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So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:01 PM
 

We had a bit of conversation about the game, so late in the first half one leaned down and said " Great game the other night, sure was happy ya'll won. I live in Hoover now, but my brother and his wife still live in Gantt SC. We made a point to hit The University bookstore and load up on Championship gear, for a little "Clemson tater" control" he finished with a chortle.

Ok, I have him pegged now as a simpleton and rube, and in an attempt to severe communication offer a tepid "Swell". I was frankly more concerned about getting a little more Crown in my cup to finish the half than anything.

But Bubba Coot had to, had to, go "there". As the ball was about to be inbounded, he leaned down and cackled "Yeah, you guys showed them how WE do things in The SEC".

Unacceptable

I looked back and smiled, and offered back "You know, I guess you are right, in a way
WE showed how to win a game, on the biggest stage with everything at stake. And you guys are going to show how to jab a rival by swinging from the coattails of your betters, when in actuality we all know you have ZERO chance of ever appearing on that stage."

Suffice to say we had no more conversation. And they were out with 10 minutes or more left in the game - at which point I asked for an emergency sanitization of their vacated seats.

God help you folks if you have to deal with that nonsense daily


All season every QB they trotted out was better than Watson.

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:08 PM
 

The freshman that enrolled last week (McIlwain?) is better than Watson.

Bama's defense showed how bad Watson really is by holding him under 500 years of total offense.

Just ask them.

That's what we hear all year.

Thanks for the help in shutting them up.

Congrats on win (Monday night and last night).

Wish we had better special teams, y'all definitely exposed that.

Hopefully Watson and his fellow Tigers can run roughshod over Auburn at Jordan-Hare next Labor Day weekend.


Re: All season every QB they trotted out was better than Watson.

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:10 PM
 

Yes, that season opener, I and my wallet will be counting heavily on Clemson to handle the aubs


Its still early, and our secondary is going to be untested,


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 10:17 PM
 

(other than the studs they face in practice) but our O should roll assuming everyone stays healthy.

I always appreciate respectful conversation with opposition, thanks for bringing some funny and worthwhile discourse.


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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:08 PM
 



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thanks, maybe you understand a bit better now

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:09 PM
 

and youse guys complain about Auburn

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3-9 Season but lost to Mighty TiGER Team by just 5.


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:11 PM
 

Haaaa...might as well as been by 25! A loss is a loss.

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Re: 3-9 Season but lost to Mighty TiGER Team by just 5.


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:15 PM
 

You do remember with 45 seconds left in the game we had a 2 score lead.

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Re: 3-9 Season but lost to Mighty TiGER Team by just 5.

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:02 PM
 

Be careful with that. Any of them with logic will reply that we were down 12 with :13 left in the natty.
Then again, we were in the natty and they say at home and watched while cheering for another team ????

Beer Bryant stop it. More posts like this and we may begin to like you.

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Re: 3-9 Season but lost to Mighty TiGER Team by just 5.

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:21 PM
 

Ikr? This ###hole has more points than me! ###?

ps you know I like ya bb

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Re: 3-9 Season but lost to Mighty TiGER Team by just 5.

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:32 PM
 

> Ikr? This ###hole has more points than me! ###?
>
> ps you know I like ya bb

Cheers mate :)


Re: 3-9 Season but lost to Mighty TiGER Team by just 5.


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:28 PM
 

If we had lost by 25,that would have been a blow out.We wouldn't
be getting the respect we are getting now.Folks would also say that
we didn't deserve to be there.I believe you were just talking tongue
and cheek and don't really mean that.

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Re: 3-9 Season but lost to Mighty TiGER Team by just 5.


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 7:46 PM
 

Dat reading comprehension

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Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:10 PM
 

Sounds just like a coot. Thank you sir. They are a disgrace to the SEC.


Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:15 PM
 

Its much worse than that ,. they had viewing parties on new years eve and wore Sooner gear .,

The new coach was putting together his staff and the great debate was if all the coaches were
SEC approved ,. Recruits are the same way , some are SEC and some are not .,

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Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:35 PM
 

I put people who use the term "SEC" as an adjective a notch below the 17 year old girls who are attending college football games for the first time and ask a lot of questions.

In football parlance, "Yall aint good enough for the SEC!!!"

is the rough equivalent to

"What's a first down?"


Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:16 PM
 

Thanks for the sentiment,it is very difficult to make rational sense from irrational people. BTW, in honor of their "victory" we've renamed them "Carobama" and their city has been renamed "Cootaloosa" again in honor of "their great win"


Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 11:42 AM
 

That's SO FUNNY!!


they have won 5 of 7 over Clemson.....they should have told


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:18 PM
 

you that several times.

