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SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
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SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 19, 2018, 6:14 AM

Hey Coots, take your quintuple lickin’
And go back to thuggin’ and trickin’ -
This weekend you’re dead.
We’ll wring off the head
And spit down the neck of your Chicken.

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Nov 19, 2018, 6:21 AM

I wonder how many Coots come?
Their fan base is practic’lly numb
To beatdowns and fails.
For ones not in jails,
We’re prepping our big orange thumb.

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Nov 19, 2018, 6:25 AM

The dominance flows like a flood -
Each fine-tuned freak athletic stud
Will get him a bite
Of Coot Sat’dy night.
The Oculus loves chicken blood.

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Nov 19, 2018, 6:30 AM

There once was a QB named Bentley,
Who said "Never again" poetically.
But with Clemson soon on his schedule,
against a D line that's ready to rumble.
Will he now say "never again again" frantically?

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Nov 19, 2018, 6:38 AM

Ra ra tee kickem in the knee
Ra ra rocks kickem in the #####


That’s all I’ve got

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Nov 19, 2018, 6:55 AM

Once they had a coach with a lisp
Now they have one that's just pissed
Legs, wings and thighs
they taste better fried
but we're gonna burn these ####### chickens to a crisp

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Nov 19, 2018, 7:05 AM

To he!! with Carolina
we remember the day
when the Old Ball Coach seemed
to have it his way
but times have changed. and now it's our time to thump,
and lay a bad @$$ whipping on the coots and Muschump!

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Nov 19, 2018, 7:36 AM

The chump bus rolled into town
Full of players lookin like clowns
As the bus made it's stop
They all saw the rock
And the tears from the players abound

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monter le cheval de fer
A coot will usually blink when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer


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Nov 19, 2018, 7:48 AM

Don’t let this week’s whoopin’ distress you.
Your impotence might not impress you,
But ceaseless regression
Can be your profession
And still, Father Bama will bless you.

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Nov 19, 2018, 7:58 AM

Y’all love to throw bottles and such
(One might have expected as much),
But throwing good passes?
Jake skipped all those classes -
His foreheading skills, though, are clutch.

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As the capons prepare for a beating,


Nov 19, 2018, 8:11 AM

they know hope on Saturday will be fleeting.
Because against our big D,
they'll be lucky to get three,
but the turf in the Valley they'll be eating.

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Nov 19, 2018, 8:20 AM

There was a team called the coots
For a half their fans will root
There will be a kicken
Of that stupid chicken
In their a$$ will be our boots
BOOM

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Nov 19, 2018, 10:21 AM

Though most chickens taste fine to eat,
The Midlands ones taste like hot feet.
You can’t hide the flavor -
It’s not one to savor.
The doo-doo ice ruined their meat.

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Nov 19, 2018, 10:49 AM

In ‘03, we thumped you 63 – 17
In ‘16, the “timeouts” you thought were mean
“Never Again” is what you said
But then at game time, you just play dead
And this year will be the worst you’ve ever seen!

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Nov 19, 2018, 11:28 AM

When Mr. and Mrs. Jay-Z
Came over to ol’ Willie B,
It gave the impression
Of program progression -
They came for third world ministry.

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Nov 19, 2018, 11:31 AM

They took the pictures with glee
and posted them for all to see
but now their day is done
the Tigers seek one for the thumb
and on Saturday we extend the 5treak

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Nov 19, 2018, 2:09 PM

It simply can’t be overstated -
As sure as the world was created,
The Coots are gon’ Coot.
They’ll holler and hoot
That our Lady BBall’s o’errated.

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Nov 19, 2018, 2:42 PM

I’ll fill Clemson’s fan base with dread -
It’s “never again” like I said!
Your hopes I’ll destroy!
I’m gonna employ
My weaponized chicken forehead!

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Nov 19, 2018, 5:37 PM

The Coots have remained pretty quiet.
They feed on an unbalanced diet
Of Dawn Staley pumping
To cushion their thumping
By Trevor and Travis and Hyatt.

