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Topic: How should I feign sickness to get off work next week???
Replies: 12   Last Post: Jan 3, 2016 10:39 PM by: jeancooper®
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How should I feign sickness to get off work next week???


Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:17 PM
 

Gotta have some excuse to get off work.. I'm out of leave time after going to the Orange Bowl haha

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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:19 PM
 

Diarrhea... Can't ever be questioned...that or puke on your desk


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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:19 PM
 

Diarrhea... Can't ever be questioned...that or puke on your desk


Perfect***


Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:23 PM
 



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Best way...Go get.....

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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:25 PM
 

Go and get some milk of magnesium. Drink the whole bottle. Go to work, walk into your bosses office complain of stomach pains and then .....BOOM let it blow right there in his office. Ofcourse you will be uncomfortable for awhile, and bring a set of clothes to change into before you drive home.


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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:25 PM
 



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I'm in stitches right now!!!!!***


Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:27 PM
 




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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:28 PM
 

In a kind and gracious world they would just give you the day off, knowing you are a Tiger fan. You could use the standard excuses or just tell them you have #### Glaucoma = I can't see my ### going to work! Go Tigers!


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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:28 PM
 

Ha!! #### Glaucoma. Brilliant.

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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:28 PM
 

Tell them you're having trouble with your eyes; You just can't see yourself working the week of
the Natty Champ game!


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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:33 PM
 

#### Glocoma - can't see your ### going to work.

Call in scared- say "I'm afraid, I can't come in today."

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down a cup of El Paso and then fake puke


Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:34 PM
 

In the toilet but make sure a co worker is near to witness or hear the event. Make sure to leave some on your shirt or mouth area as well. Also splash some water on your face and crotch area. I would also put a pair of women's lingerie hanging out of your left pocket too...make sure it's the left.


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Posted: Jan 3, 2016 10:39 PM
 

Food poisoning and you got diarrhea and severely dehydrated

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