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SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS
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SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 12:58 PM

Let's move on from pundits like Booger.
A massive, mean, orange-striped cougar
(A Tiger, in fact)
Is poised to gobsmack
An Elephant rolled in the Sugar!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS- I dont think its a limerick


Dec 27, 2017, 1:05 PM

unless it has a girl from Nantucket in it. ;)

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There onces was a woman from Nantucket


Dec 27, 2017, 1:09 PM

who carried sugar around in a bucket.
It happened to be just enough
to cover an elephant with the stuff.
and avoid making a reference to making love.......

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 1:08 PM

Hey Saban - remember last year?
Y'all thought we'd just lay down in fear,
But as it turns out,
Your mojo ran out -
Our encore performance draws near...

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 1:18 PM

The Elephants think the win's sealed.
Their SEC toughness they'll wield!
But Clemson exposes,
By punching their noses,
The pachyderm turds on the field.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 2:10 PM

Y'all better go strap up your jocks
And tape up your cute crimson socks.
Our D front is crackin'
And smackin' and sackin' -
And that's just with four in the box!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 6:27 PM

I almost feel sorry for Hurts -
He'll get quite familiar with dirts.
When pressure's upon 'im
And Dexter lands on 'im,
He'll stain his red pants with the squirts.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 6:38 PM

The Tigers will run it down their throats until it's sore
Those poor boys won't be able to get their knees up off the floor
Hey Nick, get ready to pucker those lips like Elton John
Clemson is coming and it's about time to get it on

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Our Tigers went down to the Crescent City,


Dec 27, 2017, 8:07 PM

With no intention of showing Bama any pity.
They’d grown tired of their pride,
So they rolled the sham Tide,
And made their coach look even more itty bitty.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 8:35 PM

The Sugar Bowl won't be so sweet
For Bama when Clemson repeats
Old Jalen and Nicky
Are gonna be sickly
To find that they're just Tiger meat!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue


Dec 27, 2017, 8:37 PM

and bama sux

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 9:06 PM

We're seeing the age of low Tide
Their dynasty's withered and died
It used to be Crimson
But now it is CLEMSON
The team that is feared far and wide.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 9:57 PM

I love Cajun food from the fryer;
Those spices will set you on fire.
It’s good in my tummy,
But nothing’s as yummy
As elephant ear jambalayer.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 28, 2017, 10:50 PM

Two titans prepare for round 3!
A tumultuous fight it will be.
These giants will battle to an exciting end.
With one moving on...a title to defend.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 27, 2017, 10:26 PM

In the bayou-filled homeland of voodoo,
Three pins do more damage than two do.
Dabo went to the mall,
Bought a Nick Saban doll,
So now Alabama is in deep doo-doo.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 28, 2017, 1:42 PM

The Vegas insiders are batty,
And TV types like to be chatty,
But we'll see the scene -
The Clemson Machine
Is Nick Saban's Sugar Bowl daddy.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 28, 2017, 1:47 PM

Those dirty, insuff'rable punks
Will protest when Dabo debunks
Their "dynasty" story.
They'll get, in our glory,
Some humble pie stuffed up their trunks.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 28, 2017, 1:54 PM

'Twas never a more secure plan-ah
For getting a team to Atlanta
Than KB's run threat
By linebackers met,
Which opens Renfrow on the slant-ah!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 28, 2017, 1:58 PM

Each man on our team's a go-getter -
They've proven not one is a quitter.
Our unrivaled thirst
For finishing first
Will make Bama's Sugar taste bitter.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 28, 2017, 9:49 PM

Y'all toss a few back in fair weather,
At times you vacation together,
But Nick, here's the deal -
Coach Swinney is real,
Not fake like your hair plugs or pleather.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 28, 2017, 9:56 PM

Sugar is sweet. The Tigers are To Deep. After we kick Bammas a$$. The Natty We Repeat.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 7:15 AM

It's three days 'til destiny dances
With Dabo, and Clemson advances.
The will we impose on
Those "trunks-for-a-nose" gon'
Make Saban's boys pee in their pantses.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 7:25 AM

To see Bama's great disillusion,
To take from them every solution,
And lead the team on
Into the Benz dome -
It's KB's new year's resolution.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 7:34 AM

When Clelin, and Austin, and Dex,
And Christian breathe down on their necks,
The Crimson O-line
Gets shaky of spine -
They'll be nervous, false-startin' wrecks!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 8:49 AM

