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Legend [16375]
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THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 7:52 AM
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Our Tigers their chops’ll be lickin, For after they finish clean-pickin Their formerly livin Roast bird for Thanksgivin, They’ll do it again, but with chicken.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 8:15 AM
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Ole Will Muscoot had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a barn E-I-E-I-O With a Chick Chick here And a Chick Chick there Running from those Tigers everywhere Ole Will Muscoot had a farm E-I-E-I-O. Happy Thanksgiving Tigers. Turkey on Thursday. Chicken on Saturday.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 8:17 AM
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There once was a team from Clemson... UofSC sucks...
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 8:19 AM
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And so it has been writtin that kickin a chickin is almost a good as a midnight friggin!
Go Tigers Beat the C00t5!
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Legend [15216]
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He read Shakespeare. She read Dickens. I ain't read nothin
Nov 25, 2019, 8:23 AM
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cause I went to school with them chickens.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 12:55 PM
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Perhaps some suspicion’s in order - Some feed corn from south of the border Has found itself missing And Muschamp’s been pissing Out hot sauce! The Head Coot’s the hoarder!!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 1:07 PM
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Your up-pointed spurs look real dull, Your trend’s a perpetual lull, And sure as I do An x-ray review, Your trophy case looks like your skull.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 1:17 PM
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When our Offensive Line does surge, It will make those coots gag and purge. ETN will ramble. Their D . . . a shamble. Tiger Rag will become their dirge!!!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 1:52 PM
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The chicken’s a curious species. No matter the danger that he-sees, He clucks and he struts And scratches his ruts And serves ice that smells just like feces.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2019, 10:27 PM
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Remember that time when y’all won it? In ‘69 - that’s when y’all dunnit! That year was the ONLY (that word is so lonely) With trophies, though you’ve played a hunnit!
Actually a hunnit-twinny-six. One conference championship in 126 years. We’re proud of you, Coots.
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THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS, 63-17 Version
Nov 25, 2019, 10:50 PM
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63 to 17 and many more, watching them cOOts play is such a chore, they throw and they run, lay an egg and it's done, just don't expect their offense to cluck or score!
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THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS, Never Again
Nov 25, 2019, 10:58 PM
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Ole Bentley was sure when he said Never Again, his pride was right hurt when they got beat and then, he clucked and he stewed, he got mad and unglued, but felt better with a tall glass of doo doo ice my friends!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2019, 9:21 AM
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All the Gold in California, couldn't fix the roach and the surrounding area!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2019, 1:22 PM
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If Willy B’s gonna be where The last of the hopeful Coot air Gets sucked from their beaks By dominant streaks, Will Gamecock fans even be there?
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2019, 1:43 PM
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Reminder for those who throw trash: Please do not deplete your whole stash Of refund containers! Conserve those remainders - Yer Momma strips hard for that cash!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2019, 1:59 PM
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Unfortunately we have to play the UofSC, Beware of doodoo ice and pee, but in order to get it clean, and I don't say this to be mean, you would have to flush it out with the Dead Sea!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2019, 4:06 PM
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See, here’s the whole thing about Feaster: Since our guys are faster and beaster, He traded his joys to Be “man” among boys who Are gonna get smacked on their kiester.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2019, 5:32 PM
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When Mother Hen enters the Roach, He’ll take an aggressive approach To suck in his gut, For though we’ll kick butt, He won’t look as fat a failed coach.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2019, 6:55 AM
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Courageously, they will come forth, Despite their near valueless worth, And, vainly, safeguard The great poultry yard From Tiger attacks from the north.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2019, 10:52 AM
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Consider what Coots regard “beauty” - They care not for taboo or cootie. These freak aberrations’ Romantic relations Are both fam’ly-focused and fruity.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2019, 2:41 PM
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If only a “Sandstorm” would catch ya - The dirtiness maybe would match ya! See, storms have a way Of lifting decay And blowing thrown trash right back atcha.
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rose are red and violets are blue and
Nov 28, 2019, 2:57 PM
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the coots suck
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2019, 4:21 PM
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Hickory Dickory Dock Will Muschamp can .... .. ....
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2019, 7:04 PM
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There once was a guy named Will who was lured by a dollar bill so he decided to coach at a place called “the Roach” and ended up a chicken on a grill
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2019, 7:48 PM
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They’re gathered around the big table, Each Coot-feathered Leroy and Mabel, To spin the old yarn Of beatin’ them darn Ol’ Taters - the classic Coot fable.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2019, 12:12 AM
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A’pillow mine head doth alight - Quintuple victorious night Anon shall be o’er. A sextet and more Awaits in the morrow’s fair light.
GAMEDAY AWAITS, COOTS.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2019, 5:25 AM
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The garnet and black Will suffer attack From the Tigers who never look back
Today’s the day Those gamecocks will pay For getting Muschamp to stay!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2019, 6:07 AM
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In spite of what we all know The taters are going to show What it means to be a foe And kick your butt out the door
Your five year run was good However, it was miss understood Revenge is so sweet When you go down in defeat!
Our overall record is great And I feel like I just ate The turkey and pie is nothing Compared to chicken pluckin
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2019, 7:02 AM
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The winning in Clumb-yuh’s a cinch - Just empty the subs off the bench And wear the Coots down! What’s tougher in town Is dealing somehow with the stench.
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2019, 8:10 AM
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Coots are still celebrating 50 year old hardware But for another beatdown, they may as well prepare! The Tiger invade Cola-town Smacking the coots around Their fans leaving at the half, in despair!
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Re: THANKSGIVING AND SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2019, 8:16 AM
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Fear the thumb, cause we're making it six! Yes, we remember when you acted like ######! Five-bombing Dabo What a low blow All's right with the world, cause we're killing the chicks!
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