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:01 PM

Poor old Bentley is in grave peril
At the hands of Dex, Wilkins & Ferrell
They come crashing in,
Smacking him again
I believe poor Bentley may be sterile!

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:10 PM

Those coots, they sure are dumb
Let's whip 'em until they are numb
Our Tiger team executes
Lays it on the coots
And now we have one for our thumb!

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:14 PM

The coots are 6 and 5, but who have they beaten?
When we get after 'em, they will be retreatin'
Etienne and Feaster will have fun
Up and down the field they'll run!
Wearing out the coots is a story worth repeatin'

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:20 PM

Their five-game streak is the coot's biggest feat
But since then, they have returned to the back seat!
They're just a disaster,
Our Tigers are their master,
So get ready, poor coots, for our own 5-peat!

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:20 PM

A spitting and bird flipping school
A coach that acts like a tool
Come get your beatin’
The Tigers be eatin’
Then go back to your junk cesspool

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:29 PM

As we look forward to Saturday,
I offer this little sobriquet.
To be a coot
Ain't worth a hoot
We won't take long to put them away!

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:34 PM

The coots know they don't have a chance,
All they can do is poop in their pants
On both sides of the field,
Our Tigers will not yield!
And those coot fans go home in a trance!

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:43 PM

Just two years ago, it was a 56-7 bashing,
Then last year, they get another big thrashing!
Coots say they're disrespected,
But as we have long suspected,
Their mouths are writing checks, their assses won't be cashing!

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Nov 19, 2018, 9:55 PM

With a coach as brilliant as Muschamp
You'd think those coots would already be champs
They'll come to play
This Saturday
And go home with the menstrual cramps

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Nov 19, 2018, 10:09 PM

The coots come to town, dreaming upset
But we know that's not what they'll get!
They go home bloodied
Stomped and gutted
Crying about their worst beatdown yet!

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Nov 19, 2018, 10:18 PM

Dietzel, Holtz & Spurrier, all came to Coot town
Fresh off winning a national championship crown!
Coot fans would dream
They could repeat that scene
But all three left town, wearing nothing but a frown.

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Nov 19, 2018, 10:30 PM

The poor coot fans thought, after the 2016 season
Three straight losses, but DeShaun was the only reason
But last year, no relief
Even KB gave them grief
Now Trevor takes over and grinds them into submission!

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Nov 19, 2018, 10:39 PM

It's time for the payback and don't you know
The coots will regret all those 5-bombs with Dabo.
They thought they were so cute
It was enough to make you puke
But it's been a while since we've heard that rooster crow!

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Nov 19, 2018, 10:53 PM

ReMix:

The coots will be here all insipid,
Our beating of them shall be wicked.
Whatever they do
Let's not misconstrue,
Their STDs will still be transmitted!

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Nov 19, 2018, 11:06 PM

There is no fan base so deluded.
Their voices, we simply have muted.
Coots speak of Vic-try,
Neglecting his-try,
We'll lop off that beak that protruded.




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For years you insulted our Coach,


Nov 19, 2018, 11:06 PM

And pelted our fans in your roach.
So now once again,
You'll have no chance to win,
And even'ng the series you'll never approach.

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Nov 19, 2018, 11:09 PM

You would think that by now they’d have learned,
But those chickens are about to get burned,
How many in a row
Before they eat their cold crow
At least the tide of 5-bombs has turned!

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Nov 19, 2018, 11:16 PM

It will not be pretty or clean,
But Dabo’s well-oiled machine,
Will dismantle the Coots,
In front of recruits,
They will pray for 63-17.

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Nov 19, 2018, 11:22 PM

To the Smokey foothills you will come,
Spewing profanities, beating your drum.
We'll cut that a ss well,
"No Mas" for a spell,
All the while, we'll be yawning ho-hum!




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Nov 19, 2018, 11:35 PM

Dropped passes NOR fumbles Ross boots,
While dismantling those vulgar coots.
They hump in the yard,
While smelling of lard.
Let's pound'em ‘til their aroma is toots.




