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New Basketball coach


Mar 25, 2019, 7:05 PM

I volunteer to be the new head basketball coach. Before you flame away, I’ll make a few guarantees. With me as Clem basketball coach, I guarantee we will do the following:

1. Win as many ACC tournament championships as we have won in the last 80 years (0)

2. Win as many ACC regular season championships as we have in the last 28 years (0)

3. Make as many final 4s as we currently have in school history (0)

Also - I’ll do it for half of what we are paying Brad.

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that falls right in line with our expectations. You're hired***


Mar 25, 2019, 7:08 PM



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Here! Here! I like the confidence and the guarantees! Hire


Mar 25, 2019, 7:08 PM

TigerTraz14!

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Re: New Basketball coach


Mar 25, 2019, 7:19 PM

no insurance policy in contract!

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Hired - on the spot TigerTraz.... And thanks for not unduly ....


Mar 25, 2019, 7:25 PM

..., raising our expectations!! -:D

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If people were as good as their obituary - and products were as good as advertised - this would truly be a wonderful world !!


Re: New Basketball coach


Mar 25, 2019, 7:31 PM

We have 1 regular season championship, in 1990 under Cliff Ellis. Just sayin.

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Using that common core math again?***


Mar 25, 2019, 7:43 PM



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Re: Using that common core math again?***


Mar 25, 2019, 7:51 PM

Will you win as many games in Greensboro ?

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Re: New Basketball coach


Mar 25, 2019, 9:48 PM [ in reply to Re: New Basketball coach ]

tigof85 said:

We have 1 regular season championship, in 1990 under Cliff Ellis. Just sayin.


You are correct, sir . We forget about that one . We beat the Dookies in Littlejohn .

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Re: New Basketball coach


Mar 25, 2019, 8:19 PM

I am All In as long as you can win one in Chapel Hill.

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Who cares about Tournaments! What will your ACC win % be?


Mar 25, 2019, 9:35 PM

Inquiring minds want to know?

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So, you're willing to leave the city by the bay? If so,


Mar 25, 2019, 10:34 PM

done deal!

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Re: New Basketball coach


Mar 26, 2019, 1:25 AM

Sounds like we're close to a deal. But you have to realize, we're only giving you nine years to reach all of these goals you've promised us. If, at the end of nine years you've failed to match the number ACC championships of our previous coaches we'll have to start thinking about how much longer we're going to give you.

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None of that is important


Mar 26, 2019, 7:54 AM

You have to be like Dabo, play and run and gun offense, can’t take transfers, win every close game, be like Amanda Butler, beat Hall fo Fame coaches weekly, pay players to come to Clemson, make S.C. high school players much better just by being the coach at Clemson, never scratch your head.

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Re: New Basketball coach


Mar 26, 2019, 7:58 AM

You sound like that "Diamond in the rough" that we usually hire, so expect a call soon. Dis gonna be good.

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Great... but


Mar 26, 2019, 10:37 AM

Tnet doesnt fire/ hire coaches so your waiting your time posting your resume here.

Try tinder.

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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


Re: New Basketball coach


Mar 26, 2019, 12:37 PM

You open by saying you’ll volunteer. Then you say you’ll do it for half the price as what we are paying Brad? Sir a volunteer is someone who doesn’t get paid. Must’ve missed that lesson in pre-school

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