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All-In [28802]
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Overheard on the train to work today...
Feb 21, 2017, 2:01 PM
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So I get on the train to go to work today, and sit next to two women, because of course that means I'll have more space to actually sit in the tiny seats. My mistake was not noticing that one of the women I sat next to was a chubby college aged chick who was chatting loudly with her friend across the aisle of the train.
Apparently they didn't care that nobody else in the train was talking, so they were forcing everybody else to listen to what they were saying, which of course included plenty of cussing- including f bombs. Or, maybe they knew that everybody else could hear them, because they went on to bestow on us their brilliant thoughts on politics and the state of our country.
Now, these were unattractive college girls who went to an urban campus, so their politics couldn't have been anything but progressive. But this was the most vapid, meme-ified, arrogant version of progressive politics which only 20 year old college girls could espouse.
Here were my favorite statements (which were shared with everyone on the train, mind you):
"I normally would take the bus, but I just had this feeling like I would see someone I knew from class, so I worked out for the first time since the election instead. I just haven't been able to work out since Trump was elected."
"I mean, I don't think all Republicans are bad people. I know a few really nice Republicans. It's just the ones in Congress..." "Yeah, like, some conservatives are nice."
"If I saw Mitch McConnell, I'd punch him right in his ####### face."
"I'd really just like to see a Cory Booker/ Elizabeth Warren ticket in 2020, because Bernie Sanders will be dead by then." "Cory Booker? He's the hot one, right?" "Depends on your definition of hot. Anyway, the whole "and yet she persisted" thing just show how sexist the GOP is. And it was an archaic rule they used on her, anyway. I mean, they let a bunch of men say the same thing the next day!"
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Hey man, how about a one liner every now and then?
Feb 21, 2017, 2:02 PM
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We aren't a very smart bunch of bros. We like poop humor.
Not every post needs to be 1500 + words.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Not the train I was expecting***
Feb 21, 2017, 2:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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In my experience, they never expect the train.***
Feb 21, 2017, 2:04 PM
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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just like the Spanish Inquisition***
Feb 21, 2017, 2:17 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Are Puerto Ricans spanish?***
Feb 21, 2017, 2:20 PM
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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Close enough, especially when one jumps out the closet with
Feb 21, 2017, 2:23 PM
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a nine incher and some baby oil
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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*swoon****
Feb 21, 2017, 2:26 PM
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Re: Overheard on the train to work today...***
Feb 21, 2017, 2:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97704]
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Re: Overheard on the train to work today...
Feb 21, 2017, 2:05 PM
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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Nondonar td - no pics of said pigs***
Feb 21, 2017, 2:06 PM
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All-In [43656]
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Imma be real honest here
Feb 21, 2017, 2:07 PM
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I did not read 1 single word of whatever it was that you posted.
tl;dr
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Oculus Spirit [78865]
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ninja pigs next time peas
Feb 21, 2017, 2:07 PM
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lemme be the judge on whether they are unattractive college girls or not
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All-In [28802]
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You dew not want***
Feb 21, 2017, 2:24 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79195]
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Can I just say
Feb 21, 2017, 2:09 PM
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All-In [47795]
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please, dems please, nominate Elizabeth Warren
Feb 21, 2017, 2:13 PM
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her condescension will go over in middle America like a cold does of cod liver oil.
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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My 40 year old Prius driving cousin posted a nice little
Feb 21, 2017, 2:15 PM
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diatribe this week about how he just could not sit around let the people and lifestyle he loved be threatened by a dictator, and that he would stand up and fight (by posting Occuppy Democrats memes) against fascism at every opportunity he got. And if you weren't with him, you're against him, so feel free to unfriend him or no longer associate, because he's not going to sit around and not post idiotic memes and links anymore.....He's part of the resistance!
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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Well he's certainly frightening, isn't he?
Feb 21, 2017, 2:25 PM
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WATCH OUT, FACEBOOK!
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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He recently decided he was going to get an enormous amount
Feb 21, 2017, 2:36 PM
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of tattoos, so I guess he's getting serious about it.
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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That makes him doubly scary.
Feb 21, 2017, 2:42 PM
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Did he cry after the election?
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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In his mind, it was probably similar to MacArthur leaving
Feb 21, 2017, 2:49 PM
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the Philippines, and this resistance he's now a part of is the means in which to bring him(Bernie Sanders) back.
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Letterman [287]
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Re: HA. You rode something that stopped by something that
Feb 21, 2017, 2:18 PM
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Joetigerny may have designed. NO WAY would I do it.
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Lulz... havent rode in a subway since I worked on
Feb 21, 2017, 2:20 PM
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the brakes.
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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Letterman [287]
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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I ended up an an oyster roast Saturday.
Feb 21, 2017, 2:35 PM
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I was far and away the most conservative person there. This one cat had it all figured out though. They just knew Fox News had to be stopped. To do that, we needed to pass a law that no foreign born such and such could own a new outlet.
Don't they know thinking they can/should silence folks with different views helped usher in the current state of "What the ####" we have now?
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All-In [28802]
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Yeah, the one girl was convinced that the real problem was..
Feb 21, 2017, 3:21 PM
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that liberals had just been too nice to the other side, and that they were now finally not caring.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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i know a black guy***
Feb 21, 2017, 3:03 PM
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