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Mrs No got hit by a deer AGAIN last night.
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Mrs No got hit by a deer AGAIN last night.


Nov 12, 2019, 8:44 AM

3rd time in about 2 yrs. Minor front damage. She's ready to move away from Botetourt County and live in the city. People get hit by deer in the city too. I'm beginning to understand why people get those big grill guards, maybe it's not just for the macho look.

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Time to invest


Nov 12, 2019, 8:46 AM

Image result for cow catcher

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I like your funny words magic man


Damage to the front of the car you say?


Nov 12, 2019, 8:53 AM

Sounds like she hit the deer. Glad she is okay. Just circumstance or does she know not to swerve?

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she claims it swerved into her. I've been hit by deer twice,


Nov 12, 2019, 9:06 AM

both over 20 yrs ago, but both times were unavoidable. Some kind of powerful magnetic force draws the deer into your vehicle.

1st time I saw the deer, stopped for it to cross the road, it didn't budge, so I started creeping by and then it came at me, lept across the hood but didn't quite clear the fender on the other side.

2nd time I never saw the deer until it landed on my windshield.

Most deer accidents I hear about are like this, sometimes the deer just seem determined to hit your vehicle. Stupid.

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I have been hit once.


Nov 12, 2019, 9:11 AM

Back in college, on the way to pick up a fun girl. I "think" the deer got sideways and only got a shoulder into my passenger door. Only a small tuft of hair caught in some trim. Didn't think I was going to discover two tufts of hair that night, but yada yada yada.

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so you are saying


Nov 12, 2019, 9:48 AM

that she had a bush?

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Nah, and not a landing strip either. More like a small


Nov 12, 2019, 10:39 AM

island of manicured hair Oddly I can't recall if she let me do that one thing or if she did what wives won't do. We hooked up a few times, then she found a boyfriend. That guy would make her mad and she'd call me. Having kids was not kind to her.

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please share us the dash cam footage


Nov 12, 2019, 9:26 AM [ in reply to she claims it swerved into her. I've been hit by deer twice, ]

and some boobie pigs

tanks

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


You don't swerve....


Nov 12, 2019, 9:12 AM [ in reply to Damage to the front of the car you say? ]

I totaled my last truck because I swerved. I swore then next time the deer dies. And it did.

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Not in the least, if you can do a lane change that


Nov 12, 2019, 9:23 AM

could be okay. I've known too many folks end up upside down in early 2000s SUVs due to swerving off the road. Dumb.

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Re: Big eight point


Nov 12, 2019, 8:53 AM

Ramed the passenger side door where I was sitting. Sounded like gun shot. Much more exciting than shooting one. He ran about sixty yards and collapsed. No bruising but lungs were full of blood. Bastid tried to kill me!

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York County Sheriff's Department put those guards on all


Nov 12, 2019, 9:00 AM

of their vehicles years ago for that very reason.

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Reminds me of 1993....I lived in Mauldin Hall and was riding


Nov 12, 2019, 9:01 AM

back from Greenville with a buddy in his Jetta. On the way back on Hwy 88, we nailed a deer. The car was still driveable but the hood was dented, the headlight was smashed, and there was blood and brown fur all over the front.

When we pulled up in front of Mauldin, Patrick Sapp, Emory Smith, and several other football players were hanging out on the benches in front. One of them came up and was like "Oh sh##, ya'll hit somebody???"

My buddy with the awesomely sick sense of humor immediately pretended to tear up and said something like "Yes....but the dammm school bus didn't put the stop sign out. How'd I know he'd be there....HOW WOULD I HAVE KNOWN???"

Every football player started freaking out and after about 30 seconds he was like "Naw man, it was a deer."

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Every Obed post


Nov 12, 2019, 9:53 AM



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Pretty much the greatest decade in history.***


Nov 12, 2019, 9:57 AM



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You kids saved us from the Germans what with your


Nov 12, 2019, 10:44 AM

trench warfare and biplanes.


THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.

