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If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:38 AM
 

(And no, you can’t say commit suicide, end it all etc.)

I would deworm myself.


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Re: If you were a foot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:41 AM
 

Never really thought about being a foot before.

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well played I corrected to coot***

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:44 AM
 



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Have you ever seen bob's feet?

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


If I were a foot for a day, I'd forcibly enter your rec-

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:53 AM
 

reational vehicle to borrow for the ACCCG

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become a citadel fan or a clemson fan***

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:02 AM
 




This sounds like rap-

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:04 AM
 

Sheet type stuff-grand theft rv

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Ask the ankle out for coffee and a bagel***

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:42 AM
 



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What if she asked you for your digits?***


Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:45 AM
 



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Find a real team to pull for***

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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:47 AM
 

Find a lady gamecoot and go behind a dumpster!


Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?

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Posted: Nov 29, 2018 4:24 AM
 


Find a lady gamecoot and go behind a dumpster!




Be careful with that. Hers might be bigger than yours.


Jump off the Waccamaw Bridge***

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:48 AM
 




Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:48 AM
 

How about asking someone else to shoot me?

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this unfortunately is within the pre-mentioned rules***


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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:48 AM
 

I'd hope that Rex Ryan wasn't near me that day


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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:51 AM
 

Try to get paroled.

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Make sure my dog was finished cleaning my false teeth before


Posted: Nov 28, 2018 1:37 PM
 

I headed to the gas station for work.

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Put a Gun in my Mouth***

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This was addressed earlier***


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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 9:54 AM
 

I would go over to Jhop83's house to play Magic the Gathering.

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Learn to accept a 21 point loss is a victory

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:05 AM
 

Go to Tigernet and pretend I am a Tiger to try desperately to be relevant to a team that actually achieves real life goals. Appreciate participation ribbons from the sec while the "other" teams I cheer for actually succeed. Remember to buy Crimson for November football.


Find the first neurosurgeon...

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:05 AM
 

because something would be definitely wrong with my brain


Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:11 AM
 

Tell everyone how great Alabama is and that no one will beat our big brother.


I guess I'd go to Lowes and steal a few

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:14 AM
 

cans of Great Stuff, stick them in my ear and spray, so I could fill up all the empty space in my skull.


Well, based on what I see in my office

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:15 AM
 

I'd empty all the wastebaskets.


^^^finalist***

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:30 AM
 



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Harakiri........the honorable thing!*


Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:23 AM
 

Nm


buy a Bama shirt***

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 10:55 AM
 




Pray that it didn't turn out like the movie


Posted: Nov 28, 2018 1:39 PM
 

Groundhog Day …….. Never Again !

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 2:30 PM
 

Check myself into a mental institution. Oh heck, if I were a coot I wouldn't be that smart.

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Cross the road


Posted: Nov 28, 2018 2:35 PM
 

At rush hour!


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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 2:40 PM
 



I would just relax and roam around.

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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 3:16 PM
 

I would boil some water add salt, pepper, celery , onions and garlic. Defeather myself jump in the pot and make some clucking chicken soup!


Have somebody knock me out for 24 hours.

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 3:17 PM
 

And then, take hypnotherapy so that I could purge it from the memory banks.

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 11:32 PM
 

I would head on down to willy b to get my self a bj and a cup of poo ice.


Buy my free Akron tickets?***

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Posted: Nov 28, 2018 11:37 PM
 




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Posted: Nov 29, 2018 12:10 AM
 

I would buy me a 50th anniversary 1969 ACC Championship shirt!

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Posted: Nov 29, 2018 12:25 AM
 

I would buy me a 50th anniversary 1969 ACC Championship shirt!

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^^^another finalist***


Posted: Nov 29, 2018 7:52 AM
 



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The first thing I'd do is...

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Posted: Nov 29, 2018 4:52 AM
 

find someone to remove the tracking ankle bracelet then I'd return all my Bama and Cootgear to the Dollar Store/Kmart for a refund or just throw the by the Goodwill dumpster. I'd go to Gator's shop and buy a new Clemson Paw cap and hoodie then shower and delouse before I put it on.

I'd probably make a dentist appointment then sign myself into rehab and join an AA group to help me get my life on track. Imo, it's a shame to waste a perfectly good human on a life of cootism.

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