Here are the TNET Poster Combine Events and My Scores. Post Yours.
Event 1: Number of "Coot" Declarations/Day - 4/Day Event 2: Your TU/TD Ratio - 3/1 Event 3: 100 Lb Bench Press Max Reps - 35 Event 4: Maximum Number of Pizza Slices Eaten per Hour - 8 Event 5: Reduction of at Work Productivity - 70% Event 6: Number of Additional Tabs Open While TNETing - 11 Event 7: Number of Times You Pull a .44 per Day - 2 Event 8: Number of Times per Day You Say "Sorry Dude, Its highly likely I'm much stronger than you. Not claiming I'm the strongest person or a bad asz, but I'm much stronger than the average American male. I was skinny as a youth, and when I see people from my youth that haven't seen me in years they are surprised by how much muscle I have added over the years. So highly unlikely you could do anything to me if challenged. Most likely I would just shove you to the ground and tell you to take your loss like a man w/o even punching you. - 3 Event 9: Number of day you "ask for pigs" - 10
As far as event #7, if you are only pulling your "gun" twice a day, you may want to go see a doctor about having low T. You know, just like Frank Thomas and Bo Jackson tell us in the commercials.