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Topic: Profile of a Coot.
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Profile of a Coot.

[1]
Posted: Aug 8, 2014, 4:46 PM
 

Wears a Members Only jacket.

Uses Aqua Velva.

Smokes Marlboro's.

Drinks malt liquor and Boone's Farm.

Has a Mullet.

Has a fat slut wife or girlfriend who wears a black leather halter.

Drives a garnet truck with a "You can't lick our #####" decal.


Yep, that's a Coot.


Re: Profile of a Coot.

[1]
Posted: Aug 8, 2014, 5:08 PM
 

Parks that truck in front of a single wide on a pig farm.

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Re: Profile of a Coot.

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Posted: Aug 8, 2014, 5:16 PM
 

Profile of a " Tater" :

Wears an orange leisure suit.

Smokes rolled rabbit tobacco.

Takes the family tractor to the Saturday night
barn dance and discos to ABBA.

Has a fat, sweaty girlfriend that is into
sadomasochism ( really likes being beat with
a shower curtain rod ) .

Believes Dabo is the Baptist Pope.

Considers it a fun day when he and his Tater
buddies get a case of PBR and go down to the
hog pens and watch the pig mate.

Every night, he says his prayers to Dabo and
goes to sleep humming " Tiger Tails to You ".


Re: Profile of a Coot.

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Posted: Aug 8, 2014, 7:28 PM
 

Profile of a coot: Hangs around and posts on a Clemson website because he knows everything about being a gamecock sucks and he can't hang with his own kind because that makes him realize just how pathetic he really is.


Re: Profile of a Coot.


Posted: Aug 8, 2014, 7:36 PM
 

Can't blame coots for not wanting to hang out on a coot board, some crazy folks over there.


pic of black leather halter?***


Posted: Aug 8, 2014, 5:19 PM
 



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