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SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 6:14 AM
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Hey Coots, take your quintuple lickin’ And go back to thuggin’ and trickin’ - This weekend you’re dead. We’ll wring off the head And spit down the neck of your Chicken.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 6:21 AM
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I wonder how many Coots come? Their fan base is practic’lly numb To beatdowns and fails. For ones not in jails, We’re prepping our big orange thumb.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 6:25 AM
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The dominance flows like a flood - Each fine-tuned freak athletic stud Will get him a bite Of Coot Sat’dy night. The Oculus loves chicken blood.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 6:30 AM
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There once was a QB named Bentley, Who said "Never again" poetically. But with Clemson soon on his schedule, against a D line that's ready to rumble. Will he now say "never again again" frantically?
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 6:38 AM
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Ra ra tee kickem in the knee Ra ra rocks kickem in the #####
That’s all I’ve got
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 6:55 AM
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Once they had a coach with a lisp Now they have one that's just pissed Legs, wings and thighs they taste better fried but we're gonna burn these ####### chickens to a crisp
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 7:05 AM
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To he!! with Carolina we remember the day when the Old Ball Coach seemed to have it his way but times have changed. and now it's our time to thump, and lay a bad @$$ whipping on the coots and Muschump!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 7:36 AM
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The chump bus rolled into town Full of players lookin like clowns As the bus made it's stop They all saw the rock And the tears from the players abound
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 7:48 AM
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Don’t let this week’s whoopin’ distress you. Your impotence might not impress you, But ceaseless regression Can be your profession And still, Father Bama will bless you.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 7:58 AM
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Y’all love to throw bottles and such (One might have expected as much), But throwing good passes? Jake skipped all those classes - His foreheading skills, though, are clutch.
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As the capons prepare for a beating,
Nov 19, 2018, 8:11 AM
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they know hope on Saturday will be fleeting. Because against our big D, they'll be lucky to get three, but the turf in the Valley they'll be eating.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 8:20 AM
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There was a team called the coots For a half their fans will root There will be a kicken Of that stupid chicken In their a$$ will be our boots BOOM
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 10:21 AM
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Though most chickens taste fine to eat, The Midlands ones taste like hot feet. You can’t hide the flavor - It’s not one to savor. The doo-doo ice ruined their meat.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 10:49 AM
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In ‘03, we thumped you 63 – 17 In ‘16, the “timeouts” you thought were mean “Never Again” is what you said But then at game time, you just play dead And this year will be the worst you’ve ever seen!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 11:28 AM
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When Mr. and Mrs. Jay-Z Came over to ol’ Willie B, It gave the impression Of program progression - They came for third world ministry.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 11:31 AM
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They took the pictures with glee and posted them for all to see but now their day is done the Tigers seek one for the thumb and on Saturday we extend the 5treak
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 2:09 PM
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It simply can’t be overstated - As sure as the world was created, The Coots are gon’ Coot. They’ll holler and hoot That our Lady BBall’s o’errated.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 2:42 PM
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I’ll fill Clemson’s fan base with dread - It’s “never again” like I said! Your hopes I’ll destroy! I’m gonna employ My weaponized chicken forehead!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 5:37 PM
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The Coots have remained pretty quiet. They feed on an unbalanced diet Of Dawn Staley pumping To cushion their thumping By Trevor and Travis and Hyatt.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:01 PM
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Poor old Bentley is in grave peril At the hands of Dex, Wilkins & Ferrell They come crashing in, Smacking him again I believe poor Bentley may be sterile!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:10 PM
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Those coots, they sure are dumb Let's whip 'em until they are numb Our Tiger team executes Lays it on the coots And now we have one for our thumb!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:14 PM
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The coots are 6 and 5, but who have they beaten? When we get after 'em, they will be retreatin' Etienne and Feaster will have fun Up and down the field they'll run! Wearing out the coots is a story worth repeatin'
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:20 PM
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Their five-game streak is the coot's biggest feat But since then, they have returned to the back seat! They're just a disaster, Our Tigers are their master, So get ready, poor coots, for our own 5-peat!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:20 PM
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A spitting and bird flipping school A coach that acts like a tool Come get your beatin’ The Tigers be eatin’ Then go back to your junk cesspool
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:29 PM
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As we look forward to Saturday, I offer this little sobriquet. To be a coot Ain't worth a hoot We won't take long to put them away!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:34 PM
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The coots know they don't have a chance, All they can do is poop in their pants On both sides of the field, Our Tigers will not yield! And those coot fans go home in a trance!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:43 PM
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Just two years ago, it was a 56-7 bashing, Then last year, they get another big thrashing! Coots say they're disrespected, But as we have long suspected, Their mouths are writing checks, their assses won't be cashing!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 9:55 PM
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With a coach as brilliant as Muschamp You'd think those coots would already be champs They'll come to play This Saturday And go home with the menstrual cramps
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 10:09 PM
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The coots come to town, dreaming upset But we know that's not what they'll get! They go home bloodied Stomped and gutted Crying about their worst beatdown yet!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 10:18 PM
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Dietzel, Holtz & Spurrier, all came to Coot town Fresh off winning a national championship crown! Coot fans would dream They could repeat that scene But all three left town, wearing nothing but a frown.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 10:30 PM
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The poor coot fans thought, after the 2016 season Three straight losses, but DeShaun was the only reason But last year, no relief Even KB gave them grief Now Trevor takes over and grinds them into submission!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 10:39 PM
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It's time for the payback and don't you know The coots will regret all those 5-bombs with Dabo. They thought they were so cute It was enough to make you puke But it's been a while since we've heard that rooster crow!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 10:53 PM
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ReMix:
The coots will be here all insipid, Our beating of them shall be wicked. Whatever they do Let's not misconstrue, Their STDs will still be transmitted!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 11:06 PM
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There is no fan base so deluded. Their voices, we simply have muted. Coots speak of Vic-try, Neglecting his-try, We'll lop off that beak that protruded.
