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Legend [16629]
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The Absurdity of Upset Alert
Sep 6, 2018, 2:08 PM
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Let's go through the various reasons why some morans have Clemson on upset alert this Sattidy:
1. It will be loud. Stop. Just stop. Seriously. You are embarrassing yourself.
2. Texas A&M is pretty good. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3. Jimbo Fisher. Please see Clemson vs. FSU '17, '16, and '15.
4. It will be hot. *eye roll*
We are done here. Tigers in a not close one.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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When was the last time we were put on upset alert
Sep 6, 2018, 2:13 PM
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and we actually lost?
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Legend [16629]
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Wake in '08?
Sep 6, 2018, 2:16 PM
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Wait, never mind. That was definitely a win.
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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And we have a better apparel sponsor.
Sep 6, 2018, 2:21 PM
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Legend [16629]
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Re: And we have a better apparel sponsor.***
Sep 6, 2018, 2:33 PM
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All-TigerNet [10488]
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Re: The Absurdity of Upset Alert
Sep 6, 2018, 2:27 PM
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95% of the games are pure-T-garbage. If the networks had truth in advertising it look something like this.
Good afternoon football fans, we’re bringing you this trash today because this team we’ve been pumping as the second coming of the four horseman, well, they’re complete cowards and if they can avoid playing anybody with a pulse that’s what their gonna do. Later today we’ll have a real game and that ones probably not gonna be that close either, but we’re gonna predict an upset, because the rest of our schedule is such trash we’re afraid you might start watching reruns of sitcoms from the 60’s and 70’s. We’re sorry, but our pay is based on how many eyeballs watch us, so about all your gonna hear for the next 9 hrs is lies. If we told you the truth you wouldn’t watch.
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Hall of Famer [21722]
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I woulda read this entire poast...
Sep 6, 2018, 2:37 PM
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But I found The Andy Griffith Show on Netflix. When I finish Season 1, I’ll read paragraph #2. I promise.
K. Thnx. Bye!
~JKB
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