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Nov 20, 2018, 12:05 AM

Our Tigers will come out strong
We'll shake the coots all night long
Score and score some more
Keep the pedal to the floor
Send Bentley back to Cootville, wearing a thong!

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Nov 20, 2018, 12:13 AM

From 56 to 7, and 63 to seventeen
We have treated the coots so mean.
But justice is served
It's well deserved
Considering those 5 bombs in 2013!

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Nov 20, 2018, 12:21 AM

With a quarterback named Bentley, the Jake
He's such a slimy little old snake
He even had the gall
Said we're no better, at all
Let's show the little turd, that was a big mistake!

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Nov 20, 2018, 12:49 AM

Levy and Griese are both worthless
What either says, I couldn’t care less.
They talk the Cats down,
Each are a true clown,
While McShay sucks his bottle that’s cork-less.




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Roses are red and vilots are blue and


Nov 20, 2018, 12:51 AM

the coots suck...times 2

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Nov 20, 2018, 7:33 AM

The game was over and done
And the Tigers had had their fun
But there on the ground
In a blood stained mound
Even then the Coot mouth did run

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Nov 20, 2018, 2:03 PM

It’s time to acknowledge the terms,
You dirtpecking ladies and germs.
We’re gonna keep truckin’;
You’re gonna keep suckin’ -
Just go back to pulling your worms.

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Nov 20, 2018, 2:20 PM

Those poor old coots sure are a decrepit bunch
They expect to lose Saturday, it's more than a hunch
They know a beatdown is coming
The coots will be succumbing
To our fearless and unbeatable Orange crunch!

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Nov 20, 2018, 8:57 PM

Why would muscoot accuse Mrs. Swinney
Of "hitting on" him? He's such a weenie!
Because of this act
Dabo made the pact
"Never again will he shame my Sweetie!!!"



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Nov 20, 2018, 9:15 PM

Deep in the Valley, the Valley so low,
The coots come a "bawk-ing", hoping to show
An S E C front,
But they'll catch the brunt,
The Paw will swat them a crushing blow.




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Nov 21, 2018, 12:24 PM

Their students are one finger flippers,
But USC is short of a Gipper.
On Saturday night
It will be our delight
To be a Coot victory bud nipper.

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Nov 21, 2018, 12:33 PM

Where the Blue Ridge yawns its greatness,
The Cats will hand the coots their latest.
The beating will be,
Epically indeed,
As we bloody those cocky and thankless.

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Nov 22, 2018, 3:32 PM

I just ate a whole bunch of food -
Now I’m in a real thankful mood.
I’m grateful we’re good -
We’ll win like we should
And watch some sad chickens get booed.

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Nov 22, 2018, 4:37 PM

Let’s gather around one another,
Esteeming each one as a brother,
And thank the good Lord
In humble accord
While Coots run and cry to their mother.

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Nov 23, 2018, 12:57 PM

By halftime, the Coots will be despairing.
Their attitudes will mimic, "Not Caring".
Returning to the Lot,
And firing up the pot,
They'll fret about the Zips while swearing.

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Nov 23, 2018, 1:19 PM

An upbeat tempo coots tried to ratchet,
Inept play caused Will's blown gasket.
His face became red,
Veins popped on his head,
He wished to be lain in his casket.




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Nov 23, 2018, 1:54 PM

It’s time to fry up the chickens
this year we’ll beat them like the dickens.
Bentley is lame
With his a high school brain
They can’t wait to get out of Pickens

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Nov 23, 2018, 5:50 PM

We're just another venue August said.
You're a sad nervous team, all Bently lead.
We live in your thoughts,
To mimic us, you ought,
But by Sunday you'll have soiled the bed.

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Nov 23, 2018, 10:28 PM

Consider the plight of the Coot -
He’s helpless, and flightless to boot,
And Tigers are prowling.
Coach Muschamp is scowling
In fear, but let’s face it - that’s moot.

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Nov 25, 2018, 1:29 PM

The coots must be proud of putting up 35
It's almost a moral victory, sakes alive!
We only won by 21
That wasn't much fun!
But spin it however you like, the streak is now five!

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