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Nov 19, 2020, 2:00 PM

There is nothing quite as discomforting as when you are taking a whiz, while staring at the wall, listening to the sound of your own urine hit the water in the toilet... and then suddenly the sound disappears but you can still feel your stream still flowing. OMG, where is it going? Align the stream now! What’s taking so long? Why does it always splash my shins? That’s a lot of pee. They’ll never believe it’s from washing my hands. Not down there they won’t. Time to start aiming instead of leaning in with hands on the wall. I think it’s getting smaller and that why my aim is getting worse. Have you heard anything? Am I still splashing? Why won’t this quit? This is definitely the longest #### I’ve taken in years. Somebody stop me.

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