejects "The Whip".
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Re: Here's the pig I was trying to include...
Dec 24, 2017, 10:04 AM
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I mean, look at those tomatoes....
My mouth was watering and I reach in the fridge.... oh no!
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Re: Here's the pig I was trying to include...
Dec 24, 2017, 10:11 AM
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Miracle Whip is simply disgusting. Gag-inducing disgusting...
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Re: Here's the pig I was trying to include...
Dec 24, 2017, 12:11 PM
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Those small tomatoes shown above will require four slices just to cover the bread. No mater sammich is fit to eat unless Duke's mayo has been smeared on both slices of toast. The mater must be field grown and plucked from the vine when it is red ripe, not pink. he bread must be toasted or else the sammich will be soggy. Three mater sammichs will serve as an appetizer.
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Around here we call miracle whip yankee vomit.
Dec 24, 2017, 10:08 AM
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To liquify to be frosting, too sweet to be mayo. It’s a mass produced mistake.
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I'm Southern borned and raised, but I like Miracle Whip AND
Dec 27, 2017, 10:44 AM
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Dukes Mayonnaise. Maybe I was switched at birth?
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