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For years you insulted our Coach,
Nov 19, 2018, 11:06 PM
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And pelted our fans in your roach. So now once again, You'll have no chance to win, And even'ng the series you'll never approach.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 11:09 PM
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You would think that by now they’d have learned, But those chickens are about to get burned, How many in a row Before they eat their cold crow At least the tide of 5-bombs has turned!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 11:16 PM
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It will not be pretty or clean, But Dabo’s well-oiled machine, Will dismantle the Coots, In front of recruits, They will pray for 63-17.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 11:22 PM
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To the Smokey foothills you will come, Spewing profanities, beating your drum. We'll cut that a ss well, "No Mas" for a spell, All the while, we'll be yawning ho-hum!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2018, 11:35 PM
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Dropped passes NOR fumbles Ross boots, While dismantling those vulgar coots. They hump in the yard, While smelling of lard. Let's pound'em ‘til their aroma is toots.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 12:05 AM
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Our Tigers will come out strong We'll shake the coots all night long Score and score some more Keep the pedal to the floor Send Bentley back to Cootville, wearing a thong!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 12:13 AM
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From 56 to 7, and 63 to seventeen We have treated the coots so mean. But justice is served It's well deserved Considering those 5 bombs in 2013!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 12:21 AM
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With a quarterback named Bentley, the Jake He's such a slimy little old snake He even had the gall Said we're no better, at all Let's show the little turd, that was a big mistake!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 12:49 AM
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Levy and Griese are both worthless What either says, I couldn’t care less. They talk the Cats down, Each are a true clown, While McShay sucks his bottle that’s cork-less.
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Roses are red and vilots are blue and
Nov 20, 2018, 12:51 AM
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the coots suck...times 2
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 7:33 AM
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The game was over and done And the Tigers had had their fun But there on the ground In a blood stained mound Even then the Coot mouth did run
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 2:03 PM
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It’s time to acknowledge the terms, You dirtpecking ladies and germs. We’re gonna keep truckin’; You’re gonna keep suckin’ - Just go back to pulling your worms.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 2:20 PM
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Those poor old coots sure are a decrepit bunch They expect to lose Saturday, it's more than a hunch They know a beatdown is coming The coots will be succumbing To our fearless and unbeatable Orange crunch!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 8:57 PM
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Why would muscoot accuse Mrs. Swinney Of "hitting on" him? He's such a weenie! Because of this act Dabo made the pact "Never again will he shame my Sweetie!!!"
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2018, 9:15 PM
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Deep in the Valley, the Valley so low, The coots come a "bawk-ing", hoping to show An S E C front, But they'll catch the brunt, The Paw will swat them a crushing blow.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2018, 12:24 PM
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Their students are one finger flippers, But USC is short of a Gipper. On Saturday night It will be our delight To be a Coot victory bud nipper.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2018, 12:33 PM
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Where the Blue Ridge yawns its greatness, The Cats will hand the coots their latest. The beating will be, Epically indeed, As we bloody those cocky and thankless.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 22, 2018, 3:32 PM
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I just ate a whole bunch of food - Now I’m in a real thankful mood. I’m grateful we’re good - We’ll win like we should And watch some sad chickens get booed.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 22, 2018, 4:37 PM
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Let’s gather around one another, Esteeming each one as a brother, And thank the good Lord In humble accord While Coots run and cry to their mother.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 23, 2018, 12:57 PM
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By halftime, the Coots will be despairing. Their attitudes will mimic, "Not Caring". Returning to the Lot, And firing up the pot, They'll fret about the Zips while swearing.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 23, 2018, 1:19 PM
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An upbeat tempo coots tried to ratchet, Inept play caused Will's blown gasket. His face became red, Veins popped on his head, He wished to be lain in his casket.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 23, 2018, 1:54 PM
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It’s time to fry up the chickens this year we’ll beat them like the dickens. Bentley is lame With his a high school brain They can’t wait to get out of Pickens
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 23, 2018, 5:50 PM
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We're just another venue August said. You're a sad nervous team, all Bently lead. We live in your thoughts, To mimic us, you ought, But by Sunday you'll have soiled the bed.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 23, 2018, 10:28 PM
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Consider the plight of the Coot - He’s helpless, and flightless to boot, And Tigers are prowling. Coach Muschamp is scowling In fear, but let’s face it - that’s moot.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 25, 2018, 1:29 PM
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The coots must be proud of putting up 35 It's almost a moral victory, sakes alive! We only won by 21 That wasn't much fun! But spin it however you like, the streak is now five!
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