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All-TigerNet [12505]
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Medical advice?
Dec 24, 2015, 1:01 PM
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This morning I watched the UGA basketball game that I dvr'd while enjoying some cold pizza. Then I went to the commode, as I do after all of our basketball games. After I got up, I started foaming at the mouth and bleeding out of my anus. Now I'm in a coma. Should I go see a doctor or tough it out until after the Orange Bowl?
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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HTHIA
Dec 24, 2015, 1:03 PM
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www.webmd.com
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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I'm in a coma
Dec 24, 2015, 1:07 PM
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I can't navigate that page. Geez!
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110%er [5737]
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Re: I'm in a coma
Dec 24, 2015, 1:09 PM
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So is the basketball team!
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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We might get a top 50 transfer
Dec 24, 2015, 1:19 PM
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We don't actually recruit HS players anymore, so this is a big deal.
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All-TigerNet [11188]
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You're just butt hurt right now, because of
Dec 24, 2015, 2:59 PM
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The drink you were served. Go see Dr Huxtable... He's a specialist
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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If I saw him, my butt would REALLY hurt
Dec 24, 2015, 4:17 PM
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HTH
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CU Medallion [54011]
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How is this politics related?***
Dec 24, 2015, 1:05 PM
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110%er [9734]
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Re: Medical advice?
Dec 24, 2015, 1:10 PM
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No need for any medical advice. Your powers are unprecedented. To even be able to type and work a Google device while in a coma I bow b4 you. We should be seeking help from you.
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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Been saying those things for years
Dec 24, 2015, 1:19 PM
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Glad somejuan is finally paying attention. Crump, give this man a blog.
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Re: Medical advice?
Dec 24, 2015, 1:21 PM
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Diagnosis: Don't watch the UGA-Tiger basketball game unless you are in full health.
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Re: Medical advice?
Dec 24, 2015, 1:31 PM
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Have you been in any Rabid holes? Might explain things. Then again painting alka -selzer like pepperoni might be trick by delivery guy for lack of tip
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Letterman [295]
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Re: Medical advice?
Dec 24, 2015, 1:59 PM
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Have you been in any Rabid holes? Might explain things. Then again painting alka -selzer like pepperoni might be trick by delivery guy for lack of tip
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Heisman Winner [140475]
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I just got an alert on my phone...
Dec 24, 2015, 2:30 PM
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Someone typed one of the following key phrases:
1) "out of my anus"
or
2) "shirtless dudes hugging kittens"
it was 1.
Message was edited by: Francis Marion®
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+1 LOL***
Dec 24, 2015, 2:35 PM
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Re: Medical advice?
Dec 24, 2015, 2:35 PM
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All medical questions should be forwarded to bleedorange guy. I would recommend watching the Clemson Miami football game. That should heal up any ailments. Good luck.
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Orange Blooded [2557]
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Well obviously first things first. If you're
Dec 24, 2015, 2:48 PM
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not done bleeding, you should probably stay on the commode until you are. If nothing else, I hope you have hard wood floors, because that's going to make quite a mess.
By the way, please tell Neo and Laurence Fishburn I said Merry Festivis......since you're having to spend Christmas Eve in the Matrix typing away on the Tnets anyway.
HTH TIA IMO?
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Sounds like you should of chosen defense first***
Dec 24, 2015, 3:02 PM
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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remove the gerbil***
Dec 24, 2015, 3:38 PM
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Re: remove the gerbil***
Dec 24, 2015, 4:01 PM
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Since you seem to be having trouble after you eat something, I would suggest that you not eat or drink anything until February 1st. You should have no more problems by then.
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