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Help! Coot family all around me!

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Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:33 AM
 

Unbelievable!

1) Their 17 y.o. prodigy QB will be a Heisman candidate next season
2) They are looking to turn the program around with a win in DV THIS YEAR. They are ready to dance on our grave with a win, shout it from roof tops, and launch a revival.
3) Number one recruit in country tweeted he had a great time in Cola at game (Xay Thos.), so they're ready to sign him

Last(maybe worst of all, and hardest to explain):

They all WORSHIP Alabama. Entire LSU game I heard it, every play. How do you worship the team that is your daddy year in and year out? I couldn't imagine worshiping Fla. State. Can somebody explain this please? (I figure it's just vicariously living through their SEC idol, since their team is never good).


Move out of mama's basement...


Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:37 AM
 

or get a TV in the basement and a lock for the door.

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Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:39 AM
 

Do what I do and tell them to put their money where their mouth is. Bet them on all 3 points.

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Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:41 AM
 

The best thing we can do is beat the pants off of them when we play each other.


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Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:47 AM
 

First off Florida State is not our daddy. Second, the coots will be exposed soon, don't sweat it


what's up w/ you?


Posted: Nov 7, 2016 7:43 PM
 

you don't remember when they beat us about 12 years in a row or something like that? Would you have pulled for them then?


Bentley is 19 yrs old


Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:48 AM
 

BS with all the crap about him being a HS senior...


Coots are used to failing a year or two of grade school.***


Posted: Nov 6, 2016 9:35 AM
 



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There's something in these hills.


They're bout to go quiet til baseball season.

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Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:51 AM
 

Just another couple of weeks and you can have a silent, peaceful Christmas. Reality will be sinking in soon.

Flawda will stop the run game, actually cover their receivers, and put pressure in Peyton Manning, Jr.'s face throughout the game. We'll see how he responds after throwing 2 or 3 interceptions in a game.

Bentley has great potential and should be a fine qb, but they are going a little crazy down here after beating some junk teams. Hey, Nicky Shoe's just lit up a better team than Bentley... guess he's now the best NFL prospect in the state! Doesn't work that way, coots.

And yeah, my coot mother-in-law said yesterday they are beating Clemson this year. Then she asked my wife for a Clemson score update. My wife texted 30-0 at half. Didn't hear from mom again. I made sure my wife texted her the final 54-0 when the game was over... because I care. ??

~JKB


Explanation


Posted: Nov 6, 2016 7:56 AM
 

They're idiots and Florida is going to bring them back to reality next Saturday!


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Posted: Nov 6, 2016 8:03 AM
 

He's not 17 he was held back 2 years. So he has to at least be 19. And technically should be a freshman.


Remind Them...


Posted: Nov 6, 2016 9:02 AM
 

63-17.....We have the longest home win streak in the Nation...An undefeated regular season( soon to be two in a row )....And we'll put 40 or more on them in three weeks .


$CU has just two wins on the road v. ranked opponents ...


Posted: Nov 6, 2016 9:08 AM
 

in the last nine years (Missouri 2013 and Florida 2010).

It's amazing how narrowly beating three really lousy teams has swelled their egos.

Let them enjoy their grandiose delusions and over-exaggerated optimism. It will make the fall back down to reality that much more enjoyable.

$CU still ranks 120th in total offense. By comparison, Syracuse is 38th against a much tougher schedule.

If Clemson doesn't turn the ball over, the game against $CU won't be close and the Capons will be making their way back down Interstate 26 at the half to cheer on Alabama in the Iron Bowl.





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Pull at Tommy Tuberville and tell them to "go to ####"


Posted: Nov 6, 2016 9:35 AM
 

and "get a job."

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Posted: Nov 7, 2016 7:54 PM
 

He's not 17. He's a 19 year old DA who was held back a year.


Was he really held back ? ....


Posted: Nov 7, 2016 8:00 PM
 

not that it matters , ,but this is first i heard of this ..

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yes he was...


Posted: Nov 7, 2016 8:14 PM
 

his dad held him back in the 7th grade even though he was a good student. He did for football reasons only


Tell them sec biased media has already decided that Jackson


Posted: Nov 7, 2016 8:00 PM
 

is going to be the first 3 time Heisman winner.


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Posted: Nov 7, 2016 8:07 PM
 

Divorce!!!!


Just remind them that they..


Posted: Nov 8, 2016 10:09 AM
 

were ready to fire their coach three weeks ago after the Kentucky game.


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