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CU Medallion [64837]
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Gringo, GITT and answer some questions:
Apr 5, 2019, 10:16 AM
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gringo
Feel free to elaborate on any of your answers, if you feel the need to.
1. Would you rather walk in on your dad doing a dog, or a dog doing your dad?
2. If your belly button was an actual button that would do each time pressed, what would you want it to do?
3. Would you rather watch the video tape of your conception with your parents, or have your parents watch all of your conquests on video with you?
4. Would you bone the girl of your dreams if she got to hold a nationally televised press conference afterwards?
5. Your mom and wife/girlfriend switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them. Which one do you bang?
6. Would you rather be filthy rich in 1900 or poor in 2019?
7. Would you rather live your life with all humans naked 100% of the time or clothed 100% of the time?
8. What is the fiercest animal that you think you could defeat in a fight?
9. How much money would it take for you to be illiterate?
10. Would you rather always have a headache or hiccups?
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All-In [46765]
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He's better at this than
Apr 5, 2019, 10:18 AM
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Maybe, but MauldinT is the OG of this
Apr 5, 2019, 10:22 AM
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That's the first time where I felt like I was welcome in the Lounge. So if you're ever wondering why I come on here, you have MauldinT to blame.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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this is what I'd refer to as 'nuther level'
Apr 5, 2019, 11:35 AM
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I mean, I wish I was new, so I could answer these
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Give it a shot, D'ong. It looks like Gringo has a 1 track
Apr 5, 2019, 11:42 AM
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mind.
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ok. let's give this a whirl
Apr 5, 2019, 12:19 PM
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1. Would you rather walk in on your dad doing a dog, or a dog doing your dad?
Definitely would rather catch my dad doing a dog. The other way around is pretty gay, and I'd hate for that news to get out.
2. If your belly button was an actual button that would do each time pressed, what would you want it to do?
Right now, I'd elect to have that button make Question #5 go away.
3. Would you rather watch the video tape of your conception with your parents, or have your parents watch all of your conquests on video with you?
The former. It was the 70's. Probably couldn't see anything, anyway, between the video quality and bush quantity. Seems like the option that does the least damage, mentally and relationship-wise.
4. Would you bone the girl of your dreams if she got to hold a nationally televised press conference afterwards?
Depends. Was it consentual? If so, then absofarkinglutely.
5. Your mom and wife/girlfriend switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them. Which one do you bang?
This is tough. I THINK I'd have to go with SheGUAR in my mom's body...at least my momz would have no recollection of it. I'd be forever scarred either way.
6. Would you rather be filthy rich in 1900 or poor in 2019?
Filthy rich is filthy rich. 1900, The Wild West Era was just ending, laws were merely recommendations, prohibition hadn't started...prostitution was still goin' skrong (this is a guess)...women had no real rights yet. SIGN ME UP.
7. Would you rather live your life with all humans naked 100% of the time or clothed 100% of the time?
I think most people would work harder to maintain a socially acceptable level of attractiveness if everyone had to be naked....so less fatties (including myself).
8. What is the fiercest animal that you think you could defeat in a fight?
I bet I could take down a moderately fierce deer. Maybe not a 10-pointer, or anything, unless I got the jump on it from a tree or something. I'd straight up destroy a doe, tho. ZERO doubts.
9. How much money would it take for you to be illiterate?
Am I paying, or being paid? I don't really understand the question. IS THIS HOW IT STARTS?
10. Would you rather always have a headache or hiccups?
probably hiccups. Bet I'd have killer abs.
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strangely, there's a lot of thought went into that.***
Apr 5, 2019, 12:21 PM
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strangely? I put a lot of thought into everything I do/say
Apr 5, 2019, 12:24 PM
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or are you talking about my exceptional use of the available HTML tools on this site?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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You didn't disappoint!
Apr 5, 2019, 12:33 PM
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question 5... you're such a considerate son. MadreGuarchitect raised a fine figlio.
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Oculus Spirit [85013]
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I'm with you on most of these......but I don't think deer
Apr 5, 2019, 12:33 PM
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constitutes as a "Fierce" animal.
You should start your way up like this:
1) Fox
2) Coyote
3) 8 ft alligator
4) Mountain Lion
5) Brown Bear at 75% your body weight
6) 10X10 room with 100 brown recluses
7) Female African Lion
8) f'in Tiger
9) Elephant
10) Great White in a swimming pool
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I think I'd take my chances with these 3
Apr 5, 2019, 12:34 PM
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1) Fox
2) Coyote
6) 10X10 room with 100 brown recluses
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CU Medallion [54758]
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HI FIVE!
Apr 5, 2019, 12:38 PM
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#TagTeam'em
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CU Medallion [54758]
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it was NOT a braggadocious response.
Apr 5, 2019, 12:38 PM
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The only one of your options I'd feel comfortable with, really, is the room of Brown Recluses. Contrary to what most people think, they're extremely non-aggressive as far as spiders go.
ok, and maybe a fox or coyote if I had my new steel-toed boots on.
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Oculus Spirit [85013]
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I once was in a stare-down with a mountain lion
Apr 5, 2019, 12:41 PM
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in the wild as a 12 year old.
Guess who won?
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CU Medallion [54758]
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in a staring contest? Obviously, you
Apr 5, 2019, 12:43 PM
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I'd imagine it'd be next to impossible to adequately explain the rules of the contest to a mountain lion, thus leading to disqualification every time.
If I were you, I wouldn't even bring this up anymore. Makes you seems petty and a sore-winner.
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Re: Gringo, GITT and answer some questions:
Apr 5, 2019, 10:18 AM
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This isn't what I was looking for, but
Apr 5, 2019, 10:21 AM
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Re: Gringo, GITT and answer some questions:
Apr 5, 2019, 10:21 AM
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Re: Gringo, GITT and answer some questions:
Apr 5, 2019, 10:52 AM
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boobies
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Re: Gringo, GITT and answer some questions:
Apr 5, 2019, 10:59 AM
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He likes low-budget documentaries and boobies
Apr 5, 2019, 11:52 AM
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That's a lunger I can get behind.
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