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Head Coach [753]
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My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:26 AM
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...keeps bringing his dog across the street to poop in my front yard. Do you think I'll have to paint the whole lawn to look like a Clemson end zone to keep him out of it, or would just a couple of Tiger Paw flags and a simulated goal line do the trick?
Thanks in advance
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All-TigerNet [10402]
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:29 AM
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Buy a BB gun shoot the dog in the nuts , then watch him attack his owner.??
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:54 AM
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> Buy a BB gun shoot the dog in the nuts , then watch
> him attack his owner.
Shoot owner in nutz. Leave dog alone.
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 11:32 AM
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Do what I did when my neighbor had his dog doing his business on my lawn. Went politely to his house..knocked on tbe door and told him if it happens again. .I would make him eat it...dog never pooped again on my lawn and i don't speak to the guy any longer.
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:58 AM
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> Buy a BB gun shoot the dog in the nuts , then watch
> him attack his owner.
Shoot owner in nutz. Leave dog alone.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:29 AM
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Do what we did in our community - call him "Yankee" and insult him every chance you get, and finally he will move. Worked for us. Just an idea. Maybe he'll take that dang dawg with him. Just don't send him our way.
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Oculus Spirit [90729]
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Put up a tall 31-0 banner, like Spurrier's, across top of your roof...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:31 AM
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Or better, on his! ??
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:32 AM
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Go shat in his yard, yourself.
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CU Guru [1813]
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BB Gun
Jan 4, 2017, 9:34 AM
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That'll take care of it.
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Head Coach [753]
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Re: BB Gun
Jan 4, 2017, 9:42 AM
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He's retired EOD. I have a couple of them working for me, and I certainly don't want to start something like that with him 
The 31-0 banner might not be a bad idea though...
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Re: Ohio State neighbor
Jan 4, 2017, 9:47 AM
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Take your dog across the street! If you don't own one pick up the poop and deposit on his front porch. He will get the message.
Go Tigers!
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All-TigerNet [10779]
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Re: Ohio State neighbor
Jan 5, 2017, 9:37 PM
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light it on fire and ring the bell.
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 9:52 AM
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Pick up dog poop place in paper bag... place paper bag on front porch.... light bag on fire.... ring door bell.
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1st Rounder [615]
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So its posts like these that earn the almighty pulse???
Jan 4, 2017, 10:07 AM
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Good ta know
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Re: So its posts like these that earns the almighty pulse???
Jan 4, 2017, 10:08 AM
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zero people have voted for it so no.
Good try though.
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1st Rounder [615]
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Now you're catching on***
Jan 4, 2017, 10:11 AM
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Re: Now you're catching on***
Jan 4, 2017, 10:12 AM
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You aren't very smart are you?
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1st Rounder [615]
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Smart, I am
Jan 4, 2017, 10:17 AM
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the one in question, is you!
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Re: Smart, I am
Jan 4, 2017, 10:22 AM
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I have a Clemson degree you on the other hand think that a post with zero thumbs up is somehow increasing my stupid little pulse number.
The evidence speaks for itself. It is nice to have a new little fan though.
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1st Rounder [615]
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Now I'm starting to question your major
Jan 4, 2017, 10:29 AM
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I was being facetious you freaking idiot. I'm no fan of you or the professors that didn't fail your ignorant ###.
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Re: Now I'm starting to question your major
Jan 4, 2017, 10:36 AM
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RAd
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1st Rounder [615]
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RA'd???
Jan 4, 2017, 10:42 AM
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ha! Pansy
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Oculus Spirit [93608]
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If you're not joking read the following.
Jan 4, 2017, 9:54 AM
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A heavy streak of ammonia will kill grass but if you have a sidewalk in front of the lawn it's a good place to spray the ammonia. A nail hole in the top of the bottle will turn any plastic jug of ammonia into a spray bottle. One whiff and most dogs decide they are not welcome.
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...OK to all w Oh St neighbors
Jan 4, 2017, 9:54 AM
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you really need to move to better areas. Just sayin.
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...OK to all w Oh St neighbors
Jan 4, 2017, 9:59 AM
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They make a sprinkler with a motion sensor that works well on animals and people .
I cant remember the name of it , but I saw it on Amazon with a funny video of it working .
Get off my lawn .
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All-TigerNet [12942]
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you must live on the same street as
Jan 4, 2017, 11:23 AM
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@BigCUFan
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 11:38 AM
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my ex neighbor wasn't a osu fan but his dogs kept crapping in my yard. I'd just take a shovel, scoop up the crap and sling it back in his yard. I had no idea where it landed but didn't care. Got tired of asking him for help so I decided to take matters into my own hand.
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 12:17 PM
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ummm...why don't you just have a word with him and ask him to stop?
Then kick him in the nuts and laugh at him.
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Re: My Ohio State neighbor...
Jan 4, 2017, 12:51 PM
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Yeah shoot your neighbor is butt or that area with a paintball gun. Use the color orange. It's not the dogs fault he just goes where his master takes him.
If you have the money I would buy a dump truck load of chicken sh$$ and dump it on his front lawn or in his driveway.
Go Tigers! Last win was against 0su!
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Collect all the ####, wear gloves.
Jan 4, 2017, 2:51 PM
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Go spell 31-0 out on his porch in ####.
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Legend [18543]
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Be Christian like towards him !
Jan 5, 2017, 4:49 PM
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Stick your foot in his a$$ !
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Head Coach [753]
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I think I found an easier way...
Jan 5, 2017, 6:44 PM
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Instead of painting the whole lawn like that I decided to just put a big bowl out in the grass. He probably shouldn't heave gotten into it to begin with, but afterwards he just stayed in there babbling a bunch of incoherent arguments. After beating him for what must have seemed like three hours or more he still hadn't made any points, so I just dumped him out. He hasn't been back since...
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