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Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 7:07 AM
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As we host them inbasketball tonight. I expect they will really travel well as I'm sure they want to tour the Bryant museum, in purchase lots of merchandise celebrating the national championship win Monday night.
As I will be in attendance, what should I expect from Coot nation? Any advice?
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All-TigerNet [13885]
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Unless it's women's basketball you won't see them.
Jan 13, 2016, 7:08 AM
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That is their identity now.
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I have found Number Sixes in High Brass to be most effective***
Jan 13, 2016, 7:09 AM
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Re: I have found Number Sixes in High Brass to be most effective***
Jan 13, 2016, 7:12 AM
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This sounds very intriguing, but I have no idea what you're talking about
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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I believe he is referring to shotgun ammo. :)***
Jan 13, 2016, 7:19 AM
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Head Coach [772]
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Re: I believe he is referring to shotgun ammo. :)***
Jan 13, 2016, 7:26 AM
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Thanks, but I was hoping to be able to handle them without a firearms exchange
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All-TigerNet [13360]
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Re: I believe he is referring to shotgun ammo. :)***
Jan 13, 2016, 8:22 AM
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Unless you are referring to throwing rocks, there will be no "exchange"!
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Orange Blooded [2594]
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Bring Lysol and hand sanitizer
Jan 13, 2016, 7:21 AM
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They're a nasty , disease ridden creature. They will be all over you, all in your face shaken you hand and touching you. Protect yourself.
GO TIGERS!!!
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Re: Bring Lysol and hand sanitizer
Jan 13, 2016, 7:46 AM
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Your merchandise is basically Bon Jovi and they're a bunch of teenage girls. Albeit hairy, dentally-impaired girls who smell like a mixture of possum butt and three-day-old wine vomit.
Just keep an eye on your wallet and a plunger nearby.
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Orange Blooded [3290]
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Re: Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 8:13 AM
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Get a roll of quarters. Give em a quarter and tell em to call when they even sniff a National Championship!
But that would be over their heads.
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Re: Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 8:19 AM
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Coots don't avail themselves with modern cellular technology?
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Re: Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 8:22 AM
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Government plans have limited minutes
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Re: Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 8:27 AM
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Tell them back to work.
Don't they have gas to pump? Potatoes to fry? Burgers to cook? Toilets to clean?
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Re: Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 8:27 AM
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You can tell them y'all got shafted when picking up a SC school in the SEC. They would really hate that.
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Re: Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 8:29 AM
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Shoulda been Clemson, coots have added NOTHING to the league
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Re: Need Advice For Dealing With Coots
Jan 13, 2016, 10:37 AM
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> Shoulda been Clemson, coots have added NOTHING to the
> league
That right there would crush them into crippling depression. Use those words exactly.
But for the record, the ACC is fine with us 
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Bring a sign
Jan 13, 2016, 8:27 AM
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telling them to get off your coat tails
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Legend [17914]
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Cut the head off before plucking the feathers
Jan 13, 2016, 8:30 AM
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Meaning: Just tell them they are "stoopid" for jumping on your coattails and that they need to made a name for themselves sometime before the turn of the millennium.
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CU Medallion [52313]
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Soundest advice for dealing with coots: DON'T
Jan 13, 2016, 10:33 AM
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Not letting them spew their poison hurts them more than anything you can say.
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A BJ...
Jan 13, 2016, 10:42 AM
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if they can get their heads out of your ###.
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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They can't afford to travel
Jan 13, 2016, 10:59 AM
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hth
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CU Medallion [65416]
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Just treat them like obnoxious Auburn fans. You won't be
Jan 13, 2016, 11:04 AM
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able to tell the difference, except that they will claim your Natty as their own, which even Awbarn wouldn't do.
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