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NEW COACH NEEDED-JOB DESCRIPTION
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NEW COACH NEEDED-JOB DESCRIPTION


Dec 1, 2013, 6:10 PM

We need one that can win ALL of the games we are supposed to win, AND win the "big" ones. Also, he needs to beat his rival every year. Even when the rival is one of the best teams in the country and has one of the most successful coaches in the history of college football at the helm. While he's at it he'll need to get us into a better conference AND schedule really tough out of conference games.

Must be a good christian, have respect for the military, and be super-serious about winning against S. Carolina (since Dabo doesn't really care about them). He should be an excellent recruiter and a lights out game day coach. Also, his offense had better be the triple option because anything else in this day and age is just plain soft. Defense better be AT LEAST as good as our defense from 1981. The ideal candidate will have a TON of experience demonstrating the above and must run a clean program, graduate players, and keep them out of trouble.

70% of you idiots on this board need to find a new team.

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I submit my resume.


Dec 1, 2013, 6:11 PM

I watch college football on TV on a regular basis. I'm qualified.

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


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Dec 1, 2013, 6:12 PM



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Re: I win all of my XBox football games and would like to


Dec 1, 2013, 6:22 PM [ in reply to I submit my resume. ]

submit my resume. I also like to live vicariously through 18-22 year football players because my life is so crappy and need a new identity.

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Re: NEW COACH NEEDED-JOB DESCRIPTION


Dec 1, 2013, 6:16 PM

Finally someone with a brain. We are very blessed with this team and coaching staff.

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Re: NEW COACH NEEDED-JOB DESCRIPTION


Dec 1, 2013, 6:24 PM

Left out something.... He must be able to keep all quarterbacks from fumbling and throwing interceptions . He must also keep the punt returners from ever, I mean ever fumbling the ball . Also, he must be able to walk on water and turn water into wine.

Some of you bashers have a very fragile mental state and should never ever be able to own a gun.

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