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ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2020, 7:50 AM
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They’re more than a little bit wary - The Domers are praying to Mary That big DJU Won’t do to them, too, What he did to BC. That’s scary.
Ain’t it, Coach?
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2020, 7:57 AM
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Their ranking and stature looks bold, But they’ll have to P.I. and hold To stop us this week. Though they might look sleek, Those helmets are made of fool’s gold...
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2020, 5:22 PM
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The mind of Sir Ian of Book - It stirred and it swirled and it shook As he slowly grasped That hope he had clasped ‘Twas false and ‘twas sorely mistook.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2020, 5:28 PM
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“Lets schee what the Irish can do - I’m hoping Coach Kelly can glue The schign to the wall Scho guysch who are schmall Can schlap it more easchily, too.”
- Louisch Holtchz
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2020, 1:38 PM
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Brilliance!!!!
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Roses are Red and the Irish are Green
Nov 2, 2020, 5:56 PM
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and they suck
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2020, 9:36 PM
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We’re glad you guys joined in the race - You add to the ACC’s base Of programs with clout, And there is no doubt You’ll solidly win second place...
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 3, 2020, 9:36 AM
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There once was a team from South Bend Who met an unfortunate end - They got a high ranking, An or’nge-colored spanking, Then sunk like a fart in the wind.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2020, 7:43 AM
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When Trump/Biden ads are all done, And everyone’s races are run, The truth will remain Quite clear and quite plain: Our Tigers are still number one.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2020, 12:56 PM
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The Tigers came to South Bend - Ready to play with their new ACC friend. The Irish it turned out - Were more than stout. And the Tiger lost his tail in the end.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2020, 2:06 PM
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My friend, as your quarterback hurries And defense incapably scurries, You’ll crumble beneath. These Tigers have teeth - The tail is the least of your worries...
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 2:18 PM
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Well played! lol
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Clemson rolls into the domers famed home,
Nov 5, 2020, 8:58 PM
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In search of another nice tomb stone The Tiger kick tail, And on the domers will whale, while the irish squeal "leave us alone!"
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2020, 1:45 PM
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Clemson Tigers Are Coming They Say! To South Bend To Ruin The Day! Of any Irish Fan Standin' After The Beatin' They're Handin' The Team For To Give 'em Away
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 12:46 PM
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The Irish are down two receivers, So, posing as overachievers, Some guys will step in Where talent is thin, And Nolan will make them all grievers...
The man is an interception machine.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 1:48 PM
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Y’all make sure to work on your signs - Get signal boys dressed to the nines And call hocus pocus! Meanwhile, we will focus On crossing those white endzone lines.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 2:36 PM
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Their helmets sparkle like gold Touchdown Jesus is a sight to behold The Tigers were in awe Of everything they saw And humbly left after getting rolled
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 4:17 PM
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We also love gazing at gold - The kind that the players can hold When CFP’s done And Clemson has won. I tell ya - that never gets old...
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The Irish dread this coming Satur-day,
Nov 5, 2020, 8:52 PM
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they know it won't just go away. They will sure get their bruising, All the long night musing, "Why didn't I go to Clemson to play?"
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Brian Kelly loves to whine and belly ache
Nov 5, 2020, 4:24 PM
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Because he knows his domers are fake. He's afraid of Coach Swinney, Who's top wins are many, And Clemson will win lake or no lake.
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A possible improvement.................
Nov 5, 2020, 8:46 PM
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Brian Kelly loves to whine and belly ache, Says they once played Clemson in a lake. He's afraid of Coach Swinney, Who's top wins are many, Because he knows his domers are fake.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 4:35 PM
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"Play like a champion today" Is what Brian Kelly would say But no matter how hard You try you just can't Contain ETN!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 4:38 PM
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This game is my own call to arms To cause everything that's Irish harm. And so it a twist I sat down for breakfast And ate my lucky ?? Charms ND’s charm the Tigers End!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 5:22 PM
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The big Touchdown Jesus is pretty And, thankfully, full of His pity. The team in South Bend Will need that again - They’ll ask Him to weep for the city.
38-21 Tigers
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 5:39 PM
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That sign that y’all fondle is nice, But after we get real precise And take y’all apart, Your players will start To beat their heads on it. Some, twice.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2020, 8:43 PM
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Those little ol’ leprechaun guys Are in for a great big surprise When Tigers descend, Their fortunes to rend. They’ll leave with lugubrious sighs.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2020, 9:49 AM
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To make sure the signals aren’t stolen, The Irish intend to be rollin’ Around on the ground And making a sound As if they have non-motile colon.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2020, 10:06 AM
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I’ve never been settled about A little green man peeping out From under a top-hat. I wish they would stop-that. With him or without him, they pout.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2020, 5:52 PM
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The golden domers wanted to beat us And even with Touchdown Jesus As much as they pray And try as they may In the end they were just lugubrious
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 7, 2020, 6:58 AM
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Today, Indiana will mourn. It’s best football hope will be torn Apart with great pains. The stuff that remains? It’s nothing but Cath’lics and corn.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 7, 2020, 3:18 PM
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Nice try, Fighting Irish - you’re caught. You tried to use airtime you bought To let Biden speak And hide the unique Butt-whoopin’ you’ll get, but for nought...
SPOT. THE. BALL.
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