For Saban, this factoid is handy -
Though beaten, the Tide will taste dandy!
See, when something burns
In Sugar, it turns
To thick, sticky caramel candy.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 9:13 AM

??????. You guys are AWESOME!!!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 9:47 AM

New Orleans - home of the Saints
Will watch as the Crimson Tide faints.
The big city lights
Shining brilliant and bright
Will brighten the orange we paints!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 7:56 PM

Yes, some of the bowls have been blowouts,
And even though Tigers are showouts,
We'll have a tough game.
But still, just the same,
The Tide gets lumped in with the throwouts.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 9:19 PM

I don't like a man who perterbs
A dwarf (foolishly he disturbs),
But I'll take exception
For Nicky Deception,
Who needs running starts to jump curbs.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 10:53 PM

What’s driving Nick Saban insane?
And causing much worry and pain?
It’s number thirteen
Coming off of that screen
For the winning TD once again!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 11:13 PM

Our Tigers will once again prove
When they get into their groove
They won't be denied
Though valiantly Bama tried
Our Tigers ain't nothing but the truth!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 11:18 PM

Our Tigers have proven for all to see
They sure aren't afraid of the S-E-C!
When New Year's rolls around
We'll take the Tide down
On our way to title number three!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 29, 2017, 11:57 PM

The Tigers' reign, bama won't spoil it;
That elephant, we're gonna boil it;
They're washed up and then some,
Red tide? More like pond scum;
The Tide we will wash down the toilet.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2017, 12:18 AM

An elephant's quite a large beast
But Tigers aren't scared in the least
For when the beast dies
It's generous size
Only makes a more copious feast!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2017, 7:36 AM

How fast the Tigers could score
If Dabo used Ettiene more.
When he gets in the clear
He runs like a deer.
Three touchdowns per game … or more?

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2017, 8:06 AM

If Etienne's getting more touches,
We'll have the Tide D in our clutches.
Our stable of hosses
Deals back-to-back losses,
And Saban's boys go home on crutches!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2017, 9:45 AM

Come Monday, around the stroke of midnight,
We will know who has won this awesome fight!
Bama plays tough,
But it's not enough,
Our Tigers prevail on this New Year's night!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2017, 9:55 AM

The pressure's on the Tigers, according to Booger
What does he know, he's just an E-spin shooter!
We have the D
The world will see,
The Tigers smack down the elephants in the Sugar!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2017, 4:45 PM

Lamar was a flash in the pan -
He's botching the moment again.
The way this thing smells,
It kinda foretells
The Elephant hide that we'll tan.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2023, 10:18 AM

There's quite a few reasons to fear
With Nick and the Tide looming near,
Primarily this:
I'm going to miss
More sleep eight days into the year.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 30, 2017, 10:01 PM

It isn’t really mysterious,
Why Saban and Bama are so serious.
The Tigers will win;
A new dynasty begins;
And that will make the coots quite delirious!

GO TIGERS!!!

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 31, 2017, 9:35 PM

So into the new year we go!
I'm pumped for the Tiger-Tide show.
My stomach and liver
Might gurgle and quiver
To party two nights in a row...

(But I don't care - GO TIGERS)

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 31, 2017, 10:51 PM

We lit off a firework tonight,
And after we watched it take flight,
It fizzled and died.
I think what's implied -
We snuff Bama out 'morrow night.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 31, 2017, 11:03 PM

The Gamecocks don't get New Year's Day-off,
But tiny bowls don't bring much payoff.
At least, thanks to Bama,
The Coots aren't a sham-uh -
They basic'ly got in the Playoff.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Dec 31, 2017, 11:19 PM

I'm waiting to watch the ball drop,
And not in New York - that's a flop.
I mean Monday night,
When Hurts gets outright
Destroyed when our D makes a stop.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Jan 1, 2018, 12:27 AM

It's 2018, boys and girls!
Go nuts in your bow ties and pearls -
While you're celebrating,
I be right here waiting
For when Bama's white flag unfurls.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Jan 1, 2018, 9:21 AM

Once Mayfield gets handed his junk,
And Jawja makes known he's a punk,
Commence the real beating -
The Tigers repeating
Their roast of an elephant's trunk.

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Re: SUGAR BOWL LIMERICKS


Jan 1, 2018, 5:14 PM

A month of inane speculation
Now has some real manifestation.
Let's spot the durn ball,
Take charge of it all,
And queue up the or'nge celebration!

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