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Oculus Spirit [85054]
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Text from wife
Nov 20, 2020, 11:22 AM
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"That pig has a date tonight. And goats were humping while I was there. Mating season. Must be a sign for tonight..."
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Shes gonna bring you a pig and a goat home
Nov 20, 2020, 11:23 AM
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to put your dink in? That's mighty white of her
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Oculus Spirit [85054]
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That's at least 4 holes
Nov 20, 2020, 11:24 AM
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possibly 6
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All-In [34486]
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Read this as
Nov 20, 2020, 11:34 AM
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pussibly 6
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Oculus Spirit [97649]
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That can be a very expensive night. Good luck.***
Nov 20, 2020, 11:24 AM
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Hey
Nov 20, 2020, 11:28 AM
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Heisman Winner [105418]
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Greenr looking for a text from his wife about relations
Nov 20, 2020, 11:29 AM
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Heisman Winner [137748]
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I have one of those texts.
Nov 20, 2020, 11:34 AM
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Think it's on an iPhone 3G.
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Braggart.***
Nov 20, 2020, 11:34 AM
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Heisman Winner [105418]
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Take it out every few months and reminisce
Nov 20, 2020, 11:36 AM
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while you crank yourself to memories?
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Heisman Winner [137748]
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Re: Take it out every few months and reminisce
Nov 20, 2020, 11:37 AM
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I miss those days. I use to have one of those
Nov 20, 2020, 11:47 AM
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Chocolate phones from LG
You know....
![LG VX8550 Chocolate Maroon Phone (Verizon Wireless) [CNETLGVX8550RED] - $141.99 : Unlocked Cell Phones, GSM, CDMA and More | ElectronicsForce.com](https://www.electronicsforce.com/images/vAAAAAmk9BGUAAAAAAOIVmQ.jpg)
Back then, anytime you got a picture message it would show up as downloading media message or whatever with the red circle.
Was dating a girl who loved sending pictures
Now anytime I see a red circle I get erect.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Is that why you keep getting caught wanking in front of
Nov 20, 2020, 1:25 PM
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liquor stores?
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The suspense was succulent
Nov 20, 2020, 1:26 PM
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and that was stubborn_tiger®
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CU Medallion [64837]
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It's spelled succuldeeznutz***
Nov 20, 2020, 1:28 PM
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Is that German?***
Nov 20, 2020, 1:28 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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No, it's Icelandick***
Nov 20, 2020, 1:33 PM
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