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Funny Old People.
Oct 25, 2018, 10:17 AM
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I had a really funny older uncle (now deceased). He could come up with stuff at some bizarre times, though. Whole family was sitting around after a Thanksgiving feast one year, and somehow the conversation got steered around to Via-gra. Now, he was 79 years old at this time, to set the stage. He says, "When sex got to be like trying to stuff a raw oyster into a parking meter, I knew it was time to get some HELP!" Needless to say, the table exploded into embarrassed laughter.
Another time, he was needling (Verbally!) my aunt, who happened to be his second wife, and nearly 16 years YOUNGER THAN HIM. He told her, "You better not stroke out on me, or I will bring another one to your funeral!" She was used to it, and just rolled her eyes.
I'm sure some of you have some funny old people in the family as well. Share!
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Heck, we've got some here on good, ole
Oct 25, 2018, 10:48 AM
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TNet.
Like Lightbulbbill posting about "tranny" shops. lol
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Re: Heck, we've got some here on good, ole
Oct 25, 2018, 10:57 AM
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Back in the old days, a "straight tranny" was a cool thing to have in your car. Nowadays, it's an oxymoran.
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LOL.....Dang whippersnappers!***
Oct 25, 2018, 2:29 PM
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My father-in-law, who lived to be 92, always said he wanted
Oct 25, 2018, 10:59 AM
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to live to be 100, then get shot by a jealous husband!! 
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Ha Ha
Oct 25, 2018, 11:04 AM
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I refuse to tell ‘ole people’ jokes.
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i remember years ago, making fun of those
Oct 25, 2018, 11:10 AM
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"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" commercials. That stuff ain't funny at all anymore, and hasn't been for at least 10 years! If I was to fall down now, I would have to crawl two miles to the nearest chair to help me get up. Hmm, I may have just come up with a new invention, the "Instant Cane". Now, I just have to invent it.
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Re: Funny Old People.
Oct 25, 2018, 1:39 PM
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I'm glad some of these old people are responding on this thread. It "kinda" gives me an idea what I can expect when I get old. Just for the record, if I can make it to Nov. 25th, I'll be four score and 17 or nine decades plus seven. I don't know how many moons that equates to.
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Re: Funny Old People.
Oct 25, 2018, 2:52 PM
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Congrats. That's 35,405 days minus a few leap year days.
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