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All-In [40100]
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It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 10:59 AM
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Just had a mentally handicapped computer voice call me and tell me my family and I have been committing irs fraud. Apparently they have tried to call me multiple times and were unable to reach me. Thankfully there is a number I can call in Gary, IN. Hopefully I can settle it by sending a few thousand dollars in the mail. But if not, I’ll be in touch once I get my internet set up In the big house. Go Tigers!
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Orange Blooded [3214]
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 11:01 AM
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I may be able to help you out. I just got an email that my long lost relative is a Nigerian Prince and they need to wire me a few million dollars. I get to keep a lot of it so I can help pay off your IRS debt. I will let you know as soon as I receive my funds.
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All-In [40100]
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this is perfect! I’ll be looking forward to your Tmail.***
Jun 6, 2018, 11:03 AM
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All-In [27367]
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Re: this is perfect! I’ll be looking forward to your Tmail.***
Jun 6, 2018, 11:11 AM
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One of the great ‘showmen’ in America once said “there’s one born every minute”. Glad you are not one of them! Give the money to iptay instead. I’ll cover for you with the irs!
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All-TigerNet [13605]
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 12:05 PM
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I got a better deal.
I have several emails from beautiful Nigerian women wanting marriage.
Well, maybe that isn't a better deal. Go for the money, instead. ??
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CU Medallion [56819]
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 1:18 PM
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Just pay off the debt with all the Amazon Gift Cards you've won by being the lucky winner on your iPhone!
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Orange Blooded [4409]
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 4:07 PM
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that's too bad. I get those beautiful Russian woman wanting marriage in my email all the time. If i weren't married already... I would definitely check them out.
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Hall of Famer [24695]
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Too much Ruskie pron....***
Jun 6, 2018, 5:08 PM
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 11:09 AM
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If you get this worked out I was contacted by Svet Zaharova in response to a tickets wanted add on Tigernet for two West Zone Club Season tickets. And I quote "West Zone Club Lower Deck Section M Row N $800" Seems like a steal...........
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All-In [40100]
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wow that is an impressive deal. Almost as good of a deal
Jun 6, 2018, 11:12 AM
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As these free amazon cards I was getting every time I logged onto tigernet there for awhile. Come to think of it I still haven’t received those
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Re: wow that is an impressive deal. Almost as good of a deal
Jun 6, 2018, 11:31 AM
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The bad thing is when you call that IRS number, you won't be able to understand what he is saying.
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110%er [5794]
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Re: wow that is an impressive deal. Almost as good of a deal
Jun 6, 2018, 12:18 PM
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Daggumit. I thought I was the only person that won those amazon gift cards on here. I just figured instead of steak knives Crump was giving out those. Ruined my day.
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All-In [26479]
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if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.***
Jun 6, 2018, 11:44 AM
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Legend [15730]
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I know it’s a lie because
Jun 6, 2018, 11:50 AM
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you said it’s been nice knowing us.
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Re: Well it's your lucky day. I got an email from a
Jun 6, 2018, 12:13 PM
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Nigerian investment firm. They promised 500% returns in less than 30 days. I'll be happy to tmale it to you if you want.
-RB
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All-In [40100]
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I’m a little upset you haven’t already. Waiting . . .***
Jun 6, 2018, 12:27 PM
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All-In [40738]
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Got the same voicemail. Didn’t call back.
Jun 6, 2018, 12:14 PM
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I’m expecting to be picked up any day now.
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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I've been getting picked up for years.***
Jun 6, 2018, 1:35 PM
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All-In [26322]
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Leave bob outta this....***
Jun 6, 2018, 2:03 PM
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Legend [15492]
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Lotta that going around
Jun 6, 2018, 12:20 PM
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I'm still waiting on my TNet steak knives DAVID!!
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Legend [19594]
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Psshhh...I am on my third set of steak knives.
Jun 6, 2018, 3:54 PM
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Maybe you just didn't click on the link in the confirmation email.
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I love in that one where they say "the COPS" are . . . .***
Jun 6, 2018, 12:28 PM
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110%er [5794]
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 12:42 PM
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No joke though, my brother works with a guy who got one of those calls about a month ago and he was convinced it was the IRS. He was all worried and stressed out. My brother got a couple minutes of it on video. There were several people standing there trying to convince him it was a fraud but it took them 30 minutes or so before he finally hung up. It was an Indian guy on the phone and this guy was ready to give him his debit card number to make a payment. It was quite hilarious watching this guy pace around and stressed out for no reason.
