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CU Medallion [53232]
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How to get $75k in benefits for you and your girlfriend.
Jul 13, 2015, 9:53 AM
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Follow these proven steps.
1. Don't get married to her.
2. Use your mom's address to get mail sent to.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. Guy rents out house to his girl girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5. Section 8 will pay 900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay out the butt for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets 600 a month for food stamps
9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but uses moms house to get mail sent to.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.
This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars. An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets.
21600 disability +
10800 free housing +
6000 free obamacare +
6000 free food +
4800 free utilities +
6000 pell grant money to spend +
12000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant +
8800 tax benefit for being a single mother =
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75,000 a year in benefits
Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion in debt.
Keep it up, your children will pay the price.
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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I like the idea of renting out my house to my girlfriend
Jul 13, 2015, 9:56 AM
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I don't have to get her pregnant though do I? I don't think my sperm count has recovered from college yet.
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All-In [38154]
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SIIHB TO ENSURE NO KIDS
Jul 13, 2015, 9:56 AM
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= 75k
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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I like how you get on disability so easily.
Jul 13, 2015, 10:00 AM
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Not saying it can't be done, I just have no experience doing it and have heard it is hard to get on disability.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: I like how you get on disability so easily.
Jul 14, 2015, 7:30 AM
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An alcoholic can be on disability. Its not that hard. My mom used to file benefits for paitents with supposed disabilities.
What is hard is to try and work part-time and collect some disability to help since you cannot work full-time. There are lots of ambiguous rules and many people get the advice from the disability office to work part-time and then lose their benefits all together because they broke one of the rules or worked a 40 hour week a couple of times and made too much money.
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All-In [34823]
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You need locally corrupt attorneys and judges.
Jul 14, 2015, 1:32 PM
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There are clusters of this activity, not surprisingly in WV and Eastern KY.
Tom Coburn talked about it on "Morning Joe" awhile back.
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CU Medallion [66039]
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If you are not married
Jul 13, 2015, 10:00 AM
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NEVER get married
HTH
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: /thread***
Jul 13, 2015, 10:04 AM
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CU Medallion [56059]
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"This plan is perfectly legal"
Jul 13, 2015, 10:09 AM
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Except for all the parts where you're committing fraud. Also, how does getting her on Obamacare lead to me having health insurance?
Cool plan, though! Let us know how it works out.
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All-In [33418]
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Shh...he's rolling***
Jul 13, 2015, 10:16 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Guy gets run over by a Mack truck at work and dies
Jul 13, 2015, 2:49 PM
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GF is all of a sudden his loving wife and totally dependent financially on him. She changes her Facebook name to use his last name, and gets a lawyer.
Happens A L L T H E T I M E.
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Legend [17753]
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Outlaw Mack trucks!***
Jul 13, 2015, 2:52 PM
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110%er [7013]
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Absolutely!
Jul 13, 2015, 2:57 PM
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#Freightliner
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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#Peterbuilt***
Jul 13, 2015, 2:58 PM
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CU Medallion [66039]
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Yes. I can elaborate a LOT, but I will refrain because
Jul 13, 2015, 5:33 PM
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I don't elaborate about my job. Can't, shouldn't, won't and don't. But the issue is there and happens frequently, and I will leave it at that.
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CU Guru [1147]
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maybe that is theoretically possible
Jul 13, 2015, 9:50 PM
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but it is wrought with fallacy and fantasy.
and I am a Conservative right wing type.
at least I think I am. people say I am not.
anyway, someone smart enough to do that is not going to get a "girlfriend" pregnant with 2 kids.
and if they have the balls and brains to do that, God bless 'em.
but it all sounds financially risky to this "right wing sheep".
just play outrageously risky crap in the stock market is probably smarter.
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CU Guru [1147]
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Re: Plus
Jul 13, 2015, 9:52 PM
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someone that owns a rental would not live with their mother.
that would have to ring bells all over the IRS....
lol
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