Because that means they have a better program than Clemson.

And they mean RIGHT NOW. They really believe that.

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Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:33 PM
 

Thank Thank and as much as it pains me I will pull for Bama next year just so we get another chance to kick your a$$ and finish the job, but really thank you.Go Tigers!


Goof call on the seat sanitation...


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:33 PM
 

Gotta to help prevent communicable diseases from spreading.


Re: Goof call on the seat sanitation...

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:34 PM
 

Not sure it works on ignorance though :)


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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:11 PM
 




On a daily basis


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:41 PM
 

They really don't understand football. Nor do they get that as long as y'all are on top . they will not be. Not that that Dumpster fire will ever be anything other then a spoiler. Its their history.
GO TIGERS!!

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 6:52 PM
 




This is an HOF post

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 7:40 PM
 

??


Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:06 PM
 

Did the coots ask for your autograph, they worship Bama.....you should have made them go get you some popcorn. Lol

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Good thing for you your basketball team laid the wood to

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:28 PM
 

them or your experience with the stupid coots would have been much like ours. The only purpose they serve in the SEC is keeping the bottom of the tank clean. Thanks for taking the trash out.

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DEAD LAST in SEC....

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:33 PM
 

.....'nuf said.

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Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night

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Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 8:44 PM
 

Probably oughta eat a few garlic cloves and max out on Zicam just to jumpstart your immune system - when diseases are brought out into the public from the bumpkinville sandhills surrounding Klumbyuh, they often prove to be highly mutated and bacterially inbred due to the severity of strain isolation. The first signs of contracting the organisms are swelling of the head, simultaneous enlargement of the gut and emaciation of the legs, and wide separation between the teeth. Some victims have reported a change in their laughter to a distinct "hyAWnk hyAWnk" that is eerily raspy and emphysemic.

Be careful out there. Coot encounters are real, and they are disgusting.

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Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 14, 2016, 10:13 PM
 

Warnings heeded


Thanks for back handing the coot fan ..............


Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 9:58 AM
 

Only 150,000 more to go

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Re: Thanks for back handing the coot fan ..............

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Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 10:44 AM
 

Sounds like dealing with a severe rat infestation


Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 11:50 AM
 

The more you post the more obvious it is you're a Clemson fan pretending to be an Alabama fan.

The key to a good troll is not to go too far. You have to make it believable.

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Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 2:30 PM
 

And lord knows, you sure know what you're talking about. We all believe you're an idiot.

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Kweshun

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Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 2:40 PM
 

What would make it more believable? Is it really hard to believe that Your Shamecocks would root for the SEC because they so desperately want to be a part of something good in football?

Everything about his post is 100% factual in my mind and in no way does he seem like a Clemson fan trolling. I think it is great that you are upset by his post because you obviously have no perception of your fan base. You should just look around and TRULY listen to your fellow doo-doo ice drinkers. You are a delusional bunch that has dreams of going somewhere with absolutely no hope of ever achieving it.

Also, tell your brethren to please "shhh". It should be embarrassing to you that your crap fan base is talking trash about a team that just lost in the college football championship game. You guys went 3-9.

Good day. (just so you see this...Classof09)

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Re: Kweshun


Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 3:24 PM
 

I'm not upset about it. I'm not going to fall for an obvious troll like you have.

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Re: So, 4 coots behind us at Bama game last night


Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 5:53 PM
 

> The more you post the more obvious it is you're a
> Clemson fan pretending to be an Alabama fan.
>
> The key to a good troll is not to go too far. You
> have to make it believable.

Thanks for chiming in Mr Helper Coot

I am a charter (circa 1988) member of Tide Pride, you need any help with your Bama history, I might be convinced to help. Really enjoyed our first visit to Cooterville in 92, a 48-7 win. I must say, Bama folks were treated like conquering heroes, but I had to ask, "Just what will this scjr program ADD to this league?"

I still cannot answer that question, save maybe for tailgatong in cabooses, and having a piece of poultry perch on the goalpost.

In a combined 48 years, neither Arkansas nor South Carolina have A SINGLE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP. Its like The SEC supersized a Big Mac meal at MacDonalds, and the bag we got handed at the drive-thru contained a stale happy meal sans toy


Point for properly using the word "coot"


Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 11:51 AM
 

Well done!

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Coots


Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 12:17 PM
 
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Yep


they are like obnoxious Tennessee fans

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Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 3:55 PM
 

Nobody likes them. And I really mean nobody


Re: they are like obnoxious Tennessee fans

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Posted: Jan 15, 2016, 5:58 PM
 

The difference between the ridge runners and coots is singular and significant - a winning tradition.


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