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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2018, 6:11 AM
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They haven’t looked this bad in years. Now on the horizon appears An orange steamroller - An anti-consoler Who feasts upon failure and tears.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2018, 6:19 AM
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Hey Taggart, why such a long face? I love what you’ve done with the place - You’ve taken star players And peeled back their layers, So now we see dread and disgrace.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 10:51 AM
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The “semi-hole’s” Linemen are like sieves. They’re easily busted and often gives. Our Power Rangers Likely endangers Those thuggish injuns in Florida lives.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2018, 6:20 AM
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2018, 7:54 AM
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That backpack looks real cute on you! You glow when you wear it! You do!! The fumbles WE steal Will make y’all, for real, Return it to Limited Too.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2018, 8:03 AM
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Hey, what’s with the purple this season? Those uniforms look like their teasin’ The film Pocahontas, Almost like y’all want us To treat you like girls. What’s the reason?
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2018, 8:39 AM
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Your offensive line is your weakness. Our D-line’s true athletic freakness Will punch its way through To Francois and crew. Prepare for more failure and bleakness.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2018, 1:03 PM
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You kinda lost Jimbo to money, And now, kinda sad, kinda funny, You bring in a chum Who’s green as they come - No paycheck can fix this thing, honey.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 6:39 AM
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Hey Willie, you talkin’ some smack? That mouth might get players off-track. They’re focused on preppin’s To run from our weapons In hopes they’ll survive our attack.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 6:47 AM
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“Unconquered,” you say? Lemme see: When y’all lose to us that’ll be Your fourth on the season. You’ll need a good reason When bowl-begging on bended knee.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 7:56 AM
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You’ll hear it from here to Angola! Grab popcorn and cold Coca-Cola And witness a beatin’ - The Noles will get eaten When Tigers meet Chief Osceola.
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Go grab some crabs from the deli
Oct 23, 2018, 8:20 AM
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Lee Corso may arrive there by heli The day you have dreaded The Tigers are headed To the Playoffs, so don't you be Jeali.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 9:00 AM
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There was a player named Jameis He thought he was so rich and famous He left FSU, Started huffing glue, No he has a messed up annus
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 9:04 AM
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There once was a poster named bdrechs, A chap who never got much #####, To tigernet he would go, Posting limericks to and fro, While the lady problem na’er ceased to vex.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 11:12 AM
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This bdrechs guy, if you could know ’im, Has cards he could play, but won’t show ‘em. Suffice it to say He’s had a good day - His lady sure likes a good poem...
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 2:56 PM
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I can't help but draw the conclusion That when bdrechs' wife, in profusion, Starts rhyming away At the right time of day- It causes his lower protrusion
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 8:00 AM
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I’ll tell you this, if you must pry – A marriage is influenced by Conditions and timing. Specific to rhyming, I’ll neither confirm nor deny...
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 9:15 AM
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Well by now you should know it was just my luck The baliff of the station was a neighborhood cluck I looked him straight in the eye and said what's up And said let's make a deal, you know I'll do you up Now back on the streets and my records are clean I creeped on my ##### wit my uzi machine Went to the house and kicked down the do' Unloaded like hell, cold smoked the ho
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 10:16 AM
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Harcore B-boy named Eazy-E!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 9:23 AM
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There once was a man from Greer, Whose friends thought he was quite queer, He rolled down Wade Hampton, Blasting Peter Frampton, And shouting that the end was near.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 9:39 AM
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I needed a frontal lobotomy, But didn’t want to lose a part of me, To the bar I did go, Debated it so, And decided I’d rather have a bottle in front of me.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 10:15 AM
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I went to the bathroom this morning And made brown while my breakfast was warming I didn't pack no lunch, But I have a hunch We gon win by fiddy
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 10:35 AM
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Osceola will enter in fear Prancing timidly, planting the spear. We will be waiting Anticipating The marvelous “Nole” beat down to jeer.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 2:13 PM
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Placing Bob Wischusen in the booth With Brock Huard "unraveling his tooth"*. The nole's bell, we'll ring-it. Allison will wing-it, Singing from the sidelines like Puth**.
* "unraveling your teeth", coming from my Gullah heritage meaning: you talk too much, you have a loose tongue (Sorry, I had to take liberties with the saying to make this cadence and rhyme work.)
** Charlie Puth: current American singer/songwriter
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 1:58 PM
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Deondre Francois is the man - He’ll help us make good on our plan. When Dex comes to call, He’ll give up the ball And help us score touchdowns again.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 2:31 PM
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Semi-holes, we ain't coming to court. For your foul-mouth, we'll have a retort, Like first downs galore And scores even more! No worries FEMA's still near to support.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 4:11 PM
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With these limericks perhaps, about Clemson we could start talking crap, Sure Crump would frown, and we'd get a lot of thumbs down, but it would make deroberts type in all caps.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 23, 2018, 10:46 PM
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Ahh, remembering two thousand thirteen . . . It is now time to rise up and demean, Those trash spreading fools Who soiled our schools By curb-stomping them at their own latrine.
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The semiholes from Tally are reeling
Oct 23, 2018, 5:04 PM
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And the pressure to win they are feeling. They will come out all jacked, But the noles will get whacked, And by game's end to the Tigers they'll be kneeling.
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Re: The semiholes from Tally are reeling
Oct 23, 2018, 10:08 PM
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The noles love riding Appaloosas. Their gals do make pretty "papoosas". But if not careful, They'll remain tearful, Becoming the Atlantic's "caboosas"!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 10:28 AM
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Francois is a blue-collar guy - A likeable sort. That is why He’s kinda succeeded. No crab legs are needed - He’s good with a burger and fry.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 12:07 PM
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Your spearhead tied on that big stick - It’s so dull it can’t even nick An old woman’s skin. I guess it’s best, then, To use as Osceola’s toothpick.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 6:45 PM
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Francois, that's hard to enunciate. Their O-line, one can't articulate. A backpack, really? Disgracefully Silly!!! Home team's D-Line will not penetrate.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 6:57 PM
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Seeking space to run free is Akers. But Taggart can't find any takers, To open said holes For the sad dwarfed noles. Best pour them all a Mark of Makers.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 7:15 PM
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Flaming is the spear that was planted. Disgruntled are their fans who ranted. They've failed at gaming Noles need a good caning! ROSS SCORES . . . on a route that was slanted.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 8:42 PM
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Famous Grouse is my ev'ryday scotch. Sipping Dewar's is simply a botch. I won't need either, Winning's a breather. The seminoles can kiss my sweet c r o t c h ! ! !
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 9:21 PM
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To the south we have those hated Semi-holes And north of the border are the cheatin' Tar-holes Surely, nothing could be finer Than smackin' the b-ballers from Carolina After kickin' the Semi-holes by 30, the poor souls.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 24, 2018, 9:29 PM
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Just sitting on my front porch and drinking Pleasant thoughts I have been thinking! Getting four straight over the Noles That should be our immediate goal Let's just leave the Noles in a big pile of stinking
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 6:01 AM
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The bumbly predisposition Of FSU’s offensive mission Meets up with our D?? This game’s gonna be Like using C4 to go fishin’!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 7:00 AM
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To Tally Floridians go To do...what? I don’t really know. No mountains, no beaches, No int’resting featchas - They do have some criminals, though.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 8:12 AM
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Willie says he has fixed it, But the Vegas bookies have picked it, Fourteen is the spread, Can't conquer the dead, So says the ghost of Rick Trickett.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 8:24 AM
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They used to have Bowden's attacks, While Mickey racked up the sacks, A past to dwell on, Lo! the Cowgirls long gone! Replaced with Willie's backpacks.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 5:07 PM
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Another GOAT is now being born, An aerial dissection, his form. His reads will be crisp. His darts but a wisp, As defeat greets the noles at the horn.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 5:24 PM
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The veil that divided is now rent. Our path to the Title won't be bent. Dabo's direction Guides Tiger Nation To her glory reign, non-transient.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 8:18 PM
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AD: “Hey Willie, here’s gear you can use. It’s Jimbo’s - feel free to peruse.” WT: “Ok, the shirts fit, The pants loose a bit, But I cannot fill Jimbo’s shoes.”
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2018, 8:39 PM
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The noles O-Line is "butch" but brittle. Big Dex and Chris are sure to whittle, Bryant and Cle Missle Will pen an epistle, Inflicting bruises in hues of Skittles.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2018, 7:47 AM
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A duel will go down at high noon. Coach Taggart will fight with a spoon; The victory solver? An or’nge Colt revolver With deadly-quick bullets, hand-hewn.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2018, 7:53 AM
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Hunter Renfrow, “Mr 3rd Down Clutch”, Has few accolades to rest in his hutch. Sorely missed will he be Leaving with his degree. Who’ll become our next man-up, our crutch?
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2018, 11:16 AM
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It hit me. A GI attack. Academy Sports. In the back, I ran to the john - The TP was gone! I grabbed a ‘Nole shirt off the rack...
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2018, 11:47 AM
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With feathers and bright painted faces, They cheer men in girdles and laces - It seems Tallahassee Is pretty durn sassy, Like one of those drag queen type places.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2018, 1:40 PM
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To comprehend FSU’s plan, You’ll do well to study this man. This general Hull, Inept, scared, and dull, Gave in to Tecumseh’s small clan.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Hull
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 27, 2018, 10:49 AM
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You think Osceola aborts? It’s rough in the life of ‘Nole sports. This noon kickoff time Means Doak, not in prime, Looks bare, sparsely dotted with jorts.
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