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All-In [40100]
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my mother in law gets paranoid everytime she gets an
Jun 6, 2018, 1:01 PM
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Email saying her apple account has been turned off. It is sad but a little funny glad they talked hIm out of it
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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This is exactly why I don't pay taxes.
Jun 6, 2018, 12:45 PM
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All-In [40100]
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^^^seems smart
Jun 6, 2018, 12:58 PM
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Imagine the good I could do if I had put all my money in blockbuster or toysrus years ago
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CU Medallion [61614]
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I got an email for AMAZING sunglasses
Jun 6, 2018, 12:46 PM
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for a SUPER deal along with Chuggs boots.
I can order them for you so when you appear before the press, you will be unrecognizable. I get an email from them at least 10 times per day.
Also, if you want to look your best, Jos A. Banks has some sweet deals every day that they let me know about.
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Orange Blooded [2916]
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If you need some cash
Jun 6, 2018, 12:56 PM
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I was recently notified that I won the Dutch lottery. I didn't even know I was playing but I'll take it anyway! Once I send them my bank account information they'll deposit my winnings. Just let me know how much you need.
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Hall of Famer [21722]
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So Tito Jackson is running an IRS hotline?
Jun 6, 2018, 1:02 PM
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Glad to hear he’s back on his feet and once again contributing to society!
~JKB
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All-In [26326]
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Well, if you decide not to pay and go to prison
Jun 6, 2018, 1:30 PM
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 1:33 PM
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Hey, I can help you. I won $5000 the other day. All I had to do was use my credit card to buy $200 worth of personalized pens and pencils. As soon as I get my pens and award, I’ll tmail you a check??
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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Ok, see you later.***
Jun 6, 2018, 1:34 PM
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All-In [40100]
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This is probably the nicest thing you’ve bet said to me Francis***
Jun 6, 2018, 1:36 PM
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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"you’ve bet said to me"?***
Jun 6, 2018, 1:38 PM
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All-In [40100]
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bet should be ever. I won’t bother editing bc I’m
Jun 6, 2018, 2:12 PM
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Sure you already took a screenshot
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All-In [45667]
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I tried to write you info
Jun 6, 2018, 2:31 PM
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Down, but stupid oak pen wouldn't write. So I used a cheap pen instead. Problem solved. Nigerian princess in mail to me. IRS no longer calling. Nice girls just want to show me their pigs for free. Be right back. Thank God for word correction. Otherwise I would be banned.
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 3:44 PM
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If those Nigerian funds don't get transferred before you have to pay the IRS I should be able to help. I just bought $10,000 worth of this new cryptocurrency that promises 10% returns every day. Hopefully that's compounded daily. I tried to ask after I deposited my money but haven't heard back yet. I'm sure they'll let me know soon.
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 3:53 PM
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True story, I used to coach girls high school basketball. We had stopped at a Wendy's on the way back from a game and one of my players got a call from her dad wanting to make sure she was OK. He had just received a call from his mother, my players grandmother, saying that her granddaughter had called her from Honduras and had been arrested on trumped up drug charges. They wanted $2,500 to release her. The woman actually gave them access to her bank account and they took over 10k. She said the girl on the phone sounded like her granddaughter but it was a bad connection.
I don't know why it didn't cross her mind that her 16 year old granddaughter probably wouldn't have been in Honduras during the school year.
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All-In [40100]
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that is terrible and they prey on the older folks.
Jun 6, 2018, 3:59 PM
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They should be whipped with a cat of nine tails or something painful
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All-In [48078]
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This might help.
Jun 6, 2018, 5:31 PM
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 6:01 PM
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You should probably send a valid credit card number and cvv for something this serious ??
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 11:14 PM
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All-In [27366]
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Was the caller named Lois Lerner and is your family
Jun 6, 2018, 6:33 PM
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made up of red-blooded 'Mericans?
If so, it was nice knowing you.
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All-TigerNet [13693]
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 6, 2018, 11:19 PM
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Re: It’s been nice knowing ya’ll,
Jun 7, 2018, 3:45 PM
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That correct. All your money are belong to us!
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