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THE FINAL PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!
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THE FINAL PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!


Jan 11, 2016, 8:43 AM

Is your hair on fire? Do your teeth itch? By God I woke up ablaze this morning! Here we stand, boys, at the top of the mountain. All of the blood and sweat has brought you here. Tonight, we wont shock the world. Tonight, we will remove all doubt...we will rip from the heart of Alabama that which is rightfully ours.
Sri Lanka is a long way from my garage....but well worth the trip. Jr and I have never been to this part of the world but in the back room of smoke filled opium den we met a man who could get us to an elephant. The thing about an elephant is they're just huge and they make a lot of noise. But I assure you, once you gash them in the throat and a black blood gurgles out by the bucket full....they are helpless and at the mercy of your whims.


WE. HAVE. NO. MERCY

I have removed the tusks, not for the sale of ivory but for huge trophy like necklace medallions I will wear tonight. Jr used a new sawzall he got for Christmas. It made a horrible sound like rocks in a blender when it met the bones of that huge beast's feet. He took his time and sawed the feet right off of the elephant. The crimson tide was a dark pool of blood that seemed endless as it flowed across the concrete floor. Using various instruments we have hollowed out the feet and lined them with leather so my wife and I will be sporting the strangest boots ever seen in Arizona. Ugg boots have nothing on these monsters.

Jr has fashioned a large cape...made of elephant ears and we are ready. We will pour out our anger and rage and power on the Alabama boys. No Gamecock will rejoice in a 1/12th share of a title tonight. It will be our party. It will be our vengeance. Tonight will change the landscape of college football for the next 4 years. Special things await you. DW4 will lead us on a mission that will be stunning in its execution. Destiny brought us here and destiny will carry us home. This will be brilliant, gory, brutal, and glorious. Buckled up and get ready. The hour is almost here!!!!

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Bout time!!!! Was worrried you were bested by a pachyderm***


Jan 11, 2016, 8:49 AM



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Sri Lanka is a haul


Jan 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

from the upstate.

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Have to say...


Jan 11, 2016, 9:16 AM

the man doesn't disappoint

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I like your funny words magic man


"black blood"


Jan 11, 2016, 9:17 AM

racist

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I like your funny words magic man


rassism


Jan 11, 2016, 9:22 AM

hth helps

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The Crimson will be flowing from the


Jan 11, 2016, 9:34 AM

neck of the beast tonight!

Good work Buzz!

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"...like rocks in a blender..." Gawd, I love that sound!


Jan 11, 2016, 9:37 AM

Go, Tigers! BYOG!
Beat the #### out Bama!!!



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PS: May I have one of the elephant's legs?


Jan 11, 2016, 9:42 AM

I needs an umbrella stand!


Go, Tigers! BYOG!
Beat the #### outta Bama!!!



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Boots like this?


Jan 11, 2016, 9:59 AM



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Yep!


Jan 11, 2016, 10:03 AM

In fact I think that's the guy we met in Sri Lanka

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HOF "PROCESS" POST!!!!!!!!***


Jan 11, 2016, 11:01 AM



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suck it, coots!


Jan 11, 2016, 5:52 PM

What you gonna do when we give a bully beat down to your big brother???

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my hair burnt out years ago***


Jan 11, 2016, 5:53 PM



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Re: THE FINAL PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!


Jan 11, 2016, 5:57 PM

YES!!!!

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NOW IT'S GAMETIME. TY Danny!***


Jan 11, 2016, 6:03 PM



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When you get off that acid trip you are on


Jan 11, 2016, 6:29 PM

You'll likely be very proud of what you wrote.

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