Good news for the Cluckers.... from Cola Town: Rapid Ray T
Jan 18, 2019, 5:26 PM
just announced that The Donald called him and expressed interest in inviting the Clucker Natty teams for Bass Fishing and Women's Equestrian that 'plowed their way through unreal competition just a few years ago' but were overlooked, to the WH for, of course, A HUGE TABLE OF CHICKEN WINGS, with CROW A L'ORANGE as an appetizer..
TIGER TAIL soup will also be offered, along with Coca Cola ZERO. As an added bonus, ALL participants from USuC will be allowed to bring their pet chickens along for the celebration.
The Donald also suggested that they bring along, for added hilarity, their 1969 Co-ACC championship banner/ trophy for photo ops with the team members.
As an added gesture to the teams, Forehead Guy will be extended an invite too. However, The Prez insists that he show some of his 2016-2018 'moves' and that all in attendance will be asked to take part in the latest dance sensation, THE FLOP!
Unfortunately, due to recruiting and other fruitless endeavors, MooseChump will not be able to attend.