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The most important one, they left out.....
Oct 7, 2016, 10:03 AM
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How long until Boom scores in the parking lot behind the pallets?????
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Re: Gamecock Humor for a Friday Morning!
Oct 7, 2016, 10:07 AM
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Posts like that show that they have nothing better to think about than their future .
Unfortunaley , in my opinion due to my own observation and supposition ...they have no football future with Will Mucksap at coach .
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Oculus Spirit [80222]
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He'll be fired long before he gets half way through the list***
Oct 7, 2016, 10:08 AM
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Re: He'll be fired long before he gets half way through the list***
Oct 7, 2016, 10:41 AM
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haha no doubt...no way Dabo loses a game to this joke
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Orange Blooded [3710]
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LMAO. I think the answer to most of them is Not Applicable!
Oct 7, 2016, 10:10 AM
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Go Tigers!
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Re: Gamecock Humor for a Friday Morning!
Oct 7, 2016, 10:31 AM
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Get his first Victory as Gamecocks Head Coach? - one game, 01SEP16, @Vandy, 13-10
Get his first Loss as Gamecocks Head Coach? - second coached game, 10SEP16, @Miss State, 14-27
Get his first Road Victory as Gamecocks Head Coach? 1 game, @Vandy, 01SEP16
Get his first SEC Victory as Gamecocks Head Coach? 1 game, @Vandy, 01SEP16
Finish a Season over .500? Nope
Finish a Season with a winning SEC record? Nope
Win the SEC Eastern Division? Nope
Win the SEC? Nope
Win a Bowl Game? Nope
Make it to the College Football Playoffs? Nope
Win 10 or more games in a season? Nope
Have a player drafted in the 1st 3rds of the NFL Draft? Nope
Have a player drafted in the 1st rd of the NFL Draft? Nope
Have a player drafted in the top ten of the NFL Draft? Nope
Have a player invited to the Heisman Trophy ceremony? Nope
Have the Gamecocks ranked in the Top 25? Nope
Have the Gamecocks ranked in the Top 10? Nope
Have the Gamecocks ranked #1 in the country? Nope
Recruit a top 10 class? Nope
Have his team playing in an ESPN College Gameday Game (Either at Williams-Brice or on the road)? Nope
Beat Tennessee? 2018
Beat Florida? Nope
Beat UGA? Nope
Beat Clemson? Nope
Have a running back rush for 125+ yards? 2016
Have a quarterback throw for 300+ yards? Nope
Have a receiver go over 125+ yards receiving? 2017
Have a defense pitch a shutout? 2016
Have an offense score over 30 points? Nope
Get fired? 2018
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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There's nothing funny about mental instability,...
Oct 7, 2016, 10:38 AM
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drugs and alcohol addictions or people who have brain damage. Now the 'doing your sister,' or 'some ho between cars and the parking lot fence,' thing USuCk fans get away with is hilarious.
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110%er [6858]
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Agreed
Oct 7, 2016, 2:00 PM
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These people are just so epically stupid its not even funny.
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Re: Gamecock Humor for a Friday Morning!
Oct 7, 2016, 10:45 AM
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Some of those clowns still think they're going to bowl ? Lmfao!
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Orange Blooded [3820]
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here, let's help them - how long will it be before BOOM
Oct 7, 2016, 11:48 AM
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beats the crap out of one of hie 2-*'s and drags the unconscious fella out of the 2001-fire extinguisher before a game?
actually gets a 3+* recruit that Clemson didn't expressly turn down?
admits to being Florida's beattch and tries to change the school colors to blue and orange?
realizes that his pining over the UF job is simply a redux of Spurrier and the Coot fans have already seen it all?
replies, "Whattya want me to do Ron?" in answer to the question, "Do you know who your QB is?"
loses to an FCS school?
loses to an FCS school 63-17?
loses to an FCS school 63-17, and the coaches met at halftime to agree not to play the 4th quarter?
emails a Clemson commit saying that he'll have a "sleepover with him" if he'll reconsider the Coots?
stops giving his QB salient insights like, "Be the Ball. Be the Ball."?
oh, this is fun....
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Re: Gamecock Humor for a Friday Morning!
Oct 7, 2016, 2:41 PM
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I was under full control until I read the first response.
"Win a Bowl Game?
Season 1 (6-6 regular season...will beat some scrub like Miami)"
Next thing I knew I was in the midst of a full chuckle. Some scrub like Miami!
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