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Lemme talk to yall a minute about paper towels
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Lemme talk to yall a minute about paper towels


Nov 7, 2018, 8:34 PM

All my life I been a store brand man. Sometimes, I've splurged for Brawny. But alas, a paper towel is a paper towel, right? You use it as a snot rag, a kitchen cleaning device, use it to wipe your butt in a pinch. They are just utility devices in a household.

But no. I made a discovery today that has changed my life. That discovery is called Viva Soft and Strong. I don't know how long I've been ignoring this brand. But I found it at Target today on sale and figured I'd give it a try since it was cheaper than the other big brands.

Lemme tell you what you buncha prikks, this is the best goddamm purchase I've ever made. I pulled about 4 sheets off earlier. So far, I've dried a hand-washed frying pan, wiped out a cast iron skillet, wiped down my counters and the stove top and have blown my nose and wiped the sweat off my brow with just 4 sheets. I'll let you figure out the combinations.

I feel like I've just discovered the Internet. My life will never be the same.

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Nurses at hospital recommended Viva


Nov 7, 2018, 8:52 PM

to us... I'll never buy anything else again.

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Re: Nurses at hospital recommended Viva


Nov 7, 2018, 8:55 PM

I forgot to mention that I love how they stick to the roll

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same....minus the 'nurse' thing.


Nov 8, 2018, 8:28 AM [ in reply to Nurses at hospital recommended Viva ]

every other paper towel is inferior.

now, if i could just get them to rip off AT the perforation, rather than in the middle of each sheet...

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Re: I felt the same way


Nov 7, 2018, 8:57 PM

when I discovered Equate Hemorrhoidal Pads at Walmart about fifteen years ago. A clean b-whole is a happy b-whole. No less life changing I assure you...Don't leave home without them.

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M drunk and hateful!!!


Nov 7, 2018, 8:59 PM

Kirkland’s or get the fudge out!!!

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Re: M drunk and hateful!!!


Nov 7, 2018, 9:01 PM

Sir, I respectfully disagree. Please take your second-rate paper towels and kindly GTFO

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have you and your wife separated, yet?***


Nov 7, 2018, 9:03 PM [ in reply to M drunk and hateful!!! ]



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Re: Lemme talk to yall a minute about paper towels


Nov 7, 2018, 10:04 PM

I'll probably forget this by the time we use up the massive bundle of Sam's Club paper towels I just bought yesterday, plus the few rolls still left from the prior massive bundle. But thanks for sharing.

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I use the dish rag for wiping spills and cleaning counters.


Nov 7, 2018, 11:42 PM

Yes, you're right, I wash dishes by hand. Nothing better than a good hand job and drying them by hand to give them a second look ensuring they are clean. I use hot water and Ivory Liquid.

To dry dishes I use the 100% cotton white cotton towels ($5/pack of five) from Walmart. I might use a little more water but the soap is cheaper and nobody murders trees to make anything. Maybe a few pig to produce the soap but nothing that we wouldn't all kill for bacon, ham and BBQ anyway.

I know little to nothing about paper towels or the dishwashers which you call appliances. I raised five dishwashers (daughters) and two lawn mowers (sons). My wife had no appliances, she used me thoroughly and often. I don't run on batteries either.

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Been using these for years


Nov 8, 2018, 4:57 AM

They are washable too - leave a snotty one in your pocket and send it through the washer and dryer. Perfectly usable again...

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The road goes on forever and the party never ends...


Re: Lemme talk to yall a minute about paper towels


Nov 8, 2018, 8:29 AM

Now my computer screen is completely covered with Brawny paper towel ads. Thanks man.

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that's what you get for google image searching "Lumberjacks"***


Nov 8, 2018, 8:47 AM



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Paper products = Sam's FTW.


Nov 8, 2018, 8:37 AM

Sams has a decent brand, and it's cheap. Works fine for me.

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lol..."decent"


Nov 8, 2018, 8:48 AM

I DRY OFF AFTER SHOWERS WITH 2 SHEETS OF VIVA

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Re: lol..."decent"


Nov 8, 2018, 8:49 AM

EXACTLY. I'VE JACKERLATED 5 TIMES IN ONE LITTLE TINY CORNER OF 1 SHEET OF VIVA AND IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.

AND THESE AREN'T LITTLE DRIBBLES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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Once you get the entire sheet


Nov 8, 2018, 9:02 AM

crusty, you can insert it as shielding in a Kevlar vest and you're freaking bulletproof.

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JFC, I am actually crying at my desk I laughed so hard @that***


Nov 8, 2018, 9:03 AM [ in reply to Re: lol..."decent" ]



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I use a towel.


Nov 8, 2018, 9:01 AM [ in reply to lol..."decent" ]

Over time, you waste money.

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the Lunge needs more quality lifehacks like this.***


Nov 8, 2018, 9:03 AM



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