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Topic: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .
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If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 9:54 AM
 

Would you

A) get a tattoo of an ibis
B) get a gold grill in your teeth with “$$$” or “69”
C) catch your 4th venereal disease this quarter from the same girl who keeps telling you “I swear I haven’t been with anyone else“
D) or get a tshirt that says “Da U is back”

I’d probably say C. Because if I was a Miami fan I’d be dumb already. Plus I’m a Rocephin shot and some azithromycin away from a cure.

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I would repent of my waywardness and choose to

[3]
Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:00 AM
 

cheer for Clemson.

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Correct answer.***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:06 AM
 



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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

[2]
Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:00 AM
 

E.

All of the above.

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Its not even a question or debate....

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:27 AM
 

Gold Grill in my teeth with 69.

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:30 AM
 

Snort up Peru.

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Is this a list? This looks like a list.***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:34 AM
 



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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:34 AM
 

If I was a Miami fan, I would not show for a home game.... because I am enrolled at North Florida


Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:54 AM
 

Do I get out of jail first?

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Excellent question and an oversight on my part.

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:11 AM
 

Yes, you are out of jail.

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Throw myself into the eye of a hurricane***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:17 AM
 



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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:31 AM
 

I would buy a fake turnover chain and wear it with all the swag of the Miami program from 20 years ago.


Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 3:57 PM
 

I.m in South Florida a lot, believe me, they wear the Turnover Chains, and not just on Saturdays.

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 6:44 PM
 

You got me thinking so searching shows a replica turnover chain runs from 30 to 100 dollars.

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she might be getting the virus from U


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:34 AM
 

I meant You.

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How does Rocephin shot and some azithromycin help with

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:45 AM
 

HIV, HPV, or HSV??

Asking for a friend...

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It does not.***


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:47 AM
 



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I'd bust out my VCR

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:58 AM
 

and relive the glory days of Vinny Testaverde and Bernie Kosar.

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 12:13 PM
 

I would buy some 1” rope and spray paint it gold and then tie a hubcap from a 57 Buick on it for a hideous look a like turn over chain.


Correct answer.***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 1:20 PM
 



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No, thank you.

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 12:24 PM
 

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Also a correct answer***


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 1:20 PM
 



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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 1:52 PM
 

I’d grow a mullet so I’d have me some hairs on my head.

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pics of the girl from option C?

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 2:49 PM
 

I need more information before I can answer. TIA

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D with along with


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 4:47 PM
 

A.

Would get a tiny Tiger PAW tatto put on my....!

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Re: pics of the girl from option C?


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 4:59 PM
 

she is sad...




I would close my eyes and try to imagine

[1]
Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 5:45 PM
 

What it would be like to score a TD against Clemson.


B


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 5:53 PM
 

And it wouldn’t be with the $$$ sign.

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Re: B


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 7:06 PM
 

E. Canes gonna Cane


Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 8:03 PM
 

All of that stuff can be done in Miami in an afternoon, but bring cash because it will cost you.

No self-respecting Miami chain would have anything but "305" on it.

Go Tigers!


Be extremely unhappy to say the least***


Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 8:41 PM
 



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I'd probably try to get paroled first.***


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