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Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 12:37 PM
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For those of you with older daughters (mine is 2) what was your go to intimidation move when your little girl brought a boy over for the first time?
Or for those of you without. What did the girl's father you were dating do?
Figured it would make for a good discussion since most other stuff is over.
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All-In [26968]
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Punch him the in face. If he gets up, then he passes.
Feb 5, 2016, 12:46 PM
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Then, punch him in the face again. Because that little squirt deserves it.
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All-In [38191]
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Slap him around with my peanus
Feb 5, 2016, 12:47 PM
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fwap fwap fwap
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CU Medallion [66077]
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I show the boy (remind him he is a BOY)
Feb 5, 2016, 12:47 PM
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my prison tattoos and carefully explained the meaning of each one of them.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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What did he say about the toss salad one?***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:22 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I tell em if they take her virginity, I'm gonna take theirs***
Feb 5, 2016, 12:47 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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As President Clinton confirmed, a BJ is not considered sex.***
Feb 5, 2016, 12:49 PM
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110%er [5887]
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 12:48 PM
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I took him over the side of the garage and said "look here son, you need to do something for me to prove that you like my daughter"
After giving me a puzzled look for a while, he "got it". I got the best BJ ever that day. No teeth or nuthin.
The funniest part about it was that after he was finished, I made him leave anyway and told him I'd kill him if he ever spoke to my daughter again lol.
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 12:51 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Re: I think this is just one of those cases of
Feb 5, 2016, 12:55 PM
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I was just horsin around
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Legend [17626]
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Like the song says,
Feb 5, 2016, 12:49 PM
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I'll still be here cleaning this gun.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I pull my pants down around my ankles and challenge
Feb 5, 2016, 12:51 PM
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him to a tickle fight.
Loser has to kiss the winner for 7 minutes.
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 12:52 PM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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carole's parents referred to me as "that boy" for the first
Feb 5, 2016, 12:52 PM
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six months she & i dated.
at first i was met at the door and not allowed inside. eventually i made it inside, but never passed the entry hall-family room.
her father was a colonel in the army, devout catholics all and i was the long-haired, evil genius with the cheshire grin about to deflower their princess.
i winned, so none of that worked, but it's a good story to tell.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Sounds like you finally got let inside.***
Feb 5, 2016, 12:55 PM
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Re: Sounds like you finally got let inside.***
Feb 5, 2016, 12:55 PM
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i see like me, you're a man that's in it to win it.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Always be closing.***
Feb 5, 2016, 12:56 PM
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Re: Always be closing.***
Feb 5, 2016, 12:57 PM
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HI5s! what else is there brah? i mean i cared once, but i got over it.
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 12:53 PM
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I don't think you need to worry about your daughter bringing home any boys anytime soon. At 2 years old the boys only have chewing on toys and taking away toys from other kids on their minds. My daughter will soon be 23 and knows by now not to bring home any boys that I may question their intelligence. I live in the country and the dining room is where the front door is. So I keep a gun on the table. They usually see that and don't make any mention of it but I know they see it. And no I'm not going to post Pigs.
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Oculus Spirit [81897]
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Pigs
Feb 5, 2016, 12:54 PM
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of the gun?
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Re: Pigs
Feb 5, 2016, 12:55 PM
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That's what I was thinking.
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Re: Pigs
Feb 5, 2016, 1:17 PM
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Heisman Winner [135607]
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Nice doily, Aunt Bee.***
Feb 5, 2016, 2:11 PM
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Re: Pigs
Feb 5, 2016, 1:29 PM
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That's what I was talking about. My guns are not for the general viewing on the internet. It's like taking your wife to the strip bar and all the customers start placing their dollars in her G-string. you all can keep your eyes off my guns.
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Your
Feb 5, 2016, 2:10 PM
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wife has a G-string?
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Re: Your
Feb 5, 2016, 2:11 PM
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money is money 
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 12:56 PM
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Yeah I'm not worried about it yet. A 3 year old boy at the same babysitter brought my daughter a flower. She slapped him in the face.
That was the proudest I've ever been of my daughter.
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 1:06 PM
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Slapped in the face for bringing her a flower, and she was commended for it?
I hope you're joking.
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Agreed. Not funny at all. Nothing funny about assault.***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:07 PM
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Re: Agreed. Not funny at all. Nothing funny about assault.***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:11 PM
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Well, assault itself is very funny.
Having to console some random chick at a bar who just got slapped in the mouth (as retaliation for slapping a guy she barely knows) and just doesn't understand what she did wrong is totally preventable.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Re: It's not the 2 year olds he's got to worry about, it's the
Feb 5, 2016, 1:02 PM
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You're saying @cougar11 is 47?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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He was a cougar before he transitioned, I believe the
Feb 5, 2016, 1:05 PM
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correct term is "manther" or "rhino" now.
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Rhino
Feb 5, 2016, 1:23 PM
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is that a dig at conservatives?
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Orange Blooded [3855]
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i never let the girls take me to their parents.
Feb 5, 2016, 12:54 PM
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Didn't care enough.
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Orange Blooded [2594]
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STABB THAT LITTLE COcksuker IN THE NECK!
Feb 5, 2016, 12:58 PM
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If he recovers, sit him and tell him that the next time you won't be nice to him and call and ambulance. If he hurts your daughter. Let him know if that happens , his family will cry when they see what you did to him. If he comes back , he should be good.
GO TIGERS !!!
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 12:58 PM
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Almost too scared to post in my own thread.
Thread has been turned into a RAG thread.
I apologize to all of my "normal" t-net brethren.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Looks like we got a lot of non-alums mucking up the
Feb 5, 2016, 1:02 PM
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thread today, 29555. Sorry about that, bro.
The true fans must all be out being productive citizens at their place's of business.
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Re: Looks like we got a lot of non-alums mucking up the
Feb 5, 2016, 1:03 PM
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Hold on while I thump my meter.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Left out the "a"***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:06 PM
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Re: Left out the "a"***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:18 PM
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I'll let your wife handle that
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 1:05 PM
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Met them all, in uniform. (Badge and gun included.)
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I think we got a little off track guys
Feb 5, 2016, 1:07 PM
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Something along the lines of this
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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BRB, thumping my meater.***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:08 PM
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like she would ever bring a guy over to meet
Feb 5, 2016, 1:13 PM
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me
she knows better
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I thought you enjoyed meeting guys.***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:16 PM
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 1:17 PM
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Break out the baseball batt and a sharpie. Have the boy to sign the bat. Put the bat and sharpie away. Then tell the young man to remember that bat has his name on it.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Adding an XL bottle of KY lube to your routine may just
Feb 5, 2016, 1:30 PM
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help you go the extra mile.
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 1:34 PM
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Tell him you have absolutely no problem going to prison again for murder.
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keep a small pale of clean white playground sand
Feb 5, 2016, 1:44 PM
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at the front door.
When he brings her home, have him dip his hand in the pale of sand.
if the sand sticks........
your daughter is a ####!
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I think we got a little off track guys.***
Feb 5, 2016, 1:49 PM
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 1:52 PM
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Toss him a bullet...
Tell him it moves a lot faster after 10:00.
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Re: Discussion for a slow Friday
Feb 5, 2016, 5:07 PM
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Wait, you have a 2 yr old who's bringing home boys? No offense, but you better put a stop to it right now. If not, when she grows up the best job she'll be able to get is assistant crack hor.
End it, end it now!
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