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#Science***


Nov 12, 2019, 10:46 AM [ in reply to Pretty much the greatest decade in history.*** ]



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its like you have never heard of the 80's


Nov 12, 2019, 11:29 AM [ in reply to Pretty much the greatest decade in history.*** ]

youngster!

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1969 by itself was better than the '90's.***


Nov 12, 2019, 5:43 PM [ in reply to Pretty much the greatest decade in history.*** ]



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Well yeah, I'd say the same if I were some


Nov 13, 2019, 9:22 AM

40-something lame-o when the gloriousness of the 90's was occurring. ;)

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He's right


Nov 13, 2019, 9:21 AM [ in reply to Pretty much the greatest decade in history.*** ]

Cid14 was brought into this world

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Welp, I'd like to pretend I never knew Obed


Nov 12, 2019, 8:47 PM [ in reply to Reminds me of 1993....I lived in Mauldin Hall and was riding ]

that does not seem to be the case now, does it ?

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I'm going to get one with


Nov 12, 2019, 9:07 AM

Fork lift blades on the front. So the next time I hit one I can use the blades to flip the deer in the bed. Last damage to my truck was $1700 a month ago.

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Almost hit one last week


Nov 12, 2019, 9:21 AM

Slammed on brakes. Deer sailed across my hood. Would have gone through my windshield otherwise. Was doing about 45mph. Was running full speed.

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get one of these


Nov 12, 2019, 9:27 AM

and tell her to slow down




it probably does not work

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Is that a


Nov 12, 2019, 9:49 AM



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Re: get one of these


Nov 12, 2019, 12:46 PM [ in reply to get one of these ]

If they work, seems like it would behoove the insurance companies to send free ones to erybody.

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Re: Mrs No got hit by a deer AGAIN last night.


Nov 12, 2019, 9:27 AM

My daughter has had 2 jump into the side of her car. The first one caused nearly $7000 damage. It ended up flipping down the side of her car, denting from from to back. Broke the front windshield with it's head. Then it got up and ran off. Deer are stupid.

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"If I ever have to use this baby, I want to teach it to come to Papa in a hurry."


real insider info, in the City of Roanoke they use snipers


Nov 12, 2019, 9:45 AM

with silencers to take out deer at 0300. Heard it straight from a DGIF higher up.

If I liked killing more, that'd kinda be a cool job.

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These things work.


Nov 12, 2019, 9:46 AM

Seriously.

I dunno about this particular brand, but I got some from my insurance company a few years ago and stuck them on the bottom of the front bumpers - haven't had a deer run out in front of our cars since.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KZSYHQG

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The road goes on forever and the party never ends...


yeah and check this out


Nov 12, 2019, 10:08 AM

.



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


We all had those on our cars where I worked in late 70's


Nov 12, 2019, 10:21 AM [ in reply to These things work. ]

They did work.....

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Legitimate Amazon review:


Nov 12, 2019, 11:00 AM [ in reply to These things work. ]

"Got these in yesterday and the adhesive is nice and sticky. On my way into work this morning I didn't hit a deer."


Powerfully convincing. Yeah, you used to see those a lot, but I haven't seen them in a while. Bumpers are a lot different these days, everything's painted plastic and aerodynamic. Not sure if there's a good mounting spot on the front of our cars.

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didn’t Cadillac actually put these in their cars in specific areas of the country?


Nov 12, 2019, 6:12 PM

Maybe I am making that up

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Whale, I got "Hit and Run'd" last night in Mauldin


Nov 12, 2019, 10:25 AM

very minimal damage, but if you see a White GMC Acadia (McLovin, I'm lookin' at you) with some light damage to the front right end, lemme know kthxbye

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Had to be driven by a woman


Nov 12, 2019, 11:26 AM

Men don't drive mid-size SUVs.

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...or hit stopped cars***


Nov 12, 2019, 1:04 PM



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Re: Mrs No got hit by a deer AGAIN last night.


Nov 12, 2019, 11:06 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMXovAuCKA

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