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Legend [16375]
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 6:36 AM
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Don’t bring that big chain to DV - When Tigers see glitter, we’ll be Riled up to the max With vicious attacks. Our bling goals are post-CFP...
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All-In [40933]
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Roses are Red and Miami is blue
Oct 5, 2020, 6:39 AM
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and they suck...2
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Legend [16506]
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That always reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay.............
Oct 5, 2020, 7:43 AM
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 6:46 AM
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Hey Manny, the thing that you lack, Though people love saying “they’re back,” Is winning big games. Our graveyard of names Means that goal ain’t really on track...
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CU Medallion [52878]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 6:58 AM
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Dolphins aren't fish you know But Hard Rock is the place to go Watch their fans sit in wonder As they grab air and go under And our Tigers put on a great show
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Legend [16506]
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There once was a team from coral gable,
Oct 5, 2020, 7:42 AM
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Who's good teams are old like some fable. They'll bring that junkie chain, But all they'll get is serious pain, And the canes will walk off the field like Old Mable.
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110%er [6518]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 8:27 AM
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There once was man named Manny Whose gimmicks were uncanny Then he got hit in the mouth From the best team in the South And had to rub ointment on his fanny.
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Oculus Spirit [79296]
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 11:20 AM
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While Our Tigers gaze atop the vista, Perusing at “shorty” and her “sis-tah” Dreaming, not of hugs, But beating the thugs And making them call us “Mis-tah”!!!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 1:23 PM
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The Men from Coral Gables Believe they are able But that’s Just a fable Cause alas what beckons Monday Is lying flat on a trainers table
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 4:56 PM
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The hype for this contest has risen, But here is the question I’m quizzin’: How much savage beating ‘Til they stop competing? They’ll wish they had just stayed in prison!
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 5:05 PM
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Hey, tell you what - bring the durn chain. It’s safer, since it will remain Sealed up and encased (And thus, not misplaced) While y’all are subjected to pain.
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Standout [335]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 8:25 PM
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There once was a team from the Gables Whose teams were the talk at the table Fiesta blown calls And now they suck balls Chains, hookers and boats are their fable.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 6:00 AM
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Kids go to Tha U to show out - That “swagger” is all they’re about. It makes a great show When we thrash them, though - A team full of thugs sure can pout!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 7:32 AM
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The Canes will arrive with agression And find out on their first possession That their Hurricane And tacky a$$ chain Will leave as a minor depression
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 7:48 AM
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There once was a man called D'Eriq Who played good football once a week Until in Death Valley Facing Tiger's rally His flash and pizazz seemed kinda bleak
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Orange Blooded [4771]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 7:57 AM
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If Death Valley was a Bistro would you Think it could raise revenue If Saturday it boasted Fried, baked or roasted Sebastian the Ibis on the Menu
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 8:05 AM
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The poultry concessions are lean - Our normal buffet of protein Is absent some chicken. This year, we‘re not pickin The bones of the ol’ Gamecocks clean.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2020, 4:16 PM
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If hurricane weather arrives, The team which, ironically, thrives On coastal conditions Will utter petitions To Dabo to spare them their lives!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2020, 4:30 PM
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There Once Was A Team From Miami Its' Convicts Were Thuggish and Hammy They Played Football At Night To Death Valleys' Delight The Hurricanes All Went......Kablammy!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2020, 8:03 AM
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The media’s hasty to scurry And dramatize things in a hurry. “It’s such a huge test - Is Clemson the best?” Miami will blow it - don’t worry.
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2020, 9:14 AM
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Beating us? Such a conundrum. Dispatching an Ibis? So ho-hum. They’ll feel the shot Taken aloft. The toll will be known at postmortem.
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There once were some thugs from Miami,
Oct 8, 2020, 9:36 AM
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Who thought they were good as ole 'Bammy. But after they came, And looked really lame, Our Tigers proved them a shamm-y.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2020, 10:34 AM
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There once was an OC named Lashlee Who thought he was tricky you see Brent knew what to call Before King snapped the ball That's why he got crushed by our D
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 7:40 AM
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I’m gonna wear orange all day And, while the sun’s shining, make hay, ‘Cuz Saturday’s plan Is just football, man - Life just works out better this way.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 7:45 AM
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The Canes wanted bling that was lit, So they tried commissioning it With some little girl To give it a whirl With her new BeDazzler kit.
https://www.michaels.com/original-bedazzler/10409048.htmlThe Original BeDazzler™ The BeDazzler is a rhinestone setting tool designed to allow users to add various assorted rhinestones and studs to fabrics and similar materials.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 1:15 PM
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[thick, drawn-out Spanglish accent required]
Make sure you boys hug your abuela. We’re gonna take you to escuela And feed you nudillos Straight through your parillos - You better cinch up your ciñuela...
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 2:21 PM
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Miami fans? Curious folk - Their bling and their tans are no joke, But vestige remains - Each one still maintains One long fingernail to snort coke.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 5:39 PM
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Once Hurricanes start to get dirty And Tigers start makin’ em hurt-y, I can’t really see The score column be A vic’try by much less than thirty...
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2020, 8:21 AM
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The game is upon us, my friends! This evening, the narrative ends Which pumps up the Canes With gaudy refrains Of “they’re back - let revival begin!”
Please, bruh. 48-17 Tigers.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2020, 11:20 AM
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So A-Rod’s the special guest picker? I bet there’s not even a flicker Of Cane football in’trest From that egocentrist Or other Miamians. (snicker)
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