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Downtown Beer influence on the GPA...
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Feb 8, 2016, 9:34 AM

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

That's why most freshmen and sophomores go downtown the night before an exam.....

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freshmen, sophomores, juniors, seniors, 5th and 6th year seniors, etc.


Feb 8, 2016, 9:57 AM

And that's why I had no Friday classes my last 3 years at Clemson. #priorities

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I like this inverse logic, as it applies to beer


Feb 8, 2016, 9:58 AM

but, otherwise, sounds kinda like political double speak to justify getting drunk.

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Re: Downtown Beer influence on the GPA...


Feb 8, 2016, 10:19 AM

That sounds completely legit... you should be a scientist.

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Feb 8, 2016, 10:55 AM

You can go downtown the night before a test. You just have to make sure you study before you go downtown, and that you are able to take an exam hung over...also that you get up to go to your exam. If you can do those three things you can party any night of the week all you want! But I guess that goes back to the Darwin Selection thing...some people can't do this so they end up